Ok well you guys sorry I havent updated in like days. … urhh…. Yeah its vacation and I'm outside all the time. Like the other day I walked like fifteen miles just for the hell of it. When I could have been sitting like a fat ass on my computer (For you guys…)

But eh. Ok ok! Fine I'll update more Xo gosh, you don't have to bitch so much. Damn, you people are mean..

:D Jay kay jay kay, you guys are amazing.

I don't remember if I edited this chapter… hm.. Too lazy to. Next chapter will be edited by Hizoui or however you spell her.

Music: Psyclone nine- Parasitic

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Hes so sexy… oh and Kakashi pictures I decided to add :D

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So I ended up cleaning Kaka Poopoo's bathroom. Actually it was cleaner then I thought it was, not including the caked on toothpaste. But I didn't really touch the toilet…

"Ok. I'm only charging you fifty because I couldn't do the toilet… I'm too much of a pussy. I rather you throw up on me."

He laughed.

"So, I fell very hyper now that I've laid around all day." He stood up and stretched.

"I say we go walk around the forest. There is supposed to be another big storm tonight." I grinned. We both agreed that that would be fun.

The sky was a deep dreary abyss, we both had our own umbrellas waiting for the downpour. Guy was walking down the street and we bumped into him.

"Hey what's up my man!" we high fived, he looked tired.

"My students sure are a handful. I meet a lady friend that asked me to the festival. She's not as pretty as you but she is very nice," he started.

"Hey, you're my best friend dude, no need to get all weird." I grinned.

"Really? I'm your best friend!?" I saw tears come to his eyes. Then he had me in a bone crushing bear hug.

"Yeah!" I hugged him back just as bone crushingly. Kakashi seemed a bit annoyed by Guy's entrance. But that's his problem.

"So where are you two off to?" Guy asked.

"Were just going for a walk. I got him drunk off his ass yesterday and this is our first time walking outside all day." I chuckled. "You though, look extremely tired. Those kids a handful?"

"Ugh… you don't even understand… But the youth that flows through me will always help me push on!" He smiled.

"I think Youth is telling you to go to bed." I laughed, Guy laughed as well.

"I agree."

Kakashi and I were suddenly being pummeled by huge raindrops. Our umbrellas went up and we walked out of the village boundaries into the freezing forest.

"It almost feels like its going to snow." I shivered. Though I could handle the cold my body didn't appreciate it.

"Why didn't you grab a bigger sweater?" Kakashi asked.

"Don't own one. Dumb huh? To think I used to be a traveler!" I laughed, suddenly my umbrella got stuck on a branch and tore.

"… you have a hole…." he muttered trying to surpress his laughter. Holding it down I peered angerly at it, then looking back at Kakashi.

"I think I'm cursed or something… what do you think?"

"I think you should come under my umbrella." he offered. I almost declined but thought of the warmth.

"Ok, good thing I'm thin or else we both wouldn't fit under it…. Where did you get yours by the way, I love the design?" I asked.

"I don't remember… we'll go serching for another one for you."

"Yeah… and a new jacket…" I muttered.

"Here take mine." he put his vest thingy on me. It actually did help a lot.

"Thanks." I grinned. He smiled, then I fell into a lake.

I swallowed a little water and came back up coughing. Ew, lake water… gosh, I did have a curse huh? Kakashi was walking on the surface of the water laughing his ass off. I glared at him and grabbed his ankle, by pulling I threw off his chakara balance and he dropped into the water with me.

He came up, I didn't expect him to still be laughing. My bad mood was erased by his amazingly great mood. That man seemed to always throw me off balance. My teeth were chattering as I laughed too, just because.

His hand found my wrist, his other found my waist. I thought he wanted to dance in the water or something. But his face told a different story.

He was holding me in the water while the rain blinded us. I grinned at him through my cloudy vision. The rain didn't seem to phase him at all, he just kept staring at me. For some reason I had an urge to take his mask off.

Slowly my fingertips forced themselves under the cloth, and delicately I pulled it down reveling his beautiful fair face. My eyes caught his coral lips. Without a thought we both pressed our lips together, full force. It was indescribable, the felling of excitement burning through my veins. Sweet, yet so extremely powerful and overwhelming.

I couldn't control my hands which tangled in his wet snowy hair. His hands strayed to my hips so he could pull me closer. We were twisting into each other it seemed.

After a moment my brain started to comprehend what was going on. Harshly I pushed him away, he flew a little and landed on top of the water. The confused look on his face was unnerving and made my stomach twist into knots. I quickly go out of the water and started running away. Millions of thoughts were racing through my head, I couldn't force them out. The feeling that was still lingering in my stomach didn't put my mind to ease either. I quickly rushed through the forest, I didn't even care where I was going, as long as I was going away.

I was regaining my original concepts. The rain and adrenalin rejuvenating my brain. Men are not something I need. Actually it was quite the opposite. They are needy, bothersome and cause nothing but pain in the end. For the first time since I was a tiny girl I sort of felt like crying. That welling feeling in my throat. Because, for the first time in my life I had hit rock bottom.

Crying was not an option. I stopped running and punched a tree, it crashed to the ground. It seemed so quiet. Just me and the rain. It was horrible. How could I let myself do that, it was cruelty to myself.

I sat down to cool off and think about what I was going to do. Just thinking about it was stressing me out. I was definitely miles from the village, and hopefully Kakashi. Slowly I breathed in and out trying to regain my calm mind. I could still smell him.

"ARG!" I punched another tree after trying to calm down. "THIS ISNT WORKING!" I yelled at the tree that creaked and cracked.

The pouring sky started to lighten into morning, though the dreary clouds didn't cease much. I was sitting under a homemade shelter that I made personally out of the trees I punched, not as much as I hoped for but better then nothing.

Lightening cracked the sky and the thunder caused my ears to ring. I looked at my mangled knuckles that were full of blisters and scabbing.

For a moment nothing happened, I just laid there in the mud. Then suddenly I heard footsteps disturbing the pretty rain. I looked around and saw a big flash of green a bit away. Guy?

I stood up and sauntered over to him, he looked to be searching for something.

"What the hell are you doing all the way out here?" I asked brushing my tangled hair with my fingers.

"Jeeze! We've had the search squad out all night looking for you!" Guy stopped to whistle really loud. It was worse then the thunder.

"Ow!" I covered my ears.

"You have to come back. Everyone has been looking frantically for you. Why did you run away?" he asked pulling me into a friendly hug.

"I just felt like camping out. No big deal. I wasn't running away ." I chuckled and we pulled away.

"Kakashi said you ran away from him and disappeared."

"… Who listens to him?" I asked a bit angry. My mood was no longer a good one. I finally forgot about what happened.

"The hokage I guess…." Guy muttered. We started running back home.

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Well, I got yelled at by the hokage. But I also got paid so I was pretty content. I went home and spent some quality time with boo, food, video games, music and bed. It was a nice lazy day. I slept from noon till 8:30. Someone was rapping at my door.

"Hey homie don't be so lonely." rapping horribly.

"Who is it?!" I yelled annoyed and pushed myself off my couch. A dude cleared his throat on the other side of my door.

"Anbu." he muttered, being serious. I swung open my door.

"What the hell do you guys want now?" I rubbed my eyes.

"Your uniform and mask mame. Tomorrow at six o' clock sharp someone will meet you in front of the hokage office." he bowed, handed me the folded outfit and crap and disappeared in a puff of smoke. I coughed at the smoke and waved my hand to get the shit outta my face.

"Thanks…" I muttered slamming my door and throwing the stuff on the coffee table. Quickly I fell back to sleep.

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"Mew! Mew!" Boo was pawing my face gently trying to wake me up.

"I'll feed you went my soup goes…." I muttered turning around in my blankets. Wait… When did I get blankets? I was still sleeping on my couch…. But I used to not have blankets…. Oh well.

I stretched and looked at my clock. It was five in the morning. Good, I had time to get ready. Rushing slightly I jumped in the shower, ate a quick breakfast in the nude and pulled on my new job uniform. I stared at my bunny Anbu mask for a moment and laughed to myself. How cute.

I was a little bit late. Only by a minute but of course I got scolded for it. The man in the Anbu mask wasn't very nice.

"Put on your mask you stupid ass!" He ordered. Though I wanted to drop kick him I did what I was told. He paced for a moment then decided to open his big fat mouth again.

"You are at the bottom ranks! So you better act like it!" he got behind me and pushed me foreword, "Fat ass! Were going to the hokage to get your report." This wasn't going to last long. I took a step foreword and stopped. The guy tried to shove me again, only to find I wouldn't budge.

"Wow, I guess I do need to loose some weight, considering I'm too heavy for you to push me." I grinned. Again he tried to move me, this time running into me with some chakara thing. didn't work.

"You little shit!" he yelled pushing his whole body weight against me. My footing let go and I ran out of the way of his body. He fell to the dirt.

The guy and I finally made it to the Hokage office. It was very hard not to laugh considering the guy told me not to laugh or show any emotion in front of the hokage.

"Here is her folder to give to Hiroshima. Put her in a strict group. She'll need it…" Hokage said glancing at me. The guy was facing the other way looking at my paperwork. I slowly lifted my mask so the Hokage could see my mouth, I stuck my tongue out at the guy. Of course the Hokage laughed. The guy turned around to see what happened. Both of us declined anything happening.

Then I picked my nose.

"You have a spider on your back sir, shall I get it?" I asked politely. He nodded, grumbled and went back to reading over my crap. There was no spider of course, instead I wiped a booger on his back. Hokage sama cracked up.

"What is so funny sir?" Anbu dude asked.

"Yes sir what is so hUmorous…" My voice cracked at the u, it was hard but I was keeping cool.

We finally made it out of the office, I was lead to the back of the village where a big underground tunnel was hidden. The guy broke the jutsu hiding it and we walked through. He glanced over at me.

"I'm putting you with the hardest man to pass. Your going to need five miracles to pass him." He boasted about the guy. "He's really cool but always late."

"I don't care." I muttered a bit irritated that this guy was suddenly trying to be nice to me. I hate two sided people.

"… here we are…" He opened a wooden door and we were in what looked like a lounging room. There were random doors on all the walls which looked to be made of stone. Slowly I looked at all the people grouped together, chatting away. A few turned to look, others didn't pay any mind to me.

My eyes landed on a certain man, it seemed he was being swallowed by the couch, his eyes intently set on his little orange book. I tried my best to avert my gaze from that one silver head that popped out of the whole bunch of brown and black. It was difficult but I managed to do it. I was lead through another door where I saw people sparing.

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"Hiroshima sama." The Anbu dude bend down on one knee. This Hiroshima guy had harsh looking black eyes and had tan insanely scarred skin, his black hair was tied back in a high ponytail. I wasn't going to lie, he was pretty hot.

"Is this the new addition to our group?" Hiroshima asked.

"Yes sir," He paused standing up. "this is her paperwork," he handed the paperwork to the hottie. I grinned under my mask thinking of the tings I did to that dude.

"Stop smiling." Hiroshima muttered looking over the paper. "Leave." He told to the dude waving his hand at the door.

"How do you know I'm smiling." I made a gross face.

"I can hear your skin wrinkle. Stop making faces, its annoying…." He read some more and looked up at me. "You aren't a team worker, you don't follow orders, you think only of yourself. Crude, rude, sloppy, childish, irresponsible. What kind of a woman are you?"

"Wow, way to bring up my self esteem." I laughed. "I'm one of a kind, that's what."

"And why did the Hokage put you in. I wonder if Danzo even knows about this." The guy sighed.

"Either way I was sent here to be put into the 'Black ops' or whatever…" I put my hands behind my head and rocked back and forward. Hiroshima sighed again and sat back into his chair.

"Ok… well. As of right now we have one opening with one of our hardest captains. So far there is only him and one other boy, the other one dropped out of the force because of this captain. I've heard rumors that you are somewhat affiliated with him, Hatake Kakashi?"

"WHAT!?" if I had milk in my nose it would be all over Hiroshima. "Are you kidding me? It's like the Hokage intentionally sets this shit up for me or something… You cant put me somewhere else?" I pleaded. Absentmindedly he shook his head.

"I'm in charge of placing people and that's the only place you can be, all the other groups are already filled up… now get out of my sight." He shoed me away with his hand, I didn't budge.

"Place. Me. Somewhere. Else." I demanded stomping my foot. His eyes looked like they were gonna pop out of his head.

"Did you just order me. To do something for you?" laughter filled the room, he was crazy.

"I refuse to be with that lazy ass shit head." I told him straight out.

"Watch your tongue or I'll cut it off. You are not a citizen and essentially you aren't free from here unless the Hokage says so."

"I said get me out of that squad!"