--This chapter is very bipolar… I'm to lazy to go find music. I don't even know if anyone listens to it haha. Don't ask for Green day or the used etc though. I'll shoot a baby in the face if I have to listen to crap music. No offence to anyone, but some people just try to force me to listen to that stuff…. Like my mom, she loves greenday ugh! Anyways. Kinda short like that last one but I posted both on the same day so you cant bitch :3--

I cleaned myself up for the second time that day and went over to Kaka's house, only cause I promised to buy him underwear. That doesn't sound weird.

'hey where you guys going?'

'Oh, I'm just going to buy this man right here some underwear' *Kakashi waves*

'…….. are you his wife?'

'Nope, actually I hate his guts.' *Henteko smiles and pushed the person into a barrel of apples*

Wow… yep that's how I imaging it. I would love to push someone into a barrel of apples.

Obnoxiously I pounded on his door.

"OPEN UP! IT'S THE POLICE! We know your hiding child pornography in there!" I pounded on the door till he opened it, then I purposely bonked him in the head.

"What is your problem!? You have no dignity!" he slammed the door and went ahead of me.

The chilly wind blew my hair up, the day was fading away quickly which I didn't mind. In fact I was a nocturnal kid that liked to do all my work at night. But considering now that I belonged to a place I had to somewhat follow what everyone else did. Which sucks major.

The two of us walked into a men's clothing store. I got a strange look from the clerk but other then that everything went smoothly.

"I like these ones." He held up a pair of black ones with kisses on it. God men are horrible with fashion!

"Ok, whatever you say." I looked at the price tag.

"Jeeze, twenty five bucks for some underwear?"

"Means they'll last a long time."

"Last a long time my ass. Gah, fine. Lets go buy them." then he handed them to me.

"You go buy them, I'm still looking." He went over to the belts and accessories. I groaned making sure he knew I was angry.

"That will be twenty five seventy five." the clerk said happily taking my money. Some guy next to me winked.

"Those for you?" He asked, he scooted closer and put his hand on my hip. Oh shit was he in for it. A sweet smile came onto my face as I readied my knee for a voyage into the scrotum. A big blast of wind came from behind me and the guy was on the floor with a broken nose.

"Your rude." Kakashi grabbed the bag from my hand. "Lets go," he smiled and lead me out of the store.

I looked up at him. He's been acting weird after our whole big mission we fought together.

"Why are you acting so strange?" I asked, he let go of my wrist, which he was famous for.

"I'm not acting strange." He said matter of factly, I could see behind his lies.

The sun was creating an orange atmosphere, the cold air made my breath look like smoke. We were stopped in the middle of the street, a few passing people glanced but didn't stay to watch our talk.

"I can see when people lie. Unless you can magically cover up your aura?" I had my jeweled eye open and was staring at his magnificent aura which spiked every time he lied to me.

"Your crazy." another spike.

"No I'm not, tell me what's going on in that gravity defying silver head of yours.

"I have to go. Thanks for buying me these." he motioned to the bag and disappeared in a puff of smoke. I stood there a moment just looking at the sky. For some reason I didn't feel silly, but a somewhat bittersweet feeling came from deep inside my stomach.

"I think we're both crazy…" I muttered to myself. It was cheesy but true.

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My bed didn't seem that safe and comfortable even with my baby cat sleeping with me. It felt very cold, different from the outside temperature cold, a deep gut cold.

Ignoring my stupid thoughts I cuddled up to my cat under my blankets and fell into a restless sleep.

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Sleepy and almost weightless I wandered out my door, it was about two in the morning and I was in my pajamas. It was pouring rain out. But I didn't mind, and it wasn't like it was abnormal for me, I adore the rain.

My feet dragged me to my favorite place in the forest. Under that once fiery tree which was now perished for winter. It kind of represented me in a way. After coming to this village I had grown very weak, letting my guard down everything. Letting myself get close to people. It was kind of nauseating.

And that man that was always around. I kept thinking about him, even had a dream about him moments earlier. It was a strange phenomena, I had never had a dream like that about another person in my whole life, let alone a man.

I slid down into a puddle and let the rain wash my skin and hair with its pureness. Amazingly enough I wasn't felling very cold, just strange, sort of numb in a sense. I looked up at my withered tree and smiled.

"So, will you ever stand back up and regain your power and beauty?" I asked laying my hand on the trunk. A deep sigh left me.

"Talking to tree's now?"

"Are you kidding me!?"

Like always Kakashi was standing there listing to me talk to myself. Jeeze, now I know for sure he's a stalker.

"Do you have like some little device that lets you know I'm leaving my house or what." I was looking intently at my hands, picking the dirt out of my black painted fingernails.

"No, actually I'm on guard for the village at night time. I get off in twenty minutes. Why are you out here? Bad dreams?"

"You could say that…" I muttered looking up at him, he was in his Anbu uniform. I blushed for some reason.

"Your face is red, are you getting sick?" He put his hand on my forehead, I wanted to slap his hand away but couldn't. My stomach felt wobbly.

"I'm fine. I don't get sick, my body was trained at a young age to be immune to practically every poison or sickness." I brushed my wet hair out of my face and cast my eyes down thinking back on those days.

"How young?"

"Why do you care?"

"Just curious." I sighed and decided I had nothing better to do.

"Ages four to thirteen, I was put in harsher and harsher conditions. Then I accidentally lost my eye when I was ten." Lightning flashed and I saw my fathers face in my head. "Not a good time period in my life."

"Sounds horrible. Why were you forced to be in such a bad environment?"

"My dad said he'd kill me if I didn't go through it. Though I'm glad I'm a strong individual I still hate him for it." I grinned. "That's why I killed him." Kakashi seemed taken aback by it.

"Wow, I cant imagine hating my father like that. My father committed suicide…" He mumbled, his eye seemed to look back into the day it happened. I wondered how old he was when it happened. I didn't want to pry though, like he did. His was probably a more touchy subject then mine. I wanted mine to happen.

"Yeah… so… about this weather?"

"I enjoy it. What about you?" he asked looking over at me.

"I love it. Rain is my favorite thing ever." I smiled and looked up at the dark sky.

"Hey, I have a question." he didn't look away from the looming sky.

"Hm? Are you going to actual ask me this time?" I chuckled.

"Yeah," He got a little defensive, the he paused for a long time.

"…. Jeeze I'm gonna go if you don't start talking bitch." my patience was running out quickly.

"Ok, um… Do you wanna go to the Halloween festival with me?" He asked a bit too nonchalantly considering how long he took to ask it. The question tickled me and I started to giggle.

"I'll have to think about it. It took you that long to ask me that?" I couldn't stop laughing at how immature he was.

"Hey, I didn't know how to ask it without it sounding weird."

"It sounds weird no matter what." I said stretching my arms out. He was silent for a little while. Thunder rolled with the lighting.

"So… I'm off work now. Shall I walk you home?" he asked. Jeeze, was he trying to get into my pants or something?

"Sure, I guess…" I was a bit wary, but non the less I let him walk me home.

"So some lady last night asked me 'can you get my cat out of the tree' and I was kind of confused because her cat was not in the tree, it was in a bush. But of course I got it for her anyways. Then she gave me a hundred dollars, I don't even know why."

He was very talkative. I just said "Uh huh." and "Hah that's great." To show I was paying attention. Other then that I was pretty quiet on my way home.

I waved bye as I shut my door, he smiled and waved. Wow! How awkward.

Boo was waiting for me. I really should start taking her out with me more often. I picked her up and sat on my couch. My eye caught some paper next to my door. Letters? They were, I strolled over and picked them up. Of course they were addressed to me.

Quickly I tore the pallid paper and let the paper inside drop out.

'Hey Henteko! I think your really nice, and I was wondering if you would might consider going to the Halloween festival with me?

Signed, Asuma.'

"What the fuck, why would anyone wanna go with me. He hardly knows me anyways…." I slouched back into my couch with boo on my stomach and opened the next one.

'Henteko! My friend. It would be a great honor if I could maybe take you to the Halloween festival. I would definitely treat you great.

With love, Guy.'

"I'm not going on a date with Guy. He's my best friend not my boyfriend…" I muttered sighing. "And then Kakashi asked me face to face, what do I do boo?"

"Mew." Was her answer.

"Your right. I should turn them all down." I grinned to myself feeling accomplished. Of course I was doing the right thing. don't want one to be jealous and not the rest. Besides they probably all had back up dates anyways.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Get it, I feel asleep.