I don't own Avatar, or any of the jobs
I was at my school, and headed for my science class to see Sokka instead of my normal teacher!
"Alright kids this how not to use chemicals." said Sokka as he poured them in.
KABLAMMO!!
"Uh Sokka your fire, not dance fire, but flames and such." I said.
'AND THIS IS HOW TO PUT A FIRE THAT'S ON YOU OUT!!" shouted Sokka.
I stopped by the councilor's to see Iroh was there instead.
"Ah come in, yes what can I do for you today?" asked Iroh.
"Uh, my science teacher set himself on fire, and Iroh how did you replace the old councilor?" I asked.
"Well, my advice was pretty good and thanks to it I got this job." answered Iroh.
"Who else is here from the house that replaced my teachers?" I asked.
"Zuko's in fencing, Mai's in archery, Ty Lee gymnastics, Katara Swim coach, me, Aang spirit councilor, and Jet P.E." answered Iroh.
"Anyone else?" I asked.
"Oh and Suki's your new dance teacher." answered Iroh.
"I'm guessing Toph's conning cons, and Azula's a tactician." I added.
"Yes, and Ozai is the mafia's leader." said Iroh.
I fell after hearing that one, there was rumors going around that he was with the mafia, which was just confirmed true.
"Bye Iroh, I have to get Mai's class before she comes after me." I said.
"You can come in anytime, and don't worry about it I'll call her right now and tell her." replied Iroh.
I left off for archery knowing that I had to deal with the fact that T.V. characters are replacing my teachers right now.
"Grab one, and get to practicing." said Mai.
I picked up a throwing knife, aimed carefully, threw it at the target, and hit the bullseye on it without a problem each time.
"I thought I was the only one who can hit a bullseye." said Mai.
"It's easy if you have plenty of concentration, luckily all those years of video games are paying off." I said.
"Good, but remember don't lose your concentration and focus on the target." said Mai.
RIIIIINNNNGGGGG
"Cya at home Mai." I said.
I pretty much just skipped Gymnastics, P.E so I didn't have to get hurt, next up was fencing.
I knew what to do from all that anime I watched over the years that involved sword fighting, and such.
"Now fight me!" shouted Zuko.
I started parrying, thrusting, eachtime as best as I can.
"That was good, but not good enough, practice when you get home." said Zuko.
One look to my left, and I saw Zuko fangirls was glaring right at me, I don't even like the guy.
"Uh, I don't really like him like that, besides Mai would kill me." I said to the fangirls.
Right before they could attack me, I got up and ran away, Zuko decided to follow me to escape from the fangirls.
"Which class should we got too?!" asked Zuko.
"Mai's class!" I answered.
We ran as fast as a kid on a carbo loaded sugar rush to the archery class, finding out that these fangirls was Zutara fans...
"WHY DO THEY PAIR ME AND KATARA UP WHEN I LOVE MAI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" shouted Zuko.
"I HAVE NO IDEA DUDE, SO JUST KEEP RUNNING FOR THE CLASS ROOM!!" I shouted back.
Right when we got to the classroom Mai came opened up the door and let us in quickly before the Zutara fangirls grabbed us.
"What was that all about?" asked Mai dryly.
"Zutara fangirls!" I answered.
"What the he-" I bonked her on the head before se cussed.
"Dude this fanfic is rated K+ no swearing..." I said dryly.
"Sorry, didn't know, and whats a fanfic?" asked Mai.
"Uh, it's based on shows, books, and anime." I answered.
"Okay..." said Zuko simply.
"HELP!" screamed Katara running away from her fanboys.
"AHHHH!!"
Jet, Iroh, Sokka, and Aang had just then discovered their fangirls, while Toph, Mai, Azula, and Ty Lee discovered their fan boys.
"If we get out of this alive we quit!" said everyone in unison.
"I'd rather be home schooled now!" I said.
I began to enter deep thought and try to formulate a plan for escaping out of the schoo before the fans got inside the classroom.
"Quick out the windows!" I said.
Everyone jumped out of the window and head for my house, although I got dirty looks from the fans for even being nearby them all.
"Just be glad none of them liked yaoi, or yuri." I said.
They all shuddered at those words, even Azula did strangely enough, but it didn't last long.
"AANG LOVES MOMO!!" screamed Azula.
"SHUT THE (BLEEP!) UP AZULA!!" shouted Zuko.
"Iroh, got any wisdom for this moment?" I asked.
"Yes, sometimes people need to work out their difference's before they can get along." he answered.
"Thank you, and Toph is probably back out the house waiting for us." I said.
We kept running all the way to house, in our special fan escape disguises that was made special.
"Bout time you got here, and nice dress Sokka want to play with your dollies?" asked Toph.
"ARGH!!" shouted Sokka.
Everyone was laughing at the fact Sokka was in a pink dress with pink pumps on when he's a guy.
"Hey who's the ugly lady?" asked Jet.
"Sokka." I answered.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Not funny Jet." said Katara.
Suki hit Jet with one of her fans before we went inside to hide from the fangirls and fanboys that our out to get them.
"Well, who wants pizza?" I asked.
Everyone raised their hands as if to say me.
"Okay, and you guys want to watch TV, or play video games while we wait?" I asked.
"Sure, besides that Jak 3 game of yours looks pretty fun." answered Zuko.
"I'm up for watching them play video games." said Mai.
"Alright you'll each take turns, I'll go first since it's your first time playing video games." I said.
I plugged in my PS2, and began playing Kingdom Hearts II, although I had to start a new game.
"So you start off in a prologue as Sora's nobody Roxas?" asked Aang.
"Yeah, the right after the three days you go back to playing as Sora, who is now 15 in the game." I answered.
Ding dong!
"Pizza's here, Aang you go ahead and try Kingdom Hearts II out." I said.
Right after paying for the pizza, I went back to see Aang was in the zone, he was already on the Nobody verison of the huge heartless.
"Go Aang!" I shouted.
"Yeah, Aang rocks at Kingdom Hearts!" added Katara.
Toph walked over to me, and looked like she had seen a ghost, which is possible since they do exist after all.
"What's up with you?" I asked.
"I'm really bored right now, and I don't think it's a good idea to let me play video games since I can't see the controller." answered Toph.
"Well it could be worse." I muttered.
"True that, you actually understand what I'm going through, and we both get along pretty well." said Toph.
"Yeah, looks like they quit playing for now, let's get in there before they eat all the food like hungry hippos." I said.
Just then hungry hippos passed us, and we both looked at them as if it was getting creepy a lot more creepy.
"Let's just say that never happened." I said.
"Agreed." she replied.
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Please review, and no there will be no yaoi, or yuri, or lemon since I hate those things, and sorry for the length folks
