Hello loves. Well I finally finished a crappy drawing of Henteko on my Deviantart. it's the Halloween version that I started on Halloween. If I actually owned my own pen-tablet then it would take like a day and be waaay better, but I used my friends whenever I went over to her house and it took fooorreeever.

Yeppers peppers. But I am getting my own tablet for x-mas and I will start drawing kakaxhente pics. Blah blah blah. And yeah. Have funnn reading about sexy shit ^.^

Song: Sex Dwarf- soft cell (I like the christain death cover better but I cant find it anywhere)

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My DA :D

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*God p.o.v…. or omniscient, whatever…*

The groups of men were in the lounge talking.

"That girl was weird. What's up with that rabbit mask. That will definitely get her killed in battle, like a big red dot saying 'kill me I'm stupid!'." one guy named Hibiki laughed. His friends agreed and laughed as well.

"Do you hear arguing?" Dai-kun asked. The room went silent and they heard the girl yelling on the other side of the door. Suddenly there was a big explosion and pebbles shattered from the wall that used to connect the lounge to Hiroshima's office. Both the girl and Hiroshima flew out with the rubble, Hiroshima had her by the throat for a moment. The next moment he flew from her, she had kicked him in the chin. Supper quick she picked up some of the rubble from the explosion and chucked it at him. One pebble hit his shoulder and drew blood like a bullet would.

Hiroshima attacked her managing to punch her in the stomach, a small cough of blood didn't seem to phase her, she tripped him and elbowed him in the nose, consequently his nose started to spout blood.

*Henteko p.o.v.*

I elbowed the dick in the nose, he seemed to be in a state of shock. We both fell to the ground and I kept punching him in the face, that was until I was pulled away. Hiroshima didn't look so good. I didn't struggle with whoever had me in a weak neck lock. My grin was sufficient enough to piss Hiroshima off and lunge at me. I was about to kick the guy holding me when the guy turned us around so he would get the force of the attack.

"What the hell are you doing dude!?" I tried to get him to let go but he seemed to have strong arms. That's when a certain smell entered my nose. A strong forest, cinnamon scent. "Calm down." He whispered. Oh that did not calm me down. Knowing I was pressed up against him made me crazy. Both good and bad kind of crazy, put together you get an angry confused crazy which I was. Kakashi ended up on the floor.

"Don't touch me!" I pointed an accusing finger at him. Slowly he nodded and stood up keeping his hands in front of him in a defensive manner.

Hiroshima was escorted to the hospital to get his nose and face repaired. The Hokage personally made a trip down here just to yell at me. The whole platoon watched me get scolded. He even grabbed my mask and threw it on the ground in anger. I wish he hadn't cause it made me laugh, which made him madder. He took me into a secluded room way down a big hall to talk to me more personally.

"I know what happened between you and Kakashi. He told me everything," He started, my face twisted into anger. How could he!? He told on us!!

"What the hell is wrong with him how could--!" I boomed. Anger flooded though me.

"He only told me, so we could find you. If you don't start behaving though, everyone is going to know!"

"You wouldn't!" I gasped.

"I would!" "Your evil!" I glared.

"So are you!" he accused. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Fine, ugh! Why did you put me here anyways!?"

"So you could earn money to pay rent, you do not belong in a flower shop selling and watering plants…" He muttered, thinking about it and shivered at all the mayhem I would cause. Dead plants for days.

"Why do I have to be put in with him though? That's the only problem I have." I groaned.

"You'll find strength and learning comes from things you hate the most. You need to sort over your problems and confront him with it too." Hokage said sounding all wise and stuff for once. I nodded.

"Your right, I need to stop running away… I hope you didn't record that or something…" I looked around for a tape recorder. It was my utmost hate to say that I was wrong, I was never wrong.

"Don't worry haha" He chuckled and we walked out of the room.

"Better watch out though," He muttered "Hiroshima is going to be pissed he lost to a girl, he's very sexist."

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I introduced myself to my new platoon. A lot of the guys laughed at my mask.

"Hey, at least I'm not cliché and shit." I grinned. The group fell silent, then a few whispers went about. Kakashi started laughing hysterically. Everyone stared.

"Sorry, remembered something funny…" He said rubbing the back of his head embarrassed.

"What did you remember?" a guy called Ai asked.

"Had to do with ducks…" He chuckled. The room was silent with wonder.

"…Heeeeeeyyyy! don't make fun of me!" I pointed. Wow, that was a anger breaker.

"What happened?"

"I wanna know!"

"Don't tell them!" I yelled, I caught myself grinning and put my face back to the way it should be. Angry.

Eventually they let the secret be and everyone went back to what they were doing in the first place. I sat down on the couch next to Kakashi. Ugh how awkward.

"Hey…" I muttered awkwardly scratching my neck.

"Yeah… we need to--" he started

"Talk…" I finished. Nodding he put his book back into his vest thing. "Where to?" I asked.

"Somewhere more private."

"That doesn't sound scary…" I muttered. We walked into the training room, it was empty.

Ugh. I hate serious talks. Specially ones on this type of issue.

"I'm sorry if I did something to piss you off…" He started.

"Naw, I'm just screwed up in the head and am relationship challenged." I laughed trying to lighten the mood. didn't seem to work on him.

"Well either way, I didn't mean for you to run. And I apologize for telling the Hokage, but you ran and I got scared cause I couldn't find you--"

"It's understandable. I'm not even sure why I ran…" I muttered.

"Fear maybe? You pushed me pretty hard." He started to take the top of his Anbu uniform off, uhhh… why?

"What are you doing?!" I asked wondering why he was taking his clothes off. He lifted his shirt and showed me a huge bruise. Holy fuck!

"Haha, you sure do get strong when your angry." he chuckled.

"Oh fuck! I'm so sorry!" it was a bit difficult to look at the bruise rather then his finely toned body. Tentatively I touched the purple flesh lightly, I felt his body automatically flinch back at my cold fingers, but then let my cold hand rest on his chest.

"Why are you so cold?" He asked. I shrugged.

"Cause I'm a corpse." I chuckled and looked around. I pressed my masked face to his in a masked kiss. He laughed loudly.

"That was cheesy." he bent over in laughter.

"So is your ass!" I admitted "I didn't get mad this time. It's a new record!" I smiled.

"You're the strangest thing I ever seen."

My first day in the Anbu was over. Already I beat one of the higher ups up. So instead of training tomorrow I get to go somewhere else. Everyone picked on me too because I was the only girl. But it doesn't matter much to me.

Kakashi lead me out into the forest where he told me some of the rules made by just the members. Like "Everyone has to know everyone."

"Tomorrow, or whenever you come back your going to have to get up in front of everyone and introduce yourself, as well as take off your mask." Kakashi explained, walking with his hands in his pockets. I nodded.

"Doesn't sound too hard."

"Oh, don't underestimate. They will want to drill every detail out of you, and believe me they will. But it is strictly forbidden to tell anyone out of the group or you die. Even if you get expelled from Anbu, they will know and come kill you."

"wow… that's a bit harsh.."

"no it aint… believe me. One guy fucked a horse."

"Wow! Can you be telling me this?"

"Yeah, your in the group." he gave me a duh look.

"Oh… right." it felt weird belonging somewhere for once. Kakashi changed the subject.

"Hey, that Halloween festival is in a few weeks are you still not going?" he asked.

"I might go. There's nothing else to do is there?"

"Not really, I'm even going to help finish up setting up tomorrow."

"Ok then. Who are you going with?" I asked, expecting him to have someone to go with already.

"You." he said grinning at me. I felt my face getting red without my consent. Casually I swept my hair into my face… even though my high cut bangs were in the way. Kakashi looked at me, I turned, he tried to look at my face again.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Nothing!" I laughed trying to play it off. "I'm following a Nat in the air."

"There are no nats.." he muttered looking around. Fuck! Then he jumped at me. I was deffinatly not expecting it.

"What are you doing!?" I pushed myself back barely missing his clutches. My hair flew out of my face.

"Your blushing!" he yelled happily.

"Am not!"

"Are too!" He was almost centimeters from grabbing onto my uniform. I flew back again, so did he, we kept an equal distance, it was very amusing. We went for miles, me running away and him trying to catch me.

We were deep into the forest, still running, enjoying my little escape plan that I was thinking in my head.

Abruptly my foot go stuck to a root and I did a face plant into the ground. Kakashi who was right behind me did not expect me to fall and almost tripped over me. I was laughing my ass off.

"Wow, hours of running through the forest and you trip on a root." Kakashi chuckled putting his hand out to help me up.

"Course, what else would have happened." Why be mad, It was funny after all.

Kakashi Didn't let go of my hand after he helped me up. Carefully he wiped some dirt off my cheek.

"Can I kiss you?" he asked. A small smile formed on my face and I reached for his mask. His hand caught my wrist.

"What?" I asked.

"Can I kiss you?" he asked again

"Yeah, what do you think I was doing?"

"Your not going to hit me again are you?" he asked looking at me seriously. I just about peed my pants.

"No, of course I'm not." I giggled. He smiled and looked around for anyone in the premises. Not a soul. He pulled down his mask and pressed his warm soft lips to mine. It felt like ice was melting inside of me.

Carefully he pulled me closer, I held him around the neck. We stood there for a long time not moving, letting the wind move us instead. My body felt insanely warm and I could feel my face turn red.

He pulled back slowly and looked at me with his one eye.

"You blush a lot, haven't you ever kissed a guy before?" He asked.

"Yeah, but he wasn't as hot as you." I smiled. He kissed me again. A little peck this time.

"You're my first." He admitted. Wow! that's insane.

"Really?! Holy shit. That must have been a sucky first kiss." I laughed.

"Actually it told me not to be easy." He muttered. For the second time in the day I almost peed my pants laughing.

We walked back home slowly, enjoying the cold night. He walked me up to my door and we kissed goodnight.

Soon I was laying in bed thinking again. I got myself into a big mess, with a man non the less. You would think I would learn from my last encounter. Where would I go? Maybe Konoha wasn't the right place for me. Maybe I was meant to be a loner that lived off the life of the forest. The thoughts just kept striking the sides of my head hard. I knew I should just stay and have a fun time. Not care what my past told me. But it was very difficult when I kept being pecked at my annoying thoughts.

"Fuck! I can never get it right!" I yelled smashing a hole in my wall. My hands found their way to my face. My goodness I was a deranged, mental case.

I locked my door and readjusted my backpack. My katanas were strapped securely on my back under my pack. The hokage's light was still on so I decided it would probably be smart to tell him I was leaving. Grudgingly I started up the stairs, stopped, thought some more, started to go back down. "Damn it!" I yelled and ran the rest of the way up the stairs, making up my mind.

"Good evening Henteko, what's going on?" He seemed aware of my flushed angry face. I was so torn at what to do.

"I don't know…." I muttered, my hand still on the door that I flung open so dramatically.

"You don't know?" He questioned taking a wiff from his pipe.

"I mean… fuck. I'm leaving. I might be back I might not…" I managed to spit out.

"Why are you leaving? Did the Ambu piss you off or something?" He asked his face turning to a surprised frown.

"Naw. I just. I'm loosing my touch. I need to get out. Sure, it was nice to be able to have my back covered and feel safe. This village was very fun. But I cant help feel that I have lost my tact. I've been getting to close to people and I need to take a break…" I muttered. don't know why I just randomly decided to tell the Hokage my whole story. But he seemed to understand.

"Is it Kakashi?" he suddenly asked. My body shuttered at the name and I felt butterflies go crazy in my stomach., that's how I knew I had to go. He gave me a strange look.

"No. nothing to do with Kakashi." I laughed. "Well I'll see you around."

"Is that a cat in your shirt?"

"Yeah, that's boo. Shes coming too… hehe rhyming…" I chuckled and closed the door. Instead of running down all the steps I took the easy way out and jumped off. Boo didn't seem to like it that much.

I couldn't stop running. Trying to get away, forcing myself not to look back. I ran into Guy on my way back and I almost started crying. That dude was so funny. But I had to tell him goodbye without actually telling him goodbye. Because if I had he would definitely follow me.

The cold winter air felt refreshing and the starry sky was welcoming. Finally I felt home, not cramped up in a warm house where I couldn't breathe. And the stress, the stress was gone. No rules, no regulations. All my troubles have melted away. Now all I needed was another mask and I would be put back into my old way, aside from my little companion.