Hello my lovely fans tis I your favorite story writer weird person thingy……..I know I'm weird. Schools almost over!...I don't really have a life…anyway……new chapter huzzah!
(Note) these ones kinda short don't hate me
Disclaimer: I don't own it so don't sue me
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Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars
Aerith Gainsborough hates her last name
No...Actually I'm quite fond of my last name
Aerith Gainsborough is a popular German pop star!
I'm not a singer, I don't even speak German
Aerith Gainsborough has a glass eye
Where'd that one come from?
Aerith Gainsborough did several old navy commercials
I needed a job ok
Why didn't you just get a job at Hooters I'm sure tifa could have got you a spot?
Did cloud tell you that? Ooooh he's in trouble
Aerith Gainsborough faked her own death for the insurance money
I would never do anything like that! That's awful! why would I do something like that?
To fund your fightclubs
what do you know?... (covers her mouth)
Aerith Gainsborough is actually the ring leader of several fightclubs
Who'd you talk to? Was it cloud?
(Cloud) Why does everyone always automatically think it's my fault?
Because it is!
I thought the first rule was not to talk about it?
(Mumbles something)
Aerith Gainsborough is addicted to pain killers
Where are you getting this stuff? What would make you think I'm on drugs?
You're too calm and fine with everything...something's wrong
But I'm not on anything!
mmmhmmm
Aerith Gainsborough likes to blow up mailboxes on Wednesdays
(Crosses arms mumbles)…… and holidays
What was that?
Nothing
Aerith Gainsborough is about to be arrested for vandalism, insurance fraud, durg possesion and conspiracy
What?
(Cops burst in and suround her)
What I uh um……. (Gets up and runs) you'll never catch me alive!
Heheh now you know Aerith Gainsborough
Next is either sephiroth or vincent
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm not my best work...I coulda done better... I'm thinking up more material, so don't hate me. Oh well read and review
