Sorry that it took me so long to update, I haven't been around my computer lately! Thank you notes to reviewers are at the bottom!
Disclaimer: I am not J.K Rowling, I promise! If I were I would send my awesome reviewers chocolate and flowers!
Chapter 3
The Snoggability Factor
Remus Lupin was no novice at truth or dare. He scanned the room to choose who he would ask. Almost everyone had been involved in the game already, Harry and Ginny admitted their relationship, Ron had asked a question, and he himself had written a lovely love letter to Snape.
"Hermione!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Remus called to the door where Hermione appeared to be trying to blast away the time lock. "Truth or dare?"
"Umm… truth, I suppose." She gave up trying to blast away the door and sat down.
Remus thought for a moment and thought up something that would make her blush. "Who, in this room," pause for dramatic effect, "is the most snoggable?" at this point Remus flashed an evil grin that rivaled Harry's.
Hermione paled noticeably. She muttered a name under her breath.
"I didn't catch that, who is?"
"Fine! I said Remus Lupin was the most snoggable guy in the room!" Everyone looked at her; they were surprised she didn't say Ron. Ron looked like a puppy that had just been kicked.
"Huh?" Remus was at a loss for words. He definitely was having one of those instant ego boost moments, even if everyone else in the room thought what she said was weird.
"Well, you see, I couldn't say Ron, because that would be a lie! He's like my brother, and besides that didn't you see him with Lavender Brown? He was practically eating her face!"
"Do you think I'm hot?" Remus heard himself say. He really didn't mean to ask that question, but he couldn't help it. 'Crap,' he thought. 'Now she's gonna think I'm a pervy old man! I'm old enough to be her father!'
Hermione looked very flustered. Forgetting she was under veritaserum, she tried to lie. "N- Yes!" She didn't see that coming, as soon as she realized what she said she gasped and covered her mouth with her hand. This was not good.
Remus turned a delightful shade of tomato red. Everyone looked back and forth between the two of them. Harry was a little shocked, while Ron looked sadder than a little fat kid who was just told by a waiter that they were all out of chocolate cake. Ginny smirked; she gave Hermione a knowing look and started plotting out all of the ways she could play matchmaker.
To break the silence, they restarted the game.
"Ron, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"Hit on whoever comes into the room next…"
"That's not fair, Hermione! What if it's one of my brothers or someone that comes in?"
"If it's one of your brothers, you don't have to, anyone else that comes in you will have to hit on."
Harry looked kinda confused. "But Hermione, how can anyone get in when there is a time lock spell on the door?"
She explained, "Time lock spells were invented to keep a room locked so whoever or whatever is inside can't get out. They don't prevent any one from coming in to the room. I read about them last year for an extra credit Charms assignment."
"You read too much." Ron decided. "Ginny, truth or dare?"
"Truth! Do you honestly think I would ever pick a dare from you?!"
"Fine. Would you rather kiss Snape or jump off the astronomy tower?"
"Jump off of the astronomy tower, no doubt. Though Remus might prefer kissing Snape…"
"Actually, Ginny, I would take secret option number three: throw SNAPE off of the astronomy tower!"
Everyone erupted into peals of laughter.
Knowing already what Remus's answer would be, Ginny did not hesitate to ask Remus the question. "Truth or dare?"
Remus grinned, "Dare of course!"
"Well," Ginny's eyes glinted mischievously, "if you insist on choosing dare, give whoever you deem has the most snoggabilityness (a/n: I love making up words! Lol…) a nice little kiss…"
"I hate you Ginny Weasley."
"That's not very nice."
"Neither was locking me in a room and forcing me to play truth or dare!"
"Remus?"
"Yes?"
"Please shut up."
"Okay …"
Ginny looked up at Remus expectantly, along with the rest of the room.
"I still won't do the dare!" Remus said stubbornly.
Ginny thought for a moment and smiled sweetly, "If you don't do the dare, we could always give you a lovely makeover… I was thinking about a purple mohawk, yellow eyebrows, green…"
"FINE!" He stood up in a flash, walked up to Hermione and gave her a lingering kiss, which to his surprised was returned.
Ginny had a triumphant look on her face, and Ron was pouting about being single and how nobody loved him. Harry was the only one who noticed the door open, revealing a very bewildered looking man.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" shouted the confused dude who had opened the door to witness Remus Lupin and Hermione Granger making out.
They all turned to see…
CLIFFHANGER!!!
Mwahahahahaahahahahaha… all I am going to say, is that the next chapter is gonna be friggin' hilarious! Aren't I evil? I feel evil… being an evil author is fun, yay!
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