Changes in Life: Chapter 7.

CG: I'm backkkkkkk yet again with chapter 7!

Haldir: Ohhh the poor world!!! spare it!!!

CG: -- Haldir....do you want to get peed on next?

Haldir: 0.0! NO!!!!!!!!!!!runs away

Okami: AAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO,ARRROOOOOO,AROOOOOOOO!!!!! (Run haldie run!!!!!!!) chases

CG: Thank you to the following: Elvinscarf: I'm glad you thought that was funny. Mia: Thanks! I thought it would of been cute to have haidlr get beaten up by a pup. AliaSagasthrowne: thanks for the idea about Okami! I was so pleased to play his part in the 'quest to ruin a good pare of pants' and your right, Bite me does have a whole new meaning . Sorry I did not do this in other chapters bit I will do this more often now ok? thanks!!

Sunny: Wait! what about the voting? about the lemon chapter? nobody voted yet.

Haldir: OH MY VALAR!?! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

CG: True! please tell me, I might write it if you really want it

Shadow: Cocks head to side

CG: Well anyways, on with the chapter!!

As I- ER, as WE were walking to go see the lady, I suddenly looked up the tree and saw...no way...how did Legolas of Mirkwood get here before me? wasn't he supposed to be with gandalf,the hobbits, the ranger and boromie- I mean, boromir? Its worse that I have to stay here with haldir, but a prince? come on, this really cant get any worse then this. What if he's as mean as haldir? Nah. I dought that he is. I mean come on, this is legolas we are talking about. Strong, handsome,brave, and not even afraid of the dark! I'm sure he has manners. Right?

Well we started our fifty thousand steps to the royal dais where the lord and lady are. Shadow looked so cute trying to get up the steps, jumping like that. thats when a thought came to my head. " You know? you really need to get elevators here, it must be a pain in the butt to walk up all these stairs. Pain in the butt get it?" haldir then turned and gave me a dirty look. I just stook my tong out at him. Okami, right behind him, sniffed at shadow then grabbed him by the back of his neck and started to trot up the stairs.

I asked haldir if he would do that for me. He said he would rather push me down the stairs. So I smacked him." What was that for?" He asked. "For being your rude,aragent,mean,self. I mean, its not my fault that I am stuck here with you. I know you hate me...or dislike me so. but I really feel that we could get along if you stop acting like you do." I said knowingly that it would fly in one ear and out the other. Hey, a girls got a try,can't she? and besides. This IS the real haldir isn't it? is he even a real elf? or am I really just dreaming. Thats it. I'm going to pop the question!" Hey haldir?" I asked him calmly." What is it?" "If I touch your ears....will they fall off?"

Boy did he give me a weried look after I popped the question." What?" " I asked if I touch your ears, if they will fall off? are they real? or am I dreaming? Oh! I know!" I exclaim as everybody stares at me. " I'm dead arnt I? and this is heaven. and Celeborn is really god! and Galadriel is really his mother Mary!" If you thought I got a weird stare when I asked Haldir if his ears would fall off if I touched them, the other stares I got was priceless. I wonder what they would say if I asked them that?

I guess we are there, I mean. Ack!!! " MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!!!" I dumbly started to run around in circles as shadow started to bark and runs with me, as if we were playing a game at home. ahhhhh home, mom and dad, how I miss them. The light around me started to deminish, as Galadriel would call it. There stood the two most beautiful beings...besides me of corse. I stood and bowed low to them to show my respect for them. Celeborn spoke first." Welcome, to the galadrium Sun Dancer Sokel. I am Lord Celeborn, and this is My wife Galadriel, the lady of light." Ok...I just have to ask." Is the reason why the call you the lady of light because of the face that every time you two step dowm for the throws, a blinding white light comes before you do?" they both just stared at me. What is it with people stareing at me!

Galadriel spoke next. " I know why you have come to us Sundancer, thought im sorry to say, it will not be to join the fellowship on their quest to distroy the one ring." Damn...I was So hopping to go on the journey with them, I mean, comeon! its not everyday you find four hobbits, two men, one elf and a dwarf on a journey to cast a stupid piece of medel into a volcano. Just eat it or something! then that way, nobody can get to it without it have been passed through your whole digestive system. Last time I checked,stomic acid can distroy almost everything it touches. So have Sam or Merry eat it!

"So, if im not here to help out the fellowship, then what AM I here for?" I asked looking at them, Celeborn looked to Galadriel,who mearly stared back at me.' All will be reviled my child, all will be reviled.'My eyes widen again. Did she just talk through my mind again? man! what is it with people and mind reading? who does she think she is? yami Yugi form yu-gi- oh? (dont own)NOT! she is no really cute pharaoh, or a clever tomb robber named Bakura.(again, dont own)Shadow went up and started to sniff Celeborn, who just looked down at the dog and stared. Poor pup, had no idea what he was doing. Shadow started to chew on part of his robes, he gently took it out of his mouth and plucked him up. I on the other hand, was very suppressed.

Celeborn liking dogs? Quick! Call the news papers! get the press! the lord of Lorien likes dogs! I smiled to myself as I watched him holding shadow. I saw haldir staring at me,and I looked at him. Both of our eyes locked in that one brief moment in time, then." Sun Dancer?" Galadriel decided to speak up. "Sundancer, I shall see you in the morning, I shall tell you what I know then. You should get some sleep, im sure you want to go exploring in the morning as soon as our talk it over." looked at her and nodded. " Yes, that would be wonderful, thank you, both of you." I bowed yet again, and then I was dismissed. I ended up in a room close to haldir's talen, where I can call him if I needed anything. I decided to leave him alone tonight, I pulled down the covers to the comfy bed, and hopped right in. No sooner then I did, shadow was at my pillow fast asleep. He had a big day, and I did to. Tomorrow, allwill be clear to me, and my part in this story, will begin.

CG: Well? I hoped you really liked it, and that you will keep reviewing! I enjoy them!

Haldir: Yes, reviews are...good, as she puts them.

Sunny: Sundancer? I preferred to be called sunny. Right shadow!

Shadow: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz.........

Haldir: laughs The dog feel asleep!

CG: Hey...shadow is only a baby!!!

Okami: bites haldir in the butt again

Haldir: 00......AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Okami: snickers

CG: Well, R/R!!!!!!!!!