`Ok, though I'm tired as fuck I decided to give one more chapter cause I missed so many lately. Haha wow I lover writing author notes… sorry if you guys hate it…. ok here you go lovlies:`
Five am exactly I was woken by a silver haired ninja who looked fully alert. I didn't sleep good at all last night. Can you tell I hate mornings.
"You don't look so good…" He muttered. "Oh wait. You look like that every day hahaha" he laughed at his lame joke.
"hehe. Funny." I grumbled tying my blanket around me like a cape to get my heat up. I bet the blue streaks in my hair matched my lips.
After stretching and jumping for a while I gained my life back. And eventually the sun came up too. Though I wasn't stoked about the brightness, the warmth was welcoming after a forty degree night.
Stupid Kakashi was going way faster then yesterday, and I was lagging horribly. After a while I started whining mostly to myself about how tired and cold I was. Thankfully there was a small village that we stopped at about 15 minutes into our run.
I ate half my weight in onigiri and eel and was almost drunk off sake by the time we left the village. The warm alcohol burned my stomach and made me happy off my ass.
"Hey, when we gonna get there?" I asked stumbling a little.
"Probably by tonight. Though if we hadn't stopped we'd probably be there sooner.
"well duh. Stopping for a minute is going to make us a minute late. Haven't you ever learned math." I rolled my eyes and giggled at him. Suddenly something flew at us. We kind of pushed each other out of the way at the same time, bumping head, heh funny we thought each other wouldn't notice the danger. Shuriken started to come down like silver rain cutting us up. Kakashi somehow pulled both of us underground in less then a second. I couldn't breath and started to have a panic attack. Suddenly I was pulled out by my wrist.
By the time I was out I was coughing like a mother fucker. Kakashi was patting my back trying to get the dirt out of my lungs. I much rather take a few shuriken to the head then have to cough mud out of my lungs
Bombs were thrown at us to top it off. Oh what a day this turned out to be.
Coughing the last of the mud out I turned into hyper mode. Pissed off as hell that my buzz was destroyed by whoever did this. Someone was going to die. I tore my eye patch off and looked around. My back was to Kakashi and his to mine. Someone moved to the right.
"There!" I yelled pushing my feet hard against the ground launching myself straight into the ugly short dude that was throwing a shower of kunais my way. One got me in the shoulder but I managed to dodge the rest.
Quickly yanking the kunai from my shoulder I cut the guys throat and landed on top of him. Soon after, I covered my glittering eye. Kakashi was at my side in less then a moment, helping me up and looking at my shoulder wound.
"You're quick…" was all he said.
"Yea. Ow don't poke at it." I shoed his finger away and pulled my top down to inspect the wound. My eye lowered to the kunai, I sniffed the blade to see if there was any poison.
"Put some antiseptic on it," he pulled out a tube of some crap. Ninja kids and their antiseptic.
"Ok, ok whatever." I let him smother the stingy, smelly substance on the cut. Then he tried to get me to sit. Key word tried
"You sure? That's pretty deep."
"I'm fine. What's with you. Lets get the hell over there so we can get this done with." I started ahead of him and turned on my ipod. "Sex dwarf, isn't it nice luring little…" he gave me a weird look.
"Cant a girl sing without getting her tongue ripped out?" I asked a leaf I ripped out.
"You listen to weird music…" he muttered.
"Christian death is not weird music… hey I wonder how well that lady will feed boo… if she's skinny I'll kill," I looked up and put my finger to my chin. Course I ran into a tree full force.
"HAH!" kaka poopoo laughed at me.
"Owwwww!!!" I pressed my face into my hands. "That really hurt." I sniffled, a trickle of blood ran down my nose.
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That night we finally made it to the village town place. It was a pretty busy. Lots of gambling places, hot springs and hotels.
"OOOO, I say we stay there!" I pointed at a high class place with privet hot springs.
"OOOO, I say we cant afford it." kaka Poopoo ruined my mood with his bad mocking skills.
"Fine!" I crossed my arms angrily. I could see him scanning the area carefully.
"We can stay there."
"What!? No. that's almost as bad as sleeping outside!" .
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"One room please."
"What!? I have to share a room with a man like you? I'm going to get raped and killed! And then get turned into curry!"
"Better then sleeping outside." He grinned tossing the key up and catching it.
"I duno, its getting pretty close…"
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"I want the bed. You sleep on the floor," I said jumping onto the comfy bed.
"That's not fair, I paid for half of it." he countered pulling his shoes off and throwing them on the floor.
"Well I'm a lady."
"How bout we figure a way to split the bed without it being awkward." he mused.
"Ok, I'll use my katana." I grinned pulling my sword out.
"NO! THAT WILL COST MORE THEN THE HOTSPRING PLACE!!" he grabbed me and pulled me back.
"Fine, Lets just make a barrier of pillows then, that's was me and my old guy friend used to do."
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"I'm fucking cold and your hogging the blanket." I argued.
"Have them, I'm hot anyways." He pushed the whole comforter onto my side of the barrier.
"Thank you good sir." with that said I drifted off to dreamland.
Again with the five in the morning business. He was already dressed, showered and ready to go out to find the girls. Well I imagine the only reason for waking up so early is because no one else is awake.
I quickly took a shower and changed shirts and undies. The man was peering out the window when I got back. Paranoid freak. Casually I pushed his face into the glass, startling him. He just glared at me.
"I don't like you…"
"Great! Another thing in common. Lets go eat some breakfast before I wither away." I clapped my hand over my growling bellie.
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I had eggs and bacon for breakfast at a crummy café. But hey better then nothing. Kakashi ate some tofu thing with lettuce. How did this guy live like that?
"Want some of my bacon?" I offered, he declined.
"I don't eat food that's bad. Do you know how unhealthy bacon is?"
"Its got protein."
"Tofu has more."
"But it tastes good."
"Taste is all in the head."
"Fine, I'll enjoy my food and wont share it with you." I turned my head away from him.
"Are you mad because I didn't accept your food?"
"No, actually I'm happy, cause more for me!"
"You should try eating this for a few days, clean your system out." He waved a piece of lettuce in front of my face.
"Ew. No way, vegetables are nasty."
"Fattening grease food is nasty."
"your face is nasty."
"You-- never mind." I glared at him. "How bout we trade food for lunch time?" he attempted to lighten the mood. It worked.
"Alright, it's a deal. And we have to eat all of it!"
"Deal." We shook on it.
"Wait… you get to eat junk food. What the hell do I get out of this?"
"Health. Dur." He rolled his eyes. "And I'll be throwing up tonight… but whatever."
"Lets do this after our mission is completed then…." I peered around. The café was packed with tourists and random little people. My left eye closed and I looked through the fibers of my eye patch to an average looking forty year old man. He looked somewhat nervous, his hand shaking slightly ever time he raised his coffee cup to his lips. Suddenly he looked over at us. I could see his blood pressure raising as he peered at Kakashi's outfit.
I shifted in my seat and scooted over to Kakashi who was weirded out by my strange closeness. My arm snaked around his waist to add effect, plus I wanted to see how thin people are when they eat healthy.
"There is a suspicious man sitting at the breakfast bar, he's drinking coffee and keeps looking our way. Also he seems to be shaking." I whispered in his ear. I saw him shiver a little and pull away.
"I see… hmm. Well. All we can really do is keep an eye on him for now." He muttered scratching his silver head. I wonder if he uses hair gel…sorry..
"Well there actually is a lot more we can do. Like pull him into the back alleyway and beat the living--" Kakashi cut me off.
"No! We are peace makers, not trouble makers. Maybe he's just paranoid schizophrenic." He shrugged.
"Seriously? Your going to go psychology on my ass?" My eyebrows wrinkled in distaste.
"That hardly has anything to do with psychology."
"Bullshit, knowing that paranoid schizophrenia causes shaking and being paranoid is psychology."
"No it isnt, its common sense."
"Not common sense its--" We were brought out of our fight when a big gang of masked guys strutted it holding hostages, which in fact were very pretty ladies. Kakashi sighed.
"Of course…" he put his finger to his temple to massage it. I could tell he was getting stressed out.
"I want all the girls under 27 to report here now or all these women die." the leader guy said holding a hair splitting sharp katana to one girls throat. The rest copied as though it was rehearsed.
I really had no idea what I should do. Go and risk myself getting raped, murdered whatever the fuck. Or risk those young girls lives…
Well…
I mean… I could just kill the guy before he cuts her throat. Ok that's what I'll do.
I was suddenly shaken by Kakashi.
"You can not risk those girls lives! I know what your thinking, but you have a higher chance of getting out and saving them when your actually in the belly of the place. That and then I can track you with my dogs to them." He grabbed my hand looking me in the eye, trying to pursued me as best he could.
"But what if…" I stopped.
"HEY YOU!" I was suddenly grabbed by the back of my top. Though I didn't fight. But even though I went through with it on my own will I felt somewhat betrayed by Kakashi. He saved me once and now he threw me back into the lions den. To be safe I threw my katanas at him to keep safe.
"This is the payback for saving me back then you bastered!" I yelled being dragged out and thrown into a pack of frightened young broads. It smelt like there was a clearance on cheap crappy perfume or something.
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