Sorry my Kaka lovers, I need to take a two week break. I'm very sleep deprived and shit K. I will not stop the story though, I promise. Just need to find my spark back. Because lately, the stories have been shit
But its ok!
. or is it?
But I do want to take a break, figure some more funny plot things out. Needs more action too…. All kinds of action… what?
Haha ok enough of my little rants here yah go.
Music: black flag- loose nut
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I rose early, it was about five, Kakashi was passed out on my couch with a comforter over him, all thanks to me. I got him shitfaced again last night, only with a few beers too. Lightweights… you gotta love em.
-flashback-
"Yaah know," his head rolled a bit and he dropped his bottle on the table spilling it all over himself.
"What do I know?" I asked enjoying him being drunk. It was funniest shit ever.
"You are so coool. You don't even know-- and you know what else. Its nice to be able to walk around without my mask, wahts next? My underwear. Hey can I walk around yer house naked?" he asked and started to strip.
"That would not be a good idea. Because I would have to take pictures and post them all over the city." I took a sip of my beer laughing.
"Oh shit….that wouldn't be good…" His head rolled again and then he clunked out on my table.
-end flashback-
Good thing he had off today or else he would be in big trouble. It was strange out he seemed to have cocooned himself in the blanket. His leg was sticking out and his arm was hanging off the couch. He was clad only in boxers because in the middle of the night he, once again threw up all over himself.
I still had two hours till I had to leave. I sat on the floor and leaned against the vomit scented couch turning on my Nintendo 64. The noises of the game and my "Oh yeah! Oh no!" must have woken up the poor hangover ridden man.
"Where am I?" He turned onto his other side to see me.
"Morning. You don't need to get up yet. Its only five thirty." I told him. He groaned in protest to the noise.
"I'm never drinking again…" He held his head.
"Want some water?" I asked. He nodded. "Want some breakfast." He nodded again. "Want some monkey poop?" He shook his head. "Ok."
Being the nice little housewife I am, I went and retrieved his water and toast. Screw elaborate breakfasts on workdays. Who the fuck has the time?
"Thanks." He murmured sitting up and taking little sips of the water. I graciously went back to playing my game. He sat and watched for a bit. Then decided he wanted to play too. We played 007 for about half hour. Then Mario cart. Then we took turns on Zelda ocarina of time.
I peered at my clock.
"Gah, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late."
"Laters."
"See you, you gonna be here when I get home?" I asked, secretly hopeful.
"Probably. don't really wanna move and you have food in your fridge. Yum leftover yakitori." He smiled and I went out the door. Oh joy, babysitting.
"Ew…" Walking outside of my house I stepped in a huge pile of crap. It was like man made, purposely put there for me to step in it. I mean a big pile lined up in a big line…. What a dumb prank. Cant they think of anything more sophisticated. So instead of letting it ruin my day, I scraped the crap off my foot on the stair and started on my way. Stupid fan girls and/ or guys… whatever.
My skin was a light shade of blue due to the snow falling on the ground. I sneezed. Why did I forget my cloak on such a cold day?
"You look like a cat when you sneeze." I looked up and saw by bff, aka Guy.
"REWR!" I scratched his arm in a cat like gesture.
"Ow!" he grabbed his arm and glared at me.
"sowwy…" I muttered grinning. "Hey, when you gotta be at work?" I asked.
"Well… I have about ten minutes to spare, why?" he asked.
"It's freaking cold, lets grab some tea to go. My treat." After that assassin business I was pretty damn rich, though I didn't wanna tell anyone, due to the matter of it being illegal and whatnot.
Guy and I walked down the icy path, a small store was open and we went inside filling up two styrophome cups full of tea. My personal favorite is orange spice, I happily took some of mine, Guy on the other hand couldn't choose between all the tea flavors. Five minutes ticked by quickly.
"Ok. Guy pick a number between one and twenty." I muttered getting irritated.
"Seventeen." he said awaiting what I was gonna do. I counted to the seventeenth type and threw it at him.
"I gotta go, see you laters!" I grinned waving. Guy waved back and yelled thank you to me.
The chilly air bit me as I walked outside in my skimpy outfit. All I had on was a pair of ripped up tight black pants, doc martins and a long sleeved ripped up shirt over a misfits shirt, and a scarf. I shivered to myself coiling my hands around my cup of tea trying to warm them. My legs dragged me across the snow sprinkled path.
"You look a bit cold." my cloak was dropped on my head.
"Kakashi?" I wrapped myself in my warm fur lined cape and looked up.
"Yeah, your lucky I saw your cape thingy hanging on the coat rack. I was hopping you would come back and get it, but unfortunately your too lazy and rather be cold then waist time." He scratched the back of his head. Then I noticed he was wearing one of my blankets.
"Don't you have a coat or something?" I asked confused as to why he would walk around with a blanket.
"Naw, I need to buy one." He muttered. "Though that will take a while…" he sighed.
"Hey, isn't the Halloween festival tomorrow?" I asked.
"Oh yeah, it's said to warm up tomorrow. If not then we can stay by the bonfire." He laughed. "Go to work you lazy ass" He shoed me off and disappeared.
After I was bestowed with my warm cape and drank all my tea I was able to run the rest of the way. The streets were pretty bare because it was a cold early morning, so it was easy to just doge object rather then people. Finally after freezing my ass off through the wind I arrived at the pre-school.
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"You are only being assigned three kids. We need someone strong to make sure they don't get into trouble--"
"Do I get paid for it?"
"Yes, you get paid a lot…" She paused and looked around. "Quite frankly, they are little shits. I'm feel very sorry for you, so far we've tried so many people to baby-sit. No one had been able to not run away crying…." She whispered.
"I'll set em' straight." I grinned.
"Truthfully you look scary, you might be able to put them into place." She muttered.
"Where are the little shits?" I asked.
"In the other room drawing." the lady said. She lead me through the door and I saw three cute little girls sitting in a purple poke-a-dot chair and table set, coloring. The first that caught her eye was a girl with long black hair, it was in an insanely thick braid, she was the first to look up, her deep purple eyes looked mischievous. The one next to her had crazy fiery orange hair that was put in two cute pigtails. She had a t-shirt with a picture of a pig on it, she looked over at the black haired girl's drawing with bright blue eyes.
"Screw you! I cant draw!" She yelled throwing a crayon at the wall. The last girl had long fiery red hair which was put back in a ponytail her shocking violet eyes stared at me for a moment before telling the whining orange head to shut up.
"Tell your face to shut up!"
"I don't want to tell my face to shut up…" The red head muttered. Orangey was at a loss of words. The girl with the thick hair wouldn't stop staring at me.
"Well, you should tell it anyways.." Orangey crossed her arms and humph-ed.
"The red head is Rubyy Stone," The woman pointed at the calm red haired girl. "That is Charmy Pyra, she's a bit bi-polar." she nodded to the orange haired thing. "And that's Tristeza Sparkbite, she's very smart and seems innocent till you get to know her... Ok good luck!" The lady ran out of the room like a monster was going to eat her.
I turned my attention back to the kids. They were all looking at my strangely. I scratched the back of my head.
"Er… well I'm Henteko… if you play any pranks on me, I will not hesitate to beat your asses…" I paused and sat in one of the poke-a-dot chairs. "So… What you guys drawing?" I asked.
"A dead dog!"
"A guy robbing a bank!"
"A Nazi…" I stared at the drawings for a moment…
"… Interesting…" I muttered, not the least disturbed. "I'm going to draw… a zombie.." I grabbed the green crayon. Charmy slapped my hand away from the box of colors. Oh, bad idea. My eyes shot up and I glared at her.
"You didn't ask." she grinned sheepishly.
"You hit me. I'm giving you six seconds to run." I started counting down. The three looked frightened at each other.
"Wait… What?" Charmy asked.
"That's not part of the plan!" Rubyy yelled
"Run!" Tristeza yelled. Charmy sprinted across the room, I easily shot in front of her. She ran face first into my hip bone.
"Sorry, you aint a fetus, its kinda impossible for you to go back in there." I laughed at my sick joke. Rubyy and Tristeza gave each other a 'do you know what that means?' look.
Charmy fell on the floor and started crying.
"Your scary!!!" She wailed. I grabbed her by her shirt and held her up.
"Here, if you guys stay decent for the rest of the day, I'll take you out for icecream." I attempted.
"Its snowing outside…" Tristeza muttered, looking at me like I was a dumbass. I glared at the damn girl.
"HOT CHOCOLATE THEN! WHATEVER THE FUCK!!" I could swear if I didn't have gray hair already then I would be sprouting them left and right.
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"Okay, even though you guys are really small, I'm going to teach you how to make a type of sticky green goo that you pour onto people, if it stays on for at least five minutes then it will dye everything, hair, skin, everything. And it takes a week to get out." I explained.
"Wow. We could totally use that!" Charmy piped in.
"Shut up I'm talking." I pushed her and her chair over. She shut up and I went on.
"Ok. First of all, you need peroxide, Ground up grass, and--" I listed all the ingredients.
"Tristeza, you go get the peroxide. Ruby you go get the grass and a grinder. Charmy… you go get us all hot chocolate…" I gave each girl some money. "And I'll go get everything else. Meet back here in ten minutes and we'll concoct the mixture." I ordered. The girls started running like retarded ducks to where they thought the things might be.
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"This is not a grinder… is this pee? Not melted chocolate. Oh my god! You guys are dumb…" I muttered. Suddenly the lady from before walked in.
"Ok. Their parents are here." She lead them out, pushing them off to whoever was picking them up.
The lady came back in looking at me like I was crazy.
"Um… I'm going to go now…" I muttered.
"How did you do it!?" She yelled/asked.
"I… just kept them preoccupied…"
"Wow… your amazing." She shook my hand. I had to almost pull my hand back to go home.
"What the hell is this!?" I heard someone yell. Oh my… some middle aged man was covered in thick green goop. Whistling, I walked by and paid no mind to who the culprits might be.
