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Chapter 4

Confessions and Pick Up Lines…

They all turned to see an irate Severus Snape.

He yelled at them. "When I got the first five love letters during our years at Hogwarts, I thought it was too good to be true. "Remus Lupin is too smart and beautiful to notice me, this must be a joke!" I thought to my self. After this sixth love note I was overjoyed and decided to admit that I returned these feelings… HOW COULD YOU KISS HER!? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!" He yelled at Remus, and then something weird happened… Snape started to cry.

"Uh…" Remus was scared. Very scared.

Wordlessly Snape sat down in one of the chairs. Now he revealed he was carrying a small paper bag. He reached out and handed it to Remus. He shot a very betrayed look towards him and then gave Hermione a death glare.

Hermione squeaked and hid behind Remus. He hesitantly began to open the bag, afraid that it would blow up. He managed to get it opened and then poured it out gently onto the table.

Everyone looked at what had been inside the bag in amazement.

Out of it fell many things, the bag was apparently charmed so it was huge inside but still looked like a small bag on the outside.

There were red rose petals covering the table, it seemed that Snape was definitely a closet romantic.

'What have I gotten myself into?' Remus asked himself incredulously.

There was also a ginormous bar of chocolate from Honeydukes, a heart shaped box that said "Gourmet Belgium Chocolates", and many chocolate frogs. There was an abundance of M&M's also, which he must have bought at a muggle store.

He found a card hidden beneath the rose petals, and was shocked to see one of those silly love poems everyone hates. He began to read it softly so everyone could hear,

"The Thief of Hearts

Call in the hangman,
We've a criminal to lynch
Holler for the Sheriff,
He's always helped us in a pinch
Someone find two horses,
And we'll tear him right apart
What wrongs did he commit, you say?
"The bastard stole my heart."

Make him give it back
And maybe I'll forgive this time
Get his solemn promise he'll
Not re-commit this crime;
Have him brought before the crowd
To apologize to me.
And if he should refuse, by God,
I'll make him friggin' sorry.

Okay, now, I've got it back,
So you can let him leave
Give him one last lecture
On how wrong it is to thieve;
Watch him ride off on his horse
Across the dusty plains
Check my pocket for my heart -
Damn! He's stolen it again!
"

Everyone looked towards the corner where Snape sat, looking sad, and watching them read the card.

"Well," Harry said, "if there was a poem he would send it would be that one."

Slowly, they opened it to show a message written in green ink,

"Hahaha... got you good :P LOSER!!!"

Snape saw them open the card and bit his lip, suppressing very un-Snape-like giggles. They finished and heard maniacal laughter, Snape was laughing his face off.

They were definitely not expecting that to happen. After a moment, everyone else started to laugh. Remus still looked a little creeped out, though.

The laughter started to fade a little, and Snape started to try to leave. He had already shut the door though and was now locked in the room with them.

"Crap." Snape had a scowl on his face. "Which idiot had the genius idea of putting up a time lock spell?!"

"I'm the brilliant genius!" shouted Harry cheekily.

"I guess I'll have to stay in here with you dunderheads then. Dang, I needed to go and water my flowers…" Ginny smirked at him, and then remembered something.

She turned to Ron.

He turned whiter than a piece of chalk.

"Um, Professor? Can I tell you something?"

Snape turned around. "Fine then, Weasley. Spit it out."

"I actually meant in private…"

"Well, I'm sorry, but your going to have to say it in front of your friends."

Ron was scared.

"Okay then. I was just going to ask if I could have your number, I seemed to have lost mine."

Snape took a step back. "Maybe you should ask Ginny for your number. She IS your sister, and probably has it."

Ron put on a puppydog face, determined to freak out Snape as much as possible. "But I want YOUR number Professor! Can I even just get a fake number?"

Snape looked around the room trying to find an escape route.

"You must be the reason for global warming," Ron winked at him, "because you're hot."

"Um… Mister Weasley?"

"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!" He continued, gleefully watching Snape's reaction, "Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!"

Snape sat down, not able to stand. He sneezed. Cursed allergies!

"I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did." Ron winked at him again.

Hermione, Ginny, Remus, and Harry looked at each other. Ron was having way too much fun with this. They needed to stop this before he was sitting in Snape's lap, even though that would be kind of funny.

Ginny stepped forward, after giving Ron one of her signature 'looks'. She looked at Snape. "Do you want to play truth or dare with us?"

He nodded vigorously, willing to do anything to get away from Ron. He signed Hermione's paper and drank his share of veritaserum without asking anything.

"Okay, it was my turn to go." Remus looked straight at Snape, "Truth or dare, Severus?"

"Since when did I give you permission to call me by my first name?!"

"We are all calling each other by first names! It's much easier to say 'Harry' rather than 'Mister Potter' or say 'Hermione' instead of 'Miss Granger', don't you think?"

"Fine then, Remus and I choose dare."

Remus laughed, "Ah, ever the Slytherin! Well, at the next death eater meeting you go to, convince Voldemort and the other death eaters to gather around the campfire, make smores, tell stories, and sing 'Kumbaya'!

"WHAT?!"


Sooooo... yeah! There's your chapter four! Next chapter I'm probably going to have them all play truth or dare a little more and then have Snape be summoned to a death eater meeting, although my idea may change completely. I didn't write the poem, it can be found at www. romance love poems. com and the pick up lines come from here www. innocent english. com (copy and paste then delete the spaces).

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Joke of the Day
"There is two muffins sitting in an oven. One is blueberry and the other is banana-nut. But that isn't the point. The first muffin says to the second muffin,"Gee, it's kinda hot in here, isn't it?" The second muffin looks at the first muffin in amazement and yells, "OH MY GOSH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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