Hey guys I think I MIGHT be updating pretty fast because I know people dont like to wait too long so yeah. In this chapter your gonna see alot about Three characters...Who will they be.......? Find out when you read this chapter because 2 me its long as hell! R&R REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW BTW thanks cherryenchanted for that review ill keep that in mind and your right Inari is cute ^ ^ i forgot about him! TY but for now im just gonna keep those 2 ppl lol
"There's a stranger in here..." said a growling figure entering the room.
"Master allow me to explain, this guy was lost in the woods, he was cold and wet..." he explained, but he shut his mouth as the monster roared thunderously.
"Master I'd like this moment to say...I was against this from the start, it was all his fault, I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No," but he hid under the red colored rug as the monster once again roared thunderously.
Yondaime looked from his right side then back to his left. His dark blue ocean like eyes were right in front of dark black onxy ones, making him gasp in fear.
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" asked the monster following Yondaime who was walking backwards.
"I was-I was lost in the woods and-" Yondaime began.
"You're not welcome here!" he growled out.
"I-I'm sorry..." Yondaime said, his eyes locked onto the onyx ones.
"What are you staring at?!" he asked.
"N-nothing, I swear!" he lied.
"So, you've come to stare at the beast have you?" he asked blocking Yondaime as he was about to try and escape.
"N-no I just needed a place to stay!" Yondaime said innocently.
"Oh ill give you a place to stay," answered the beast, grabbing Yondaime by his shoulders.
"No please wait!" he pleaded as the door slammed close with an echoing thud.
Back in the cottage...
"Naruto's gonna get the surprise of his life huh Itachi un?" Deidara asked Itachi from behind a bush near Naruto's house sized cottage.
"Yep this is his lucky day," grinned Itachi.
As he stepped out from behind the bush, he was in front of a small looking wedding with a band waiting to play music.
"I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding, but first I better go in there and propose to the boy," he said while everyone began to laugh.
"And you Deidara, when Naruto and I come out through that door, you strike out the band got it?" he told him.
"I know Itachi dont worry un..." He said walking towards the blonde triplets that were sobbing because they were gonna lose their Itachi.
Naruto reading his book, was interrupted as there was someone knocking on the door. He put his book down on the table and walked over to a binocular looking machine and saw Itachi waiting for a response.
"Great..." he groaned.
He opened it slightly and Itachi burst quickly through the door looking directly at Naruto with a wicked looking smile.
"Itachi...What a pleasent surprise..." he said trying not to sound so sarcastic.
"I know...I'm full of surprises arent I?" he said eagerly.
"You know Naruto, there's not a guy in town that wouldnt love to be in your shoes," Itachi said moving closer to him.
"This is the day your dreams come true," he added, noticing Naruto trying to move away from his distance.
"What do you know about my dreams Itachi?" questioned a now sarcastic Uzumaki.
"Plenty, here picture this..." he began.
"Everything I kill with tsukuyomi-" he was cut off when Naruto asked, "You can kill with tsukuyomi?"
"Hai, and everything I kill would be roasting in the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet," he said removing his shoes and putting his stinky feet on Naruto's book.
"Wife?" he asked confused.
"Hai because I would be the man and he would be the little wife," he said smoothly.
"Right..." he said to himself. 'He just called me a girl ' he added in his head.
"And he can massage my feet while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs," he said, still talking with the same smooth voice.
"We can have six or seven," he added.
"Dogs?" Naruto asked slightly shocked, "But how if its two guys?" he questioned getting more confused.
"With this-he showed Naruto a small pill- a guy can get, well you know, pregnant if he drinks it before...doing it..." he said giving Naruto the pill.
"Um yeah...Thanks..." he said taking the pill and putting it in his pocket.
"So anyways...Can you guess who that little wife would be?" he asked as Naruto put his book back in the shelf.
"Let me think..." he said with a disgusted face knowing that it was him.
"You Naruto," he simply said.( 1 )
"Itachi I'm...I'm speechless...I really dont know what to say," Naruto said, his back stuck to the door.
"Say you'll marry me," he said huskily placing his hands on the door trying to kiss Naruto.
"Im very sorry Itachi but-but...I just dont deserve you," he said opening the door and making Itachi fall into a small lake filled with muddy water.
The band began playing 'Here comes the bride" while Naruto threw Itachi's shoes outside. But Deidara told the band to stop and as his head popped out of the water Deidara put his hair back and asked him,"So how'd it go un?" He grabbed Deidara's shirt collar and looked at him face to face.
"I'll have Naruto for my wife, make no mistake about that!" he said throwing him into the water, leaving to go back to the village.
"Touchy un," he said looking at the snorting pig next to him...
"Is he gone?" Naruto said, his head out of the door to check if Itachi was still there.
He then looked at the clucking chickens, picked up the bucket full of food, and walked over to the small farm.
"That freaking ass hole, he asked me to marry him! That brainless piece of shit-I swear!" he said to himself.
Throwing the bucket on the floor, he ran over to the edge of a cliff, lying down on his stomach and looking at the small white colored flowers. It was such a beautiful view, almost as if it were a painting that an artist made. An enormous valley filled with high elevated mountains that had the colors of brown, green and orange.
"For once in my life couldnt someone that has a brain love me for who I am...?" he asked himself.
He turned as he heard a horse neighing loudly getting closer and closer...it was Phillippe.
"Phillippe! What are you doing here? Where's...where's father? Where is he Phillippe? What happened?" he said as he stood up and hugged him slightly around his head.
"You have to take me to him," he said getting afraid that something bad happened to him.
Minutes later, they arrived in front of the huge iron gates.
"What is this place?" he asked looking at the dark looking castle.
Phillippe began to feel uncomfortable and started neighing uncontrollably.
"Phillippe steady! Please steady..." he said cautiously as he got off of him. He turned to look at the ground and gasped as he saw his father's brown hat.
"Father..." he said holding the hat close to his chest.
Inside the castle...
"Couldn't keep quiet could we?" Neji questioned to Kiba as they stood on a different table.
"We just had to invite him to stay didnt we? Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair, pet akamaru." he finished.
"I was just trying to be hospitable," Kiba said shortly.
The door creaked open all of a sudden and a voice was heard saying "Hello?"
It was Naruto of course.
"Is anyone here?" he asked looking around the castle.
"Hello? Father?...Father? Are you here?" he questioned, hoping he would get an answer from Yondaime.
In the kitchen...
"Mama there's a boy in the castle!" exclaimed Konohamaru as Tsunade was washing some dishes.
"Now Konohamaru, I wont have you making up such wild stories," she told him sternly.
"But really mama I saw him!" he told her jumping up and down.
"Not another word-into the tub," she said picking him up and putting him into the small bucket filled with hot water.
"Tsunade, I saw a boy in the castle!" said a duster (sorry if that's not what its called) with a studdering voice.
"See I told ya! Even Hinata says there's a boy here!" he said squirting water out of his mouth.
Inside the castle...
"Irresponsible, devil-may-care, waxy eared, slack jawed---" he said but wasnt quite finished because something interrupted him.
"Father?" Naruto asked walking down the passage. Neji and Kiba both look at him with shocked faces.
"Did you see that?" Kiba asked Neji.
"Of course I did you idiot!" he replied.
With a gasp Kiba said,"It's a boy!"
"I know its a boy Kiba, whats your point?" he asked putting his hands to his hips.
"Dont you see! Hes the one! The boy we've been waiting for!He has come to break the spell!" replied an excited candle holder.
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!" wailed Neji as Kiba started following Naruto......
There! What do you guys think? Alot of Itachi, Deidara and Naruto right? I love deidara hes such a cutie LOL please review guys! ( 1 ) was because i know it doesnt make sense that hes supposed to be the wife but hey it doesnt make sense either when hes called the husband as well so yeah sorry if it disappoints you all lol next chapter coming soon!
