ain't nothin' but a smut 'peddler
whatevers, mcmg on tna tomorrow.


Billie sighed, staring up at the hotel roof.
You know. for an asshole, Alex knew his shit. I mean, "You just feel like the third wheel because you've been so close to both of them for such a long time. You need to remove yourself from the situation and realise you don't need them to be the amazing woman you are-" That's some phsyciatrist shit right there.

Just as her heavy eyes began to close, she heard something. Something fall, something small but enough to make her realise that someone was in her hotel room. She knew there was a lamp next to the bed that she could pick up and break someone's face with if need be, so she sat up.

"I'm glad your awake, this would have been awkward if you were still in dreamland." She smiled sleepily. "Evening Shelley." "Evenin' punkin." He did that little half smile he sometimes did as he slipped off his shoes. She watched him struggle, getting his shirt over his head.

Nervous Perhaps?
Alex Shelley nervous?
Puh-lease.

They hadn't kissed in what seemed like an eternity, which in reality was a year but it still felt like a lifetime to both of them. So when Alex crawled onto the bed, and pressed his warm lips to hers she felt weak, like she couldn't keep her head up without the aid of his hand which was now holding her neck up so he wouldn't have to deal without her lips for another second.

"Why do you even bother to lock the door, you know I'm coming." He said, his lips still pressed against hers, his eyes still slightly closed. "Mhm, keep kissing." Billie said, letting her hand run through his short hair to rest behind his head and push his lips to hers again.

He manuvered his way under the covers, kissing her passionatley as he tried to find his belt buckle with his eyes closed and one hand wandering up Billie's oversized t-shirt. Billie finally pulled away from him, half to catch her breath and half to slip off the t-shirt that was covering most of her body up.

"You know, about today, I didn't mean-" She said. She hadn't stopped thinking about it since she said it. Alex smiled, fiddling with the awesome yet very complicated belt buckle he had on, "You know I'm just playing with you punkin. I could never be mad at you." Alex almost cheered, he had finally removed his belt, and when he raised his eyes to give her that sexy little smirk he came to find that she was so close to being naked. He froze, staring at her almost exposed upper half with mouth hanging open and eyes glazed over.

He finally cracked a smile and didn't even bother to look up at her face. "Aw, man. I've missed you." Billie grinned, pulling his face up to meet hers with an electrifying kiss. He groaned into her mouth as she took the task of getting his pants off into her own hands as he had obviously failed. She unlatched the detroit shaped belt buckle and un zipped his pants, pushing them down as far as she could get them.

Alex pulled away, only being away from her lips long enogh to pull his pants off. "You know Bianca, it's very rare to find such a gorgeous woman willing to have casual sex, no strings attatched." Alex smiled at her, trying to act as coy as possible after almost falling off the bed, trying to get his pants off way too fast. She smiled at hearing her full name, only /he/ would call her that; When he was angry or when they were, well, what they were doing now.

"Just promise you won't fall in love with me." Alex knew it as well as she did, this wasn't going to lead anywhere. This was friends with benefits, this was a cure for the loneliness they both felt, this was comfort. As she spoke she unlatched her bra, throwing it across the room with the rest of their clothes. Alex smiled at her, not wanting his eyes to leave her own. "Alright." He spoke. But you're making it very difficult.

Alex crawled up further, just far enough so she was laying down and he could suck on her soft neck. She groaned, feeling his tounge against her throat. She ran her hands through his hair and he smiled into her skin. Kissing his way down her body, he smiled, remembering all the times exactly like this one.

"Alex." She breathed out, as he reached her hips. He squeezed them lightly in his hands and she giggled, he knew every part of her as if it were his own. He moved back to her lips, running both hands up to her breasts, playing with her as her chest heaved with the shallow breaths she was taking, turning him on even more.

"You better be ready." He smiled as she tried to force herself into breathing regularly, not wanting to fuel his already giant ego with her heaving breaths. He left a trail of wet kisses down her body, saving time to run his tounge over her hard breasts, continuing to use his hands on them.

He ran his hands down her body, reaching the little black panties, the last thing covering her up. He began pulling them down as she sighed, thanking whatever it was up there in the sky that was letting this happen.

"Patrick!" The suprised yell bounced off the walls as she grappled onto the sheets. And she used his real name, something only reserved for his favorite people, or the women lucky enough to have intense sex with him of course. He smiled into her, licking his way up her thighs to his final destination. Running his tounge in circles around her clit. He knew he was doing everything perfectly, from the way her legs were shaking and the sounds she made. She was getting close.

"Ohhh, Patr-" She didn't even have time to get his name out. He stopped, and pulled away from her, licking his lips and giving her that sexy smile. She could have sworn she could cum from that smile alone. "Why?" She wheezed out. He grinned, coming back to lay a peck on her lips. "For Fun." She groaned, pushing his shoulder so he would lay down on the bed.

He grinned as she crawled on top, preparing to get the job done herself. "You know, for a moment there-" Alex had to stop this sentence, without warning she had pulled his boxers down just enough to slide him into her. She sighed, pushing herself as far onto him as her body would allow. He yelped like some kind of puppy dog and she smiled, leaning down to kiss his lips. Not that it wasn't a great suprise.

He growled as she pulled away from him, beginning to slide herself on and off of him. He groaned, she was going much too slow and it was killing him. He sat up to latch onto her neck, sucking and kissing and biting on the skin he could get. She moaned out and wrapped her arms around his neck, he pushed her backward, so now she was laying down on the opposite side of the bed, so her feet were on the pillows and her head was almost touching the bottom of the bed.

He groaned out her name, pushing himself as deep in as he could. She moaned, urging him on. "Oh god, Biancaaaa..." He mumbled as he lay his head in the crock of her neck, scooping up a leg in his hand so he could go even faster. She grabbed onto his back, digging her nails in but being careful not to dig in too hard. She didn't want them to show up just in time for a show or anything.

"Patrick. Patrick... Patrick." Billie got louder, tighter and stiffer. Alex groaned, feeling her body change as it got closer and closer. "Baby..." He groaned into her ear, pulling away from her to thrust in a final time. With that, he moaned out her name, reaching his orgasm just as she did. Before collapsing on top of her, careful not to crush any of her vital organs in the process. Billie smiled as she felt him lay soft kisses in the crook of her neck.

"Dang Bianca..." She smiled wrapping an arm around his to run her fingers through his sweaty hair. "You know that thing you just said... About me falling in love with you..." Billie raised an eyebrow, any hint of fatigue no longer there. Alex yawned and snuggled himself closer to her. "I think I just did."