Ok, I think I'm going to start to try and write better. Cause I compare this to my original made up story and this looks like dog poop. Haha I seriously apologize that my writing and randomness is so annoying and horrible haha. And I just found out I wrote Anbu wrong throughout the whole thing… so now I gotta go back and fix it all from Ambu to Anbu…shit…

Way too early in the morning there was a knock on my door. Groggily and half dressed I opened the door to an Anbu dude. he cleared his throat.

"There was a report you were attacked last night?" he asked.

"Yep." I scratched my stomach and yawned while leaning against the flimsy white doorframe.

"We would like to report exactly what happened and would like you to know those men were not occupants of this village."

"Meh… well. I meet the skinny guy the other night. He walked me home and was really nice. But it seemed he was trying to get into my pants. Then last night he said I should be careful. Then he and this big fat ass pulled me into the ally and there were like a lot of people and they managed to get me to the ground, then I almost raped or whatever and Kakashi Hatake came and gave me a hand, then we kicked some ass." A smile came across my face at the memory.

"That is all. thank you." I shut the door on the guy's face.

"Man what a bitch." I heard him say. I laughed to myself and went back to bed. Sheesh I didn't have to be up for another hour and a half. Boo snuggled back into my arms under the covers when I got back into my wonderful bed. "Ooo burrrr boo is cold." I cooed and petted her to sleep, her purring sending me back to dream land as well.

Again, a loud knock on my door. Boo jumped up and went to her food dish. Grumbling, I got up too but not to eat crunchies cat food like her. Lucky bitch. I swung my door open to revel Kakashi.

"What do you want kaka Poopoo?" I asked rubbing my eye and peering at my clock. It was five twenty in the morning.

"Um. Thanks for feeding my cat." He muttered sticking his hands in his pockets.

"Your welcome…" I grumbled. "Why do you have a cat and why do you people get up so early?"

"Oh that thing was given to me by some old lady to babysit… then the lady died…." He paused before answering my second question. "Were trained to. I intended to come at five but I got a bit sidetracked." he grinned. Didn't really matter to me. Boo walked up and cuddled my feet lovingly.

"Look at my sweet mitten kitty!" I baby talked her and picked her up rubbing noses with her.

"She's definitely cute." He petted her head.

"You have a disgusting apartment!" I accused pointing my finger at him and shielding my baby from him, don't want his germs on her.

"Hey at least I don't go through peoples personal stuff!" He accused right back.

"You should be grateful I cleaned that dump. Well I didn't know it was your house but then I found out and ran out screaming my head off. Even ask my neighbor!"

"At least I don't go showing off my bunny underwear like you!" He laughed. "It totally matches your personality. Little miss eye plucker ." He shrugged his shoulders laughing at his new found nickname for me.

"Well thank god I don't leave moldy apple pie just laying around. Damn boy, you make me gay!" I slammed the door on his face with those last words.

"That's not very nice!" His voice could be heard from the door.

"I'm not a nice person!" With that I went back to bed. Just as I started falling asleep I felt a presence. "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!" I yelled. Asuma was on my window seal staring at me.

"Just wondering when you were going to wake up?"

"Sure…"

"Really I was. Cause I wanted to ask you a question. What are you going to be for Halloween?" That sure wasn't a random question.

"I duno. What are you being?" I asked a bit irritated.

"I have no idea, maybe Dracula, ok… um should I go?" He asked.

"Yes. And then I will go to sleep. Jeeze you ninja people are early risers." I muttered watching him leave before turning over to sleep again.

I was on a crazy mission underground searching for diamonds. There was a creepy, huge, scary ass bunny as my partner.

"Wow, your cute!" I smiled at him.

"Thanks. So are you." his eye twitched and fell out of his head. I picked it up and handed it back to him.

"Don't wanna loose that…"

"Hey wanna help me pierce my lip?" he broke out a needle and a ring.

"…ok?" I pushed the needle through the bunny's lip and it giggled hysterically. Then I put the ring in and it hopped around screeching. Suddenly it started running after me with a knife.

"AH WHAT THE FUCK!" I sat up quickly, boo went flying off my bed with a loud "REAAAAARRW!" Guy was coming through my window.

"Hey, morning. Time for youths to get up. Just came wondering if you were going to go to the Halloween festival?" He asked.

"Maybe. Why do you all come through my window? " why did everyone wonder Halloween things about me?

"Today is the day I get to meet my new students. Oh how great the bonds will become." He smiled holding his hand to his chest. "I feel as though my heart is going to explode with excitement." he exclaimed.

"Horary for you! Now get out of my house." I grumbled angrily.

"Of course my friend. Sleep well." We waved bye to each other as he left.

"Might as well get up now…" I grumbled. Boo glared at me as I walked to the shower.

Usually I enjoy the cold, but in the morning it's a whole different story. My hair was dripping down my back and was making me even colder then before. I closed my window which was letting a lot of the cold air in.

"Fudge nuggets, boo!" I looked down at her smiling.

"Mew!"

"Yeah, I love you too, you cute little mitten mew mina!" I baby talked her for a while till I heard yet another knock at my window.

"Hey, crack head." Kakashi was at my window tapping on it. What a stalker.

"I'm going to buy some blinds…" I muttered to myself opening the window. My towel twisted slightly in the wind but didn't reveal anything bad that bad

"You go ahead and do that. Anyways… I was wondering were you put all my magazines at?" He scratched his head.

"In your bed side drawer. Do you really look at porn this early in the morning?"

"No, my men's health magazines. I just bought one and wanted to try one of the training techniques it talked about." He kept scratching his head. What a liar.

"Sure, sure. All your magazines are in your drawer." with the whoosh of more wind he was gone. Probably to go look at porno…

I looked down at the edge of my bed and pushed one of my porn magazines with my foot deeper under my bed. Ehehehe!

Unfortunately the Hokage ordered me into his little tower of terror place. Casually I strolled in and sat in one of the chairs picking earwax out of my ear, ew. Hokage started talking about infiltrating some village I didn't catch the name of and free some girls that were taken hostage. I only listened to half the story, that's all I needed to know anyway.

"Ok, so I go to this village, free the chicks, take them here and then I get paid?" I asked. He nodded.

"This is your first mission so I hope you do not fail. And just because you're new I'm partnering you up with one of our best Shinobi. I think you have meet Kakashi Hatake?" his finger pointed to the corner where Kakashi was conveniently located.

"WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!?" I withered to the floor onto my knees and put my face into my hands. Hokage looked at me strangely.

"Did something happen between you two?" he questioned watching me pull at my hair.

"Nothing out of the usual." Kaka Poopoo muttered. I glared at him.

"Are you sure."

"Yeah." I frowned.

Hokage sama told us we'd be leaving in an hour and to pack our crap up. Course an hour isn't nearly enough time for me. Well it is but I liked to check things a million times. Curse my O.C.D. to hell!

My pack was pretty small though, in reality I only needed clean undies and my bathing necessities. I grabbed a roll of toilet paper too just to be safe. On my bed sat Kakashi tapping his foot.

"You women take forever to get ready…" He mumbled as I grabbed a few pairs of socks and some deodorant to shove into my pack as well.

"Turn around, I gotta get some feminine necessities." I ordered. He obeyed, shivering a little. I grabbed a few magazines grinning at my new one. "Hunky men with hunky packages." I almost started giggling at the title. He heard my uneven laugh-ie breath.

"What's so funny?"

"Nothing." I shoved the magazines to the bottom of my sack and put it on my shoulders.

We exited the village through the front gates, saying bye to the guys that guarded the place. They seemed to fight a lot over stupid things… oh well doesn't matter.

Hours of running and jumping tired us little lads out. We hadn't spoken a word to each other. I was busy listening to Psyclon nine on my ipod (hey my story I can have an ipod in this world if I want).

On the other hand kaka Poopoo was too paranoid to cover his ears with anything.

In the middle of our jumping and whatnot I found entertainment. Watching his hair bob every time he jumped was quite hilarious, the spiky gravity defying little hairs cracked me up. I had to stop I was laughing so hard. Then my stomach started to hurt so bad I almost fell off my tree.

Kakashi caught my wrist before I fell, though I didn't really notice and couldn't help but laugh more when he gave me an annoyed look.

"What the hell is so funny?"

"HAHA YOUR HAIR!!!!!!" Again I almost fell.

"I'm glade my hair makes you laugh… can we go now." He seemed a bit irritated by my happy mood. Geeze, serious much? Eventually I stopped laughing and we headed back in the direction from before. Ugh it would take two days to get to that god forsaken village. And here I was wasting two days of my life with a stingy dude who couldn't take a joke about his hair. I cant imagine why that girl would want his underwear of all peoples.

My underwear are way cuter…..

We finally stopped a few hours after night fall, which was dumb. There is a higher chance of us getting attacked at night then at day. He just slept in a tree while I made a nice bed out of leaves and grass. Thankfully I brought a little blanket to drape over myself, it was quite cold and I had very low body heat. Damn cold forest, right when I started getting used to my bed too.

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