To my lovely reviewers- thank you SO much!!!!! It's great to get your encouragement and advice on writing this story! (There are more thank yous to reviewers at the bottom of the chapter… just because I was being lazy and didn't feel like typing them up yet.)

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Harry Potter. If I did own it something much worse than avada kedavra would have been used to brutally kill off Bellatrix Lestrange a long time ago.


Chapter 2

In Which Snape is Freaked Out

Ginny, Harry, and Ron eagerly sat down in the circle of chairs. Remus and Hermione exchanged looks of nervousness and followed.

"Before we start the game, everyone has to sign this," Hermione announced after thinking for a moment. She placed a piece of parchment on the coffee table behind her. Seeing everyone's questioning looks she explained, "This is just to make sure that no one tells anyone else what we say or do when we play. Basically, it just means what happens here stays here."

Remus, Ginny, and Ron signed the paper. Harry looked up at Hermione before signing, "How is this going to help? Signing a paper won't do much good."

"Just do it!"

"Okay then!" Harry signed the paper and decided to himself that Hermione must be around that 'time of the month'.

"But why?" he whined, "We're all gonna tell what goes on anyway!"

"Well…" Hermione gave a scary smirk. It was remarkably like one that Snape would have given to frightened small children for his own amusement. "Do you remember Marietta Edgecomb? You'll make her look like a beauty queen!"

"Crap."

"Well, moving on. We all need to take some veritaserum so no one is dishonest with their truths." Ginny passed around the bottle of truth potion. "Now, who wants to start the game?"

"I will!" shouted Ron.

"Okay… Harry! Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

Ron's face fell. "You were supposed to pick dare! Why did you pick truth?!"

"I picked truth because I'm not an idiot!" Harry laughed, "Just ask me a question already."

"Fine. Who do you like?"

"Um… I kinda started dating your sister a month ago." Harry and Ginny looked at each other and blushed.

"Whatever. You're bound to be better for her than that Michael Corner guy, so you two are okay with me. Just don't be snogging in public or anything or you will be hexed into oblivion."

'Well Ron's taking this a lot better than I thought he would!' Harry thought with a triumphant grin.

It was now Harry's turn to ask. With an evil look on his face he chose his next victim. "Truth or dare, Remus?"

Remus was afraid, very afraid. In his nervousness he chose something horribly idiotic. "Dare!"

The words were regretted as soon as he said them.

Harry thought for a moment and quickly decided on a dare. "Write Snape a letter confessing your undying love for him!"

Hermione gasped, while Harry, Ginny, and Ron were laughing their heads off. She knew it would soon be her turn and started looking for escape routes.

Remus thought for a moment and chuckled. "You know, since I played this game with Sirius, James, and Peter so many times as a student, this will be the sixth love letter I've sent him…" The whole room burst out in laughter.

He pulled out a quill and some parchment and began to write.

After completing his dare the letter was read aloud by Ginny. Ron fell out of his chair laughing and turned bright red, Ginny could hardly finish reading the letter because she couldn't breath, Harry was in tears, and Hermione let out an unhealthy amount of giggles and an unseemly snort.

"That… was… bloody… brilliant!!!" Ron announced between laughs.

"Oh, I know." Remus replied with an evil grin. "Now Harry, where's Hedwig?"


Severus Snape was in a fairly pleasant mood. It may have been raining nonstop outside but that didn't matter to him. He was just happy to not have to be teaching dunderheads that couldn't tell the difference between a wand and a pointy stick!

Interrupting the silence was a timid knock at the door.

Snape opened it and was surprised to see a small house elf.

"I is Smoopy sir! Here is you letter!" The elf handed him a pink envelope and scampered off to the kitchens.

He read the letter.

To My Lovely Precious Amazing Darling Sexy Severus Snape,

For oh so long I have wished to tell you of my feelings for you! Even though this love will perhaps never be returned, I feel that it is best for me to get these feelings out in the open.

Since I met you, life seems so much better! Colors are brighter, food tastes better. I was eating some French fries the other day and they were really delicious because I was thinking of you! I love the way that your scrumdiddilyumptious raven black hair catches the light of the dungeon's faint glow. I love the way that you smile, which makes me happier than Pee Wee Herman at a petting zoo. I want to spend every waking moment with you. I hope nothing ever pulls us apart, because I don't know how I would go on living without you. Wild horses and tornados couldn't keep me away from you. Your voice is like a chorus of a thousand quadrillion million angels singing. You're more fascinating than an Indian shaman from Africa with spiders crawling up his arms. I love you more than a fat kid loves his chocolate cake!

With ALL of my UNDYING LuRvE,

Remus Lupin

P.S.- I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snape blinked. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again. He reread the letter. He blinked again.

After finding out that blinking wasn't making the cursed letter disappear, he did what he KNEW would help.

He stole Professor Trelawney's last bottle of sherry.


Back at Grimmauld place everyone was still hysterical with laughter.

Finally, Hermione spoke up. "Remus, I think it's your turn…"


Well, that's the end of chapter two. I'm sorry it took me a while to update, I've been babysitting a lot lately and it's just INSANE! In fact, right now it is 3:19am... good thing I'm an insomniac, huh?

Here are notes to my precious reviewers whom I love because they reviewed:

Sirius Black's girl14, evelynbee, MoonNightLover, & Actress2b : I am so glad you like my fic, and I am definitely going to try to update more often!

mish-vicious : I'm with you! Who wouldn't want to play truth or dare with awesome Moony? He is awesome!

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Ezmeralda Silvermoon : Heck yes, evil geniuses ROCK!

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imagination-on-the-run : That's probably what I'll end up doing, but it may not come up until a few chapters later. thanx!

ILOVERWHPDM : thank you! and I am positive that this will eventually be a RL/HG story... please don't kill me!! I may bring other characters into the story later though, and Tonks may make an appearance. Wouldn't you just kill me if I paired her off with Ron?! teehee... it's just so fun to be evil!

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