Hello! It's me again! I'm glad some of you thought my weird ideas are funny so….lets have some fun!

Disclaimer: I don't own it so don't sue me

Disembodied voice

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Know your stars...know your stars... Know your stars

Cloud strife thinks girls are icky

That's not true, I think Tifa is quite lovely, and I like Aerith what are you talking about?

Cloud strife likes to play with dolls

There action figures!

Cloud strife is an emo

It was a phase!

Cloud strife fills in for the verizon guy on the weekends

That was random wait is that the "can you hear me now?" guy?

Cloud strife is a klepto

Oh come on! Do you really think i'd do something like that?

Does your hair defy gravity?

Huh?

Cloud strife is getting fired from his job

What? I'm not getting fired; I'm free lance why would I fire myself?

I dunno you're the one getting fired

I'm not getting fired!

Cloud strife turns into a cat when you hug him

No I don't…

Then why dont you let people hug you?

(broods) none of your business

Cloud strife is a communist

What the? No I'm not where did that come from?

Cloud strife is a Portuguese ninja

Oh now I'm a Portuguese ninja? How can I be a Portuguese ninja? That doesn't make sense! Besides I thought I was a communist!

You're both

How can I be both?

I don't know you're the communist

I'm not an F-ing communist!

Cloud strife wasn't good enough to be a soldier

Ouch

You got soul but your not a solider eh cloud?

Leave me alone...

(Starts singing) I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Stop it

sing along, I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Stop it!

Cloud strife frequently gets arrested for DUI and resisting arrest

That was once! One time! Ok twice

You sure like those mojitos don't you cloud

Yes…no wait what? start over!

Cloud strife's favorite song is 'it's raining men'

That's not true!

Sure its not...mojito boy

I don't even drink cocktails!

That's not what you said on the video

O.O what video...?

video of you at resisting arrest...great james bond impression by the way...cute accent

what?...Wait….the one from the new years party?

Maybe...could have been st. patrick's day...no it was new years you had those cute little 2007 glasses

Where did you get that who would give you the tape…? (Gasps then gets all serious)…..tifa

Tifa comes out of nowhere and tackles cloud: I told you I'd find you!

Wanna know something else about him? He's not a natural blond!

(From under her) Yes I am….fine then those, they aren't real!

Yes they are!

Guy!

Bleach blond!

Cloud strife and Tifa Lockhart got drunk then got married over the weekend

(Both of them)...

Too many mojitos I guess huh kids?

(Both at the same time to each other)I told you not to say anything! (Resume trying to kill each other)

Now you know cloud strife

No they don't!when Cloud gets drunk he likes to pretend he'sJames bond!

That is such a lie...besides they all ready know that

I got it all on tape

I got pictures of you at work too!

shut up mojito boy!

you shut up or i'll put you back on eBay!

(Watches mercilessly) Yes dance my puppets dance...

Next is either aerith or sephiroth not sure yet

Well there's another chapter…mmm not my best work but it certainly was fun…I heart torture. Read and review

Notes: The song is "all the things that I've done" by the killers

And a mojito is a cocktail