"Iris?" You called to the room at large, "Who wrote 'Iris'?". When no one stood up, you started to feel a little self conscious, 'Maybe, they don't want to go in the closet with me…' You though, visibly disheartened. "Oh, right!" Kaiya almost shouted, "He's already in the closet, I almost forgot, cause he's been in there for a while now." She had been talking with Sasori and had only realized what was going on when it got really quiet. "Huh?" You said out loud, while you were walking to the closet. 'Why would he already be in here? What the hell is going on?' You thought. Once you got into the closet and closed the door behind you, you turned around and tried to step forward without hitting anything, only to find….you couldn't move at all. "What the hell? Who's in here and why can't I move?" The guy, whoever he was, laughed and you felt your arm move. It pointed straight out in front of you with the palm facing out. 'I have a pretty good idea of who wrote 'Iris' on the piece of paper I pulled…' You thought sullenly, 'Yep, I was right.' You concluded when you involuntarily took a step forwards and your hand met with another that was in the same position. "Shikamaru?" Shika laughed again, "You figured that out faster than I thought you would, maybe you aren't so troublesome after all." "Why were you already in here? You couldn't have known that it was your paper that was going to be pulled first." You felt free will return to your body which signaled that he had released the jutsu. You had always thought well of the genius and wanted to know just how he had figured out that his would be the first turn. "Your right, I didn't, I was just in here sleeping. I assumed that when the game actually started they would either use another closet or room, or wake me up." He stated as though it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Oh" You said, it wasn't very impressive but it was all that you could manage at the moment. Your impression of the genius had just gone down to less than half of what it had been ten seconds ago. "But now that I'm awake, might as well play the game right." You just looked at him, you were having trouble processing what he had just said. 'What?' You felt the will leave your body again, and realized what was happening when you felt yourself take a step forward. You couldn't speak, every time you tried only stutters and fragments came out. Only once you were pressed against Shika could you articulate anything, "Why?" "Hm? I thought you were smarter than that, troublesome woman. You picked my paper right?" "Yea." "And this is seven minutes in heaven right?" "Yea." "Then why are you asking stupid questions?" "Because this is so out of character for you….aren't you tired? Aren't I too troublesome?" He sighed, "Again, with the stupid questions. No, I am not tired because I just slept for 2 hours, and no, you are not overly troublesome." "Then why?" The jutsu ended again, "If you don't like me, just say so, we don't have to play. Its your choice." 'What? Is he worried that I don't like him?' "Then…if it's my choice…" You trailed off on the thought. "Hm…!?!" Shikamaru was actually surprised. You had quietly stepped over to him while he was getting ready to fall asleep again and had pressed your lips to his in one quick, fluid motion. "Then I choose to play." You finished your thought as you pulled away. "Good choice." Shika slipped his arms around your waist and pulled you down onto his lap. You shifted so you were sitting between his legs and hurriedly connected your lips again. You stayed like that for a while then you felt Shikamaru's tongue run across your bottom lip, you opened your mouth giving him permission to explore the warm wet space. You moaned into his mouth and he smiled into the kiss. You got worried because that usually meant he had an idea, and sure enough you felt his hands move between you. He made a couple of hand seals you faintly recognized. When you felt his hands wrap around you again, you were kind of confused, but quickly forgot your confusion when you felt something grab your left breast through your shirt. You moaned so loud you were sure people outside the closet could hear, apparently that was the reaction that Shikamaru wanted because he smiled again and you felt a hand on your butt too. 'Wait…' Your brain started to function normally for a minute, 'If there's a hand on my ass, my breast, one in my hair, and one on my back…WTF? Oh wait, that's what the hand signs were about.' "Yea, I'm using another jutsu, but by the sound of it you don't mind." he said teasingly. You decided that you really didn't want to hear him talk right now, so you pressed your lips together again, and continued into your major make-out session. His hands, all four of them, were roaming all around your body rubbing and pinching and everything else that made you gasp, moan, and groan. You were doing the same thing to him, but with two hands. You ran your hands over his stomach and shivered when you realized how ripped he was. He had the nicest six-pack that you had ever felt….or seen for that matter. You both went to take each others shirts off at the same time, and it worked marvelously. Everything was going great until Naruto came crashing in screaming, "TIMES UP!!! GET UP….wow." 'Wow is right Narutard. Now close that door so I can get my stuff back on.' But as fate would have it, Shika decided that you looked fine the way you were and stood up bringing you with him, and started to walk out of the closet. The whole room went silent when they saw you both, with your shirts off. Everyone, boys and girls, had major nosebleeds, making both of you smirk. The only ones who weren't passes out were Kaiya and Sasori, who were so wrapped up in each other they didn't really notice anything. "I am kind of tired now, these people are troublesome. Shall we go back to my house?" Shika said, while placing one hand on your lower back and scratching the back of his head with the other. "That sounds like a good plan." You replied and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before poof-ing out of the room.