Hey! so sorry I have not updated in such a long time! I changed my e-mail address

its now Aqua Spirit23@aol.com if you want to be apart of thid please e-mail me

all youre infomation. You will eaither be places as men,elves,dwarves or hobbits.

Well enjoy the fic!

Chapter five: A walk threw the woods. Yeah right!

Disclaimer: Do not own LOTR, wish I did thought

then Legolas and Haldir would be mine!!!!

Legolas&Haldir: *moves away from CG*

anyways, on with the fic!

*********************************************************

The Trip started out ok, I mean when you are held presinor by a guy

who think he's an elf with pointy ears im sure everthing is alright. Shadow

looked at him and hid. I dont blame him, I dont like the guy much either.

"We will be resting here for a while, your very slow for a mortal,you know

that?" *looks at him* Excuse me? just who the hell does he think he's talking

to!" Well soooory! I'll run next to you, how's that!" I said giving him my

meanest glare." Then I siggest you hurry up. because we dont have all day."

I was smart and kept my mouth shut. I could have rambled on and on

about how aragent he really was, but I knew he would not of listened to a

single word I would say. It started to grow dark out, and everyone stopped.

" Whats going on?" I asked the aragent one known as haldie...oops,I ment to

say 'Haldir' without the 'e' at the end. I grined. If he can make my life

hell by not being nice to me, then I will just have to return the 'favor'

by doing the one thing that would shurly send him to the asylem.Singing.

We all climed trees to spend the night, one of the 'elves' carried

shadow up. Who was whinning the entire time might I add. Poor puppy.

I sat down and waited untill shadow was brought to me, he was happy to see

me I can tell, the wagging of the tail,the ears going back, the happy barking

everthing he did in the past two minutes ment he was happy to see me. I took

him into my arms and starting singing a really anoying song." I know a song

that gets on everybody's nurves,on everybody's nurves,on everybody's nurves,

I know a song that gets on everybody's nurves and this is how it goes! This

is the song that dosn't end, it just goes on and on my friends, some people

started singing it not knowing what it was, and the'll continueing singing it

forever just because..."

About a half hour later, haldie-opps, I ment Haldir came up to me and

ever so polietly said." WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT HORRABLE RACKET!! SOME OF

US ARE TRYING TO KEEP WATCH!!" Ok, so it wasn't ever so nicly of him to say

that. Just wait till I tell Galadriel about this. MWHAHAHAHA!!!! !'ll have his

royal ass in trouble for sure! I watched as shadow went over to haldir's bow,

wondering what he was doing I called over to him, he just looked at me and I

almost saw a glint in he eyes. Just then he lifted up his leg and begain to

urinate on his bow. I nearly died of laughter,the poor fool didn't even know

what I was laughing about untill he picked up his bow and felt it wet."You

little monster..." He stalked twords my puppy, who was now quitely chewing on

one of his arrows that was in his now spilled quiver. I got up to defend my dog.

"Ok! thats enough!" I stood up and took shadow into my arms to defend

him. Haldir was not to happy about what he did." That....That monster! Keep

him away form my things!" He siad pointing to his now chewed up arrow. I could

tell that this was going to be one loooooooong journey. I decided to keep shadow

with me that night to avoide any more encounters with that aragent pointed-ear

blond haired, ainchent old, grump. He was not to pleased about the idea but stayed

with me none the less. I think he's starting to teeth because he's been chewing

everthing form arrows to....the whole tree for that matter. I slightly felt

bad for the elves. Once I've met with Galadriel, everthing will be explained.

Why I was broght there, and for what reason, would all soon be revealed to me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CG: Well? what did ya'll think?

Haldir: Why did you have that Dog pee on my bow?

CG: Because I needed somehting funny to happen to you. besides anoying you.

Haldir: And whats with the 'Haldie'? Its haldir H-A-L-D-I-R! HALDIR!!!!

CG: What ever you say....haldie....

Haldir: I heard that....

Sunny: *Snickers*

Haldir: Shut up you.....

Shadow: *pees on his boots*

Haldir: "................." -_-

CG: anyways, Read and review!!!