---Hey ladies and … gentlemen? Whatever, I love gay guys. XD. It is in fact Sunday horray. So… is it bad to lead people on? Cause I hate breaking up with people haha. Ok… I'll do it tomorrow. Jeeze.. So today I was on and I was looking up Kakashi pictures. Holy shit there are a lot of sexy ones. So yeah…. Urrr… the next chapter after this one is going to be very serious. For some reason when I wrote it I was like "Death, decay, blood, drama, anger. Yes." Then after I wrote it I made fun of myself…. But more on that laters :D
Ok so music for today… hmm I'm gonna have to think about that… did I give new york rel-x yet…? yes I did. Wait… no I didn't haha ok here you go. :3
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We were finally having breakfast… the guy ate only when I wasn't looking… jerk…
I was happily chowing down my pancakes when kaka Poopoo decided to take them away and leave me with bland crap food. Some sort of vegetable thing.
"Hey!" I groped for my food.
"Trade you." He took a bite out of my syrup soaked awesome cakes. "Never mind, too sweet for the morning… yuck. I want you to take a bite of that though, try it."
"No,"
"Yes."
"No!"
"I tried yours!"
"Fuck, fine I'll take a bite." shoveling a spoonful into my mouth I plugged my nose and swallowed whatever it was.
"How is it?" Ew. I made a nasty face to go with the nasty taste.
"Gross, like your face!"
"You don't even know what my face looks like." he said matter of factly.
"Shut up. Jeeze how do you make me do so much for you. Golly gee." I paused, "Hey when we go home lets not stop halfway there, I say we just travel throughout the whole night and everything."
"I agree. We'll get there faster." Finally we agreed on something, even if it was little.
After we finished our food, Well, he finished his rabbit food grass crap and I finished my food. We set off.
It was way better then on the way, we were going twice as fast and there was no bitching or tiredness. Course I had my ipod blasting the whole way too and singing to my hearts content.
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By morning we were home. The streets were bustling with familiar faces once again which greeted me and Kakashi on our way to the hokage.
"You guys did very well." He said smiling. Kakashi bowed and I just gave a thumbs up.
"Coolio, when do I get my money honey?" I asked. Man, did Kakashi ever give me a dirty look.
"Your rude." he said glaring at me with his one eye.
"Your dumb" I matched his glare.
"In a few days, you get three thousand dollars. I hope you guys had fun." hokage sama laughed.
"Loads--" Kakashi started sarcastically.
"Actually we found out a lot about each other. Our eyes for instance are both very special." I looked over at kaka and winked. "I would love to add it to my eye coll--"
"Yeah, well we have a lot of unpacking to do. Come on dodo brain." Kakashi pulled me swiftly out of the office.
"Finally we got the hell out of there. Smells like old people." I laughed.
"You sure are weird."
"Thanks." I grinned. We bickered over something while walking down the dirt road, suddenly my eyes were cast on a bunch of dark intercate décor that hung outside every house and shop, small skeletons, ghosts, monsters and bats.
"Wow," I muttered "That's amazing, is it for the Halloween festival?"
"Yeah, they do it every year. Looks insanely great this year." We sat there and awed at the amazing decorations for a moment.
"Alright, see you later." I started for my house.
"Wait!" he grabbed my wrist like always.
"What? Did I forget something?" I asked feeling for my bag. Yep had it. He stood their a moment, then let my wrist free.
"Oh, never mind. See you later." I gave him a weird look.
"Ok… see you," I walked away, wow that was a tad awkward. Wonder what he wanted. Oh well, guys are weird.
I opened the door to see my little kitten snuggled up in my dirty laundry.
"MY MITTEN KITTY!" I dropped my stuff and went to cuddle her. She mewed and purred that I was back. "Oh, my little baby!" I set her down and jumped into the shower. Finally home to do what I want and wear what I want.
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Though I was home, in my regular clothes and my boots I still had an up most important mission. Though it was disgusting to say the least. I jogged my way to the store where I found my tan friend at the register. I grabbed some potatoes and curry mix and walked up to her.
"Hey, I'm going on that mission for you today. What do I get if I get you the stuff." I tried to act cool. She looked around.
"Five hundred dollars." She whispered. That perked me up.
"SHIT!! Oh… I mean shit." I whispered. " I'll have it done today. I'm going there right now and--" Kakashi walked into the store. He looked at us whispering for a moment, raised and eyebrow, shrugged and was on his way.
"Oh my god." she whispered fearfully, she brought her bright orange painted nails to her mouth to chew on.
"Keep him occupied while I go get it done now, oh is that a rabbit mask?" I looked up at the rabbit Anbu looking mask hanging above the counter.
"Sure is. Take it. And be careful. I'll distract him as long as possible." She quickly handed me my bag with the smiley face and thank you on it.
Casually I walked out the door. Eventually I rounded the corner and made a mad dash for my house. I threw my bag inside and put the mask and my hood on. Carefully I looked around for anyone spying. None.
With extreme preciseness I pulled out his spare key that I kept. I walked into his apartment which was once again pitch black. I didn't dare flick on the light though, If I opened my right eye I really didn't need light. Finally I arrived in his room where a bit of light shone in through the closed blinds. Desperately I searched through his dirty laundry. It was nasty as hell... Finally I found a funny pair of dirty boxers, they had puppies on them. I held them up with delight. Quietly I laughed to myself.
"AHCH!" I was attacked. Painfully I was pushed against the wall with a kunai to my throat. Kakashi had entered the room and saw me with his underwear. I would rather die then take that mask off now. I quickly pushed away from him and jumped to the door where I ran out. He tried to come out too but I held the knob with my hand frantically trying to keep the door shut.
It stopped moving and I made a run for it, discarding my mask and taking my hood and whole sweatshirt off and throwing it down as well. I stuffed the underwear in my bra and pretended like I was walking up to his door. Loudly I knocked.
"HEY! Kaka I just saw someone with a mask run out of your house. Are you ok?" I turned the knob and pushed the door open. I don't think he would expect anyone to return to the scene of the crime so quickly.
"Where did they go!?" He ran out like someone stole something important.
"They were holding something. What did they steal?"
"My underwear…" He muttered looking around.
"I saw her throw her stuff down over there, all I saw was short brown hair but that was it." I explained.
"Ok… well I guess I'm going to go search for her then…" He muttered.
"That sucks. First day and your already out of a pair of undies." I laughed.
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"Oh, I forgot carrots…" I muttered to myself walking down the street. I had a pretty pink package wrapped with a silver bow in my hand. I walked into the store and saw my friend still chewing her nails anxiously. She seems to have aged a bit since I left.
"OH my god! What happened?" she asked. I grinned and shrugged.
"I got your present." I chuckled.
"No, I mean you have a black eye the size of a baseball on your face!" She gently touched the tender skin.
"I'm alright. Here." I handed her the box. She slowly unwrapped it and looked around for anyone. It was getting kind of late so the place was practically empty. The puppy undies peeked out slightly. She gave a squeal of delight before closing it up. She then handed me a wad of cash and thanked me.
I walked out of the market 500 dollars richer. Amazing. I saw a spy a little bit away that I didn't notice while I walked in. Someone looking for their favorite pair of underwear?
He started running at me full speed. Startled I started running as well. Guy ran in front of me and grabbed me around the waist. It took me a moment but I got free. Just as I started running again I was tackled and thrown into a big puddle of mud. We slid about 30 feet knocking everything in our way out of our way.
"Give them back! I know it was you. You're the only one that uses midnight pomegranate lotion, its all over my room!"
"Ew you're a fucking stalker!" we got into a wrestling match trying to push each other off or down etc. I managed to get away and sprint, but right after my ankle was grabbed and I did a face plant. I kicked Kakashi in the face.
"Give it up!"
"What's your problem!?"
"Kakashi?" I heard the tan girl from the store. What the hell? Kakashi looked back a moment.
"Hold on please miss. I have a kleptomaniac to take care of." he pulled me back by both my feet, I managed to kick him in the stomach. Then I heard the tan girl start crying. What the hell?
"Hey, stop crying. No reason to!" I yelled, Kakashi caught my foot mid air as I tried to kick him again. We both turned to her to stare.
"She stole your underwear for me!" She broke down to her knees. How the hell did she know we were even fighting? And why did she fucking tell on me!
"What?!" Kakashi turned to me. "Why would you do something like that?" he asked. I laughed and pulled the money out of my pocket waving it in front of his face.
"Five hundred bucks buddy." I grinned getting up. The girl was still crying. Ugh, what a pain in the ass. Kakashi went up to her and put his hand on her head affectionately. She sniffled and looked up, her eyes getting wide.
"Can I have my underwear back please?" He asked.
"What!? Then I have to refund her! Don't give them back!" I pointed at her. Her eyes started to tear up again.
"I can't have you!" She ran away crying. What? She cant have him? That makes no sense. I rolled my eyes and wiped some mud off my face.
"Well… I guess that means I get to keep my money." I stuffed the money into my bra and started to run away trying to get out of another lecture.
"Hey! Your buying me a new pair of boxers!" He caught the end of my top and pulled me back.
"Heh. Fine, what they cost like five bucks eh?"
"Your buying me a good pair, don't think your getting out of it cheap. Those were my favorite pair." He glared.
"Jeeze, stingy." What kind of guy has a favorite pair of undies anyway?
+10 lifes woo hoo!
