Hey home dawgs. Alright. I went to a new dentist the other day and the nurse took x-rays. So I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I hear "What the hell is coming out of her teeth?!" it was the dentist dude. So the nurse cracked the hell up and said "She have piercing." She had a really hard to understand Asian accent.

Anyways, so I want to read the next chapter of Naruto, but of course stupid ass holes decided "Oh, were gonna wait another week to draw it cause were douche bags." Kakashi is about to die!!!! I swear to god if he dies someone in real life is going to die. I told my friend Nikki I would beat the shit out of her if Kakashi dies. So for mine and her sake lets hope he lives haha. And my friend Aaron is supposed to draw me a naked Kakashi picture, so I'll see if that happens and post it somewhere appropriate for those of who wanna see it. XD

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Jack and jill went up the hill to fuck

Kakashi graciously gave me a piggy back ride out of the forsaken place. It was a bumpy ride but I couldn't complain. Plus his smell was wonderful, that same scent from in his house.

Shit, I'm starting to sound like some love sick puppy. Though he was very warm. STOP!

Ok, this needs to stop…. Oh screw it, enjoy it while it lasts.

I inhaled deep his pungent sweet scent of his hair. Whispers and muttering came from it when I sighed, I turned to look at all the gossipers.

"Do you use Pantene Pro v shampoo?" I asked suddenly. I felt him shake in laughter.

"How did you know?"

"Sharp nose, plus that's what I use." I chuckled but stopped after a spike of pain went through my belly.

I fell asleep on our way back to town. The deepest sleep I have been in a long time. Full of a lot of funny dreams that included giant crows and talking broom sticks. Witchy.

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I felt myself being put in a shower of warm water. My heavy eyelids opened and I saw Kakashi's back facing me, doing something that I didn't really care about. Tiredly I managed to get my eyes to roll down where I saw my clothes were still in tact, thank the undead. I was in fact in the hotel bathroom in a bathtub taking a shower in my clothes. He turned around and jumped at my living form.

"urg… brains…." I muttered blinking hard to wash the heaviness away.

"Wow, your awake. I was trying to rinse you off without being a pervert…" He looked around nervously.

"tis cool, tis cool. I can bath myself now." I stood up wobbling a little and decided to sit down to wash up. He left and I proceeded to wash the caked on blood out from every inch of my body. Even under my eyelids. That's pretty Gross.

I walked out and looked around the room, Kakashi was gone so I had the freedom to run around naked looking for clothes. Unfortunately I had no pants, so for now I could just run around in a shirt and bat undies. I made some tea and sat at the little coffee table with my eyes drooping. Maybe the caffeine would wake me up. Slowly I took a sip of the hot stuff, it burned my tongue horribly, then without warning I clonked out.

-.-

Kakashi was shaking me awake, my lap and chest hurt, felt sort of burnt.

"What did you do fall asleep while drinking your tea or something?" his cold fingers touched my red burning chest.

"What are you talking about?" I groggily asked. "Ow, that hurts." I looked down at my red skin.

"You fell asleep with tea in your hand and spilt it everywhere…" He explained.

"Ow… That's not very smart." I stood up and stretched, my clothes were dry with the tea.

"Your not very modest are you?" He asked inspecting my batty underwear curiously. You would think he'd be used to it by now.

"Nope, cause I'm not pretty so no one really gets turned on or whatever." I smiled then twisted my face to look uglier. Kaka didn't find my scrunched up face to be very entertaining. God… party pooper.

"Who told you, you were ugly?" He asked sitting on the perfectly made bed. I shrugged.

"My dad. He always made me wear a mask too cause I was so ugly. But then I just decided recently that I didn't care. And maybe if I let my face breathe a little it wont be so horrifying. Or people would get used to it" I smiled sleepily, sliding my finger down my right cheek.

"Your not horrifying, well your face isn't anyways." He choked back a laugh.

"Shut up, I know I'm crazy when I fight. You don't need to make me feel better, I'm perfectly fine knowing I'm not beautiful."

"Your not ugly, I'm not lying."

"Seriously, stop. Its annoying."

"I'm not lying, your actually very nice to look at."

"What?" I raised my eyebrow.

"Nothing, never mind. Its pointless." He rolled his eye and took out his Icha-Icha book. That reminded me that I had mine in my bag. Yay! Tiredness washed away with the want to read.

I searched through my bag pulling all my crap out, course it was at the bottom of my bag.

"What the hell is this?" oh no…. I peeked behind my shoulder at him.

"GAH!" the one thing I didn't like people knowing about me.

"Hunky men with Hunky packages?" He started laughing uncontrollably, to the point that he was on the floor. I grabbed the magazine from him.

"Hey! You look at porn too!" I could feel my face getting hot as I stuffed my porn back into my bag.

"Yeah but I'm a guy! Hahaha!" He would not stop laughing! It was to the point where I was getting annoyed.

"Ok… I get it. Its funny."

"Its fucking hilarious."

"Stop laughing at me!"

"I can't stop!" He doubled over.

"It's just a porno, I didn't laugh at your porn."

"But my titles aren't that hilarious!" he rolled on the floor like a puppy.

"I'm leaving!" I threw my hands up and went for the door.

"I'm sorry!" He tried to stop laughing but burst out when I turned to look at him.

"Gah, I'll be back later when I'm drunk!" ops. Well after I find some pants…

I was drinking sake… in a nice hot spring. Course I didn't pay for the hot spring. Majority of people are usually sleeping at three in the morning so it was pretty easy to just hop the short fence and jump into the spring. I bought the big bottle of sake from the store and was enjoying it with a random tea set that was set out. Alcoholics don't care about being formal with the alcohol. That's just stupid.

I sat enjoying myself for about two and a half hours, then the sun started to peek over the horizon. And really I didn't fell like getting caught so I hopped out, dried off and got dressed and proceeded to go over the fence once again. People slowly started to litter the streets. Course I didn't bother to hide my big bottle of booze, instead I just stumbled and bumped into random people and walls. At one point some girl came up and told me that I shouldn't drink so early in the morning.

"You kidding, I've been drinking all night!" I scared her and got her to go away.

Upon walking down the street I was pulled by my wrist. I looked back and saw Kakashi. His eyebrow was raised and I could see he was a tad annoyed.

"I cant believe you actually went out and got drunk," he muttered. "Your not even healed yet." He pointed at my stomach.

"I can barely feel it." I grinned and pulled my wrist from his grip. "Why you always grabbing me you fucking hoe?"

"Come on, you look stupid being drunk at five in the morning. Neither of us got hardly any sleep and we just got over a big fight." His attempts to get me to go back to the room were in vain, talking does nothing when it comes to drunk people. I was definitely having non of that.

"I don't feel like it." I started to walk away.

"Do I have to use force?" his threats flew past me like crazy birds, psh what could he do hit me with a pillow?

"Go for it."

"I'm serious."

"So am I. Your pissing me off. You wont like me when I'm mad."

"Ok, here I go."

"Here you go." I rolled my eye stumbling a little as I did so.

Weightlessly I was lifted onto his shoulder. Stupid man and his strong arms.

"Put me down." I punched his back. Though I tried my hardest I felt extremely weak. Maybe from blood loss? That never effected me before.

"Wow, you hit those guys a lot harder last night. You holding back on me?"

"No… I just don't feel very good… and your shoulder is going into my stab wound.." I tried to situate myself but I could barely lift myself from his shoulder. "I fell insanely weak too…" I slouched and he moved me from his shoulder to his arms.

"That feel better?" he asked smiling.

"Yeah, I guess… SET ME DOWN SET ME--" I barfed all over the pavement. Silently, he paced behind me rubbing his temples, dude was stressed. I would be too if I was him, but good for me I don't get stressed over stupid things.

"Uhhh…" I took a step back from the big puddle that came out of my stomach.

"Nasty… booze don't taste so good coming up…" I wiped my mouth with my sleeve.

oooooooooooooooooooooo

That man might as well be as convent as a taxi. He carried me all the way home. Cept taxi's don't bitch at you to close your mouth cause you smell like throw up.

I fell asleep the second my head hit the pillow, a few seconds later I was irritatingly forced to drink water. At the end of the glass I just let it dribble down my face and soak into my shirt, then I laughed and went back to sleep.

And that was my exciting day…

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"Nooooo I don't wanna!" I pulled the blankets with me as I hit the plush carpet.

"We have to go, you've slept for a day and a half I think your ready to get up." he had a firm hold of my feet.

"I'm still tired though!" I tried to squirm out of his grip. Stupid men and their strong hands.

"Look I already packed your stuff. We can go out for breakfast and then we can head home." he tried to reason with me.

"Nyahhhh…. Fine. Only if you eat bacon!"

"You have to eat tofu then."

"What? Why? I never agreed to that!" the look on his face almost made me bust up, but I kept my poker face on. I wanted him to believe I really had forgotten… then maybe he'd forget.

"You're a bad liar." he pulled me out the door and into the bright morning ugly sunshine

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