yay ok I was just sort of about to give up on all my old projects since it took me FOREVER to update but i just got in the mood and since i have no life i thought id take another crack at it. I might be a tad rusty so this one might be shorter than id like so be kind ^ ^ tankie enjoy

note: yes i did change my pen name so your not crazy

Disclaimer: i dont own these characters nor do i own the series or anything name brand so dont sue me because i have nothing

Disembodied vice

current Character

other character

Vincent's turn....

know your stars know your stars know your stars....

Vincent Valentine likes to pretend he's the Joker on weekends

......

Vincent Valentine is one of the new contestants of Dancing With The Stars

-rolls eyes-

Vincent Valentine secretly wishes he were a Jedi

.....

come on its not fun unless you say something back

fine how about you take a long walk off a short pier...

Vincent Valentine thinks John Tucker must die

who?

Vincent Valentine lives in a yellow submarine

isn't that a song?

Vincent Valentine breeds chipmunks on a chipmunk farm

i don't own a chipmunk farm i don't even think those exist

Vincent Valentine is afraid of drywall

this is idiotic...and why would i be afraid of drywall? who is afraid of drywall?

Vincent Valentine is really the Full-metal alchemist

(sigh) no I'm not the Full metal alchemist i don't even know what that is....

then what's with the arm thing then is it a bad-ass thing or what?

lay off the arm

fine

Vincent Valentine is a DDR master

-scoffs- jealous

Vincent Valentine's Chipmunk Farm will be coming to the next state fair near your check your local listings....

there is no chipmunk farm!

Vincent Valentine holds the world record for most jumps on a pogo stick

ok now your just making these up

Vincent Valentine doesn't believe in Poptarts

are you drunk?

a little -smiles-

Vincent Valentine collects Victoria Secret bras and decorates his Christmas tree with them every year

-stares angrily- you know what i don't have time for this - up-

Hey! wait where are you going?

away from you.....i don't even know why am i even agreed to this?

because were paying you?

um....not worth it -gets up-

and you get access to the open bar later?

......

and you get to help incriminate your peers?

go on....

but you have to finish this first

nope still not worth it

come on Cloud went along with it

Cloud's a tool if you haven't noticed

........your no fun you know that?

So i've been told......

fine!

Vincent Valentine doesn't know that i just stole his wallet

WHAT?!

Vincent Valentine is too sexy for his shirt

WAIT!.....YOU STOLE MY WALLET!?

-laughing- hey that got your attention didn't it?

your going to give it back now!

um no

YES you will

i'll give it back once were done

....-thinks for a seconds then sits back down-

Vincent Valentine loves Chuck E Cheese because its where a kid can be a kid

what does that even mean!

Vincent Valentine is a huge Twilight fan

-twitches-

oh right your all about The Traveling Pants right?

i refuse to participate in this stupidity

Vincent Valentine is team Jacob all the way

-mutters- Am not

Vincent Valentine stayed in line for hours for the release of Breaking Dawn

I did not

well then where's this receipt from? its got your signature on it....

how do you know that?

well i was sifting through your wallet earlier and...

GET OUT OF MY WALLET!

come on just admit you like Twilight and i will

i will not!

Vincent Valentine has some interesting pictures in his wallet......

-twitches-

and some more receipts....

I'm Warning you....

what are you going to rant me to death team Edward?

what? fine a man cant enjoy a good book!?

just admit it...

fine!!!.... -goes into really extreme rant about every book he's read with colorful language included- there happy? -pulls out gun- now your going to give me my wallet and let me out because were done....

O.O -nods-

-gets up- oh and for the record i was not a very big fan of breaking dawn...The Host on the other hand was very well written

oh one thing before you leave i guess who gave me the idea of what to look for in your wallet -wiggles eyebrows-

oh.....there in for it i let mardi gras slide but now their both dead....-stalks out of room-

-ahem- now you know.......Vincent Valentine?


yay another chapter done finally. took me a bit longer than i wanted to to think of jokes, and the ending was....mm alright and yeah I'm a Twilight fan, and i didn't particularly enjoy BD . sorry

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