Just so you know, this one is a bit gory… so if you don't like gore then uh… sorry?

But I'm a gore whore so I like to kind of go into detail :3

And people have been bitching that I never put Kakashi in any of the stories.

SORRY!

I made this one extra long for me peeps that like the story :3 I love your _______! so without further adieu… ^.^

That afternoon I took a long nap to be ready for the fight coming that night. I needed time to make up my mind on how I was going to go out with this. I could make a dramatic cool entrance. Or I could just hide in the trees and kill them easily without getting the village involved…

Hm…

Well…

Dramatic entrances are way cooler if you ask me.

A bunch of Anbu were hidden in the trees. A few sneered as I walked into the forest where the bad guys would be coming.

"Who is she?" I heard someone whisper.

"Some new chick in the village." came an answer. Low whispers and mumbles came from the trees. The wind chilled me into an adrenalin rush. Don't ask why I get so excited in the cold. Skillfully I wandered up ahead of all the Anbu and positioned myself behind a bush. I peeled my eye patch off. The bad guys were about fifteen miles up ahead coming north east. It would take them approximately fifty five minutes at the pace they were currently going.

A sound to my left made me close my eye and put me patch back on. Arg.

"Why are you here?" It was kaka Poopoo, I could tell by his hair and voice. He was in the Anbu? That was sort of surprising considering he looked so lazy.

"There infiltrating north east, there are seven of them, the rate they are going it will take approximately fifty four minutes." I informed him.

"How do you know this?"

"Tis a secret." I grinned putting my middle finger to my lips to flip him off.

"eh…"

We waited for a long while just standing next to each other, then he disappeared for a moment to tell the rest of the Anbu squad. In less then a minute his was back hiding up in a tree like the rest of them. Course it was the tree I was lazily leaning on yawning. I looked down at my wrist which held no traces of a watch.

"Fucking shit, when are they going to get here!?" I yelled. My eye opened under my patch and I saw them just three miles away, heading strait for us.

"How far away are they?" kaka asked.

"Bout three miles, I cant see as well when you're here." I glared at him. Course he didn't mind my glare.

"Why don't you hide?"

"Why don't you go home. I can handle these pussies on my own." attempting to be funny I pounded my fist against my chest making a gorilla noise. He didn't laugh. "You suck…" I sat down in the grass and looked at my outfit. Boots, tight black vinyl shorts and a tight vinyl top showing my bandaged tummy. My arms were bandaged neatly to my shoulders.

After another ten minutes I heard the slow pace of the dudes up ahead, they were not quiet at all. I put my leg out, I saw the group coming up ahead in the blackness of the forest. One tripped over my leg and landed face first into the mud. Jumping up, I giggled hiding myself in the trees. Kakashi grinned at their stupidity and gave me a thumbs up.

"What the hell was that?"

"Stupid Shiro, tripping."

I silently pulled my blades out from my back holster, this time wielding two katanas. Stealthily landing behind them I soundlessly decapitated one. He gurgled and plopped to the ground like a hunk of meat. One of his buddies slashed at me angrily.

"You bitch! Give me your eye!" He attempted to stab me.

"Hehehe," a replacement jutsu was sufficient enough to escape the strike.

"Where did she go?" one mumbled. I forcefully jumped straight down, knees first onto another, my knees drove right into his shoulders breaking all major veins and breaking his shoulder bones. Another crumbled to the ground. Kakashi threw a kunai at one's head through the right eye.

"Hey! Don't hit the eyes!!" I yelled slicing another one straight down the middle.

The fight ended with a macabre scene, blood splattered all over trees, grass and any other thing in the vicinity. The Anbu arrived right when we finished. Kakashi looked over at me.

"You're a crazy ass fighter. I've never experienced a style like that."

"You've never experienced a chick like me." I grinned.

Anbu Started to throw the dead bodies into a heap. It kind of irritated me that they were just going to dump them somewhere gross. I mean those people had families and such probably.

"I'll do it." I muttered.

"Why do you want to do it?" One guy in a wolf mask asked. Jeeze, these Ambu kids and their cliché masks.

"It's my way of saying 'sorry I killed your ass' and I like to clean up after my self."

Slowly the Anbu kids fled their posts and went home. Kakashi stayed and watched me place the body part into the correct order.

"What are you doing?" He asked.

"Would you just go away, this is personal?" I gave him a cold glare.

"Are you going to desecrate them? Or rape--" I cut him off, disgusted he would even think of such a thing.

"Ew your gross! Go home." I shoed him away and proceeded to take my tools out of my side bag.

Gently I opened the right eye lid of the first guy. Average looking eye. Next. Not good enough. The fifth guy had beautiful gray eyes. I used of my circular tools and popped it out.

"You sure are a weirdo," Kakashi informed me, he didn't know how weird I was.

"Hey, shut up." The last guy had emerald looking eyes. Once again I extracted it and threw it into my pouch. Then I finished by sewing the eyes and mouth shut.

"What are you going to do with the bodies now?"

I paused for a moment.

"I'm going to burry them somewhere." I picked up three of the tattered bodies and started running through the dark forest. I managed to drop them a few times. Though eventually I found a nice place.

Kakashi was gone when I came back for the other bodies. Good, he was annoying me with his snotty remarks.

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Kakashi laid in bed thinking about that creepy girl. 'That is the most macabre thing I almost ever encountered. I was sure she was going to eat them or something. Maybe she's a witch and makes spells with eyes or something…' he rolled over kicking the blankets off. It was cold out but he was hot as heck. It was always that way with him.

A knock startled him a little. He got up and threw open the door, a letter to him at this hour. He took the letter from the guy and closed the door.

"Mission tomorrow: Fire country needs backup." Was all it specified. 'ugh, how annoying.' He though throwing the letter onto the floor and going back to bed.

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"OH YOUR SOOOO CUTE!!!" I picked up the little kitten. Such good luck I had to stumbled upon a homeless black kitten. And to make things better it had two different colored eyes. One blue and one green. It mewed cutely crawling up onto my shoulder where it laid its little head. "Oh my god I'm going to die of cuteness!!!!" I petted its little head and headed to the store where I could get kitten food.

It seemed I was going to become a regular to that store. The girl from last night was there reading the magazine that I bought the other night. I grabbed some mew chow down the pet isle and brought it up to the counter. The girl looked up from her magazine.

"Oh hi!" She smiled.

"Hi, how is your…" I looked around the store. "Lonely night going?" I grinned.

"Good. And you?"

"Pretty good. Oh you got that magazine too? Did you read the part when that chick runs into a poll while checking out the hot boys. That cracked me up!" I slapped my knee. She cocked her head and looked at me strangely.

"Are you the person with the green mask?" she asked.

"That would be me" I smiled. "And now I found a cat. Hahaha" I giggled for no reason, petting my new cats head. It mewed and looked at the counter girl.

"Aww its so cute, and what pretty eyes!" She reached over to pet the cat.

I carried the big bag of cat chow and thought of a name for the little thing.

"Kitty… naw… Mambo… no that's gay. Kaze. No your not white. Schwarz, no your Japanese not German. Izzard? No that guy is funny but that's not a cat name… I looked around for ideas. "Maybe a Halloween name, that's coming up. How about…. BOO!" I yelled. The cat jumped, namely from how loud I was. It mewed in reply.

"Who you trying to scare?" A guy with dark hair walked up to me. He was pretty attractive.

"Your face." I laughed at my lame joke. His right eyebrow raised. "Just kidding. I was just naming my new cat." I grinned. He was clad in all black. Just the way I liked it.

"Cute, so I know her name, what's yours?" He asked walking up to me. He had deep black eyes to match his hair.

"I'm Henteko." We shook hands.

"I'm Hibiki." he had a charming smile that made me melt, with a finely chiseled face with smooth fair skin. Very handsome.

"It's a pleasure." I smiled trying with my crooked smile to match his charming perfect one.

"The pleasure is mine." he brought my hand up to kiss. Ok, maybe other girls liked that sort of thing. But me? My flirting style is punching and pushing, and name calling. But he was the most beautiful man that had ever hit on me. I giggled, going along with the retarded romance thing. "Would you mind if I walked you home?" he asked.

"Sure. It's just up there." I nodded my head to my apartment building.

"I've never seen you around here, I usually notice the pretty girls?" he questioned. I giggled and got all giddy.

"Well, I'm actually a loner type person. I never really belonged to a village and I thought that one like this would be a good place t--" WAM!!!

Yep. Right into a lamppost… oh my, that hurt.

"Are you ok!?" I dropped my cat food and my boo clung to dear life with her paws.

Hibiki picked up the cat food and helped me home. I bet he expected me to invite him in for some action, but I wasn't one of those girls. I politely bid him farewell and went to the bathroom to assist my bleeding head. Course I make and ass out of myself in front of a beautiful man.

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The next morning I was up bright and early, I heard there were some yoga classes starting in few hours at the local community center thingy. I never did yoga before and recently I lost a lot of my flexibility. I walked out onto my porch with boo and breathed in the fresh morning air.

An older lady was outside watering her plants, well technically she was my neighbor. She noticed my cat and smiled.

"Hey missy, cute cat you have there, a friend of mine was just sent on a mission and he has a cat too. I went to go feed it and I couldn't find the food. I was wondering if you could spare some for him?" she asked.

"Course. I wouldn't mind at all. Where does he live?" I asked, she handed me the house key.

"Just that building over there. Number 1327."

I got a cup and filled it with kitty food and walked over to the house. I unlocked the door and crept inside. It was very dark. I stepped on something squishy and finally found the light.

"EW!" it was an old moldy piece of apple pie. "OH MY GOD HOW DISGUSTING!!" I yelled wiping the moldy crusty apple goo off my shoe and onto a newspaper. The place was a wreck. I found the cat. It looked to be pretty young and was excited to see me. It mewed loudly.

"You poor thing. No windows and moldy crap everywhere!" I yelled at the poor thing, not meaning to scare it.

There was no cat bowl to be found so I grabbed a dirty bowl filled with old soba noodles and dumped it into the sink. After rinsing and drying it I filled the bowl with cat food and another with water for the poor thing.

"Jeeze, you poor thing, you was starving." I petted it as it ate. A crooked clock on the wall told me it was 6:13 am.

"Well, for you little kitty, I guess I could clean this dump up a little." I started with the dishes and moldy pie I stepped on. Then I proceeded to sweep the floor and wipe the counters and table. I went into the hall to see if there was a vacuum. My brain almost dropped out of my head.

"THE WHOLE SERIES! AND ACTION FIGURES! COMICS!!" It was every Come Come paradise's dream. Each book stacked neatly in a glass covered shelf. No it wasn't a shelf. A shrine! Wow, whoever this person was, I loved them. Man or woman. After a moment of drooling on the glass I went in search of the vacuum.

After finishing the kitchen and living room I still had an hour till my class started. I decided to venture into the back part of the house.

"Men…" I muttered picking up dirty clothes and under where with a broom and sliding them into the empty laundry basket. I made the bed, trying to touch as little as possible. Thought the place was dirty as hell, this guy smelled great. A mixture of forest after a big rain and cinnamon. I tried not to become to infatuated in the scent. For all I knew it could be Guy's house. Ew….

Then I managed to stack all the porno and men's health magazines up and shove them into an open drawer filled with the same crap. I finished off with vacuuming the rest of the place.

"Fuck the bathroom." I took one look and decided against it. One last look before I leave. I passed the shrine and saw a book with a name inscribed on it. "Kakashi Hatake."

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW NO WOUNDER!" I shivered, gross. His bed, magazines, dishes, moldy pie. I ran out of the place screaming then into my house to wash any traces of him off of me. …

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Yoga was harder then I expected. It seemed like I was the only one that couldn't twist my leg behind my head, or do the splits.

"OUCH!" the Yoga teacher tried pushing down on me forcing me to do the splits. "My muscles! Their ripping apart!" I yelled eventually pushing the lady off.

I then went to a free break dancing class… it was pretty cool. I learned a lot of tricks that I could apply to my fighting style. "Thanks, I think I'll apply that dancing to a fighting ."

"You a ninja?" the teacher asked.

"Naw I don't consider myself a ninja. I'm just a chick that likes to rough it."

"That's how it goes, good for you!" We pounded it and went on to the next lesson.

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On my way home I stopped at the store to buy boo a toy and some treats. The checkout girl greeted me.

"How had your day been?" she asked.

"Well it started out really gross. I was supposed to feed this cat that my neighbor was supposed to feed. And the house was gross so I cleaned it for the cat. Then I found out it was Kakashi Hatake's house. I almost died. But after that I went and learned how to break dance." I smiled with my new progress. The girl's mouth was agape. Confused, I waved my hand in front of her face.

"The Kakashi Hatake?" she asked.

"Yeah," My drawn on eyebrows scrunched together. "You ok?" I asked.

"You think you'd be able to get me something of his?" She asked. Heh, and he thought I was a weirdo. This chick was up there with me.

"Sure… what do you want?" I asked.

"Underwear…" She whispered. I just about peed my pants when I heard that.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" I laughed. Her dark skin started turning a dark shade of red. "Haha its ok. Dirty or clean ones?" I almost peed my pants again. She looked away and scanned the rest of my things.

"Doesn't matter…" she mumbled.

"OoOoO dirty it is!" I winked. She blushed even deeper. "So why is it you like this guy so much?" I asked.

"Well… I'm the leader of his fan club." She murmured. A fan club? For that guy?

"And please don't call him disgusting…" She seemed a bit mad at the subject.

"Ok, ok don't worry, I wont be negative about him around you. Will you forgive me if I get you his undies." I grinned impishly and almost started busting up again. Her mood seemed to pipe up.

"Of course!" She smiled. I waved bye to her and walked back outside. Once again I was greeted by that dark mysterious Hibiki dude. Wow. Stalker much?

"Hey. How you doing tonight?" He asked.

"Pretty good. Hey you always wait out here for people?" I asked chuckling.

"Only for you. Don't want you getting kidnapped or hurt on your way home."

"Oh, I don't think you have to worry." I chuckled. Oh he didn't know shit about me.

"But I think I do." We walked past an ally way and I was suddenly pulled in by a pair of huge arms. I wonder why I didn't see or sense this coming. I smelt chloroform and a rag was put over my mouth. I held my breath but expanded my chest to feign falling asleep. My shirt was ripped off. Oh my what disgusting people. I saw Hibiki through my eye patch he was grinning and trying to undo my pants. I would have non of that.

Suddenly I kneed him in the face, definitely hearing a bone break. A big brute looking guy gasped and grabbed me, I felt a knife stick me in the arm. Stupid Hibiki dude stabbed me! Anger tore through me. Three other brutes came from the shadows. Jeeze, they must of thought I was strong or something? Or maybe they all thought I was hot… either way I was not in a good situation.

A gag was tied around my mouth and my wrists were tied with a thick wire which cut my skin every time I moved. Someone was trying to undo my pants when I was suddenly dropped to the dirt. There was yelling and fighting going on behind me. Though I couldn't shift myself enough to get a good look at who it was. One guy tried to take off with me but instead I used my new windmill break dance move to kick him to the floor.

My bindings were cut as well as my gag. I was pulled up gently, choking on air. The experience was a tad traumatic, along with the gag taking my oxygen away. Slowly, I put my palms on the persons chest, then looking up I saw Kakashi Hatake.

Embarrassed beyond belief I pushed him away, my pale face turning a pungent bright red. His chuckling sent me even more off the edge. Though I couldn't necessarily bitch him out for saving my ass.

"Thanks…" I muttered covering my face.

"You ok?"

"Yeah… um… I'm going to go home now… do I owe you anything?"

"Yeah, I'll think about it." he grinned. Trying not to glare I turned around and hightailed it home.

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