Chapter 5

B/POV

This was starting to get good! Except for the fact that my sugar cravings are coming back! Wait we have the entire store to our selves! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"HEY CULLENS COME HEAR!!" I yelled. Even though I didn't need to it was still better.

In a matter of seconds they had gathered around me Alice and Rose smelling like soap (haha cause they had to get the stinky Hannah Montana makeup off!) and looking extremely disgruntled, jasper and Emmett looking like a couple of kids at Disney land, and my Edward just as beautiful as ever.

"I want you to try something!" they all looked at me searchingly then followed me to the candy aisle. DUN DUN DUN!!

I went over to the shelves and stared at all of there glory. Then picked up some pixy stix and a can of monster energy drink and mixed the two together.

"Emmett have you ever tried an energy drink?" I asked innocently.

"Bella I don't need to read your mind to know what you are thinking." Said Edward warningly with a very scared look on his face.

"Shut up Eddie! No sweet Bella I haven't." he replied just as innocently.

"Then this is gonna be even better!" I handed over the drink and watched him chug it down.

"Oh god this is gonna be a disaster!" said Edward in a muffled voice seeing as he had hid his face in my hair.

"Whoa!!" yelled Emmett after the last drop had entered his mouth.

Then it happened.

His grin faded and became a manic expression. His eyes bugged out of his head. And then he started to scream….

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN THE BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION

COME ON, BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY!!" he was trying to tug on roses arm to get her to sing with him but she just stood there stock still with her mouth wide open.

Soon jasper Alice and rose had gotten there drinks and were singing along with him. All of them looked like they were psychotic!

Soon after about an hour of the same words over and over again the effects of the monsters wore off and they sat on the floor in the middle of the trashed aisle and asked what was happening.

"Well you see like drugs the effects of the drink wear off and you loose the sugar high." I said in a brave attempt at my normal voice. (I was holding back laughter.)

Edward just keeled over and started laughing his ass off! I couldn't help but join in.

All the others did was giggle feebly.