Not quite the Ying-Yang
Lady Nefertiti
Last time: "Good god! I give up! The both of you argue like an old married couple." Inuyasha said raising his hands in the air but he was being ignored by Sesshomaru and Kagome.
Chapter 2: Married? Or Not?
There were some people in this group who were appalled by Inuyasha's statement, then some who smirked and then some who needed some sort of explanation. Someone needed to break it up and soon. Kagome was standing near Sesshomaru yet she was not close enough to touch him, let alone realize their close proximity. Either she was brave or very foolish since no female dared venture this close to an aristocratic assassin and live to tell the tale.
"I don't think that Sesshomaru and I should be married!" Kagome huffed at Inuyasha. "He's so not my type. After all, I don't want a white-haired, cold-hearted husband whose eyes turn red when he's pissed off and tries to kill me! Or kill you for that matter Inuyasha? Someone I care about!"
"Are you telling this Sesshomaru that you prefer that hanyou over me?" he asked her. He didn't know why he was engaging in witty banter with this Miko but it was fun. Ever since he had joined this rag-tag tachi group, sometimes it seemed to just be chaos and Naraku well Kagura attacks seemed more frequent which was fine by him, as long as Rin was not here and back safe at the palace.
'And what of our miko mate?! You argue with her like you've been mated for generations!' his beast said. Sesshomaru sighed as he looked at the miko. His beast would never give up on his constant prodding that the Miko was his 'their' mate. It was annoying really.
"Are you planning on two-timing like Inuyasha, Kagome-sama?" Miroku asked her gasping. Oh honestly Miroku, with all the comments and actions you portray why aren't you an editor of some gossip column or something along those lines? Hmm...on second thought even the girls of playboy would run away from you,
"This Sesshomaru's hair is silver by the way, and what is this 'marriage' you speak of?" he asked her.
"Something you and I will never be!" Kagome said.
'Were we just dissed by our mate?' Sesshomaru's beast pondered.
'Could be.' his conscious said.
"You're not REALLY thinking about mating this half-breed are you? He is beneath you. You Miko, deserve an intelligent and perhaps a powerful male not some weak hanyou who swings an heirloom sword like a child." Sesshomaru said wisely.
"What are you saying? That you and I should get together since you are 'all powerful?' Kagome said. "not going to happen buddy and don't think that this peace treaty us groups made makes it better! It doesn't matter what little Rin said. Sometimes you just cross the damn lines!" Kagome said, eyes flashing with anger making Inuyasha cringe in fear. An angry Kagome was a dangerous Kagome. Enough said. He didn't want to get into the middle of this lover's tiff.
"Well whatever you two! I want to know what Sesshomaru said to Kagome!" Inuyasha said. Sango nodded and was equally interested. True that Sesshomaru had joined their group, and this time it wasn't because that human child Rin asked or told him to.
"Fine! I'll tell you and just to let you know that Sesshomaru isn't some two-timing pervert!"
"Why thank you Kagome. Does this mean you're warming up to this Sesshomaru? " Sesshomaru asked her. Kagome's eye twitched. Both brother's were ever so insufferable!
"No. We're still very cold." She said. Yeesh Kagome, Sesshomaru must have said something really bad had you been this embarrassed and angry about it. Or maybe it was Inuyasha overhearing and you and Sesshomaru were 'just getting started' lol…..but then how come you minded SO much about it?Minded that someone had overheard the both of you talking to one another. Is it because you knew it was the truth and didn't want to think about it? Or were you angry that Inuyasha had been snooping on you because he didn't trust you with his older half brother because he was afraid you'd elope with him? Not a bad idea, damn….which female wouldn't want to elope with him? Lol….and HA! Inuyasha knows it's the truth too! That his brother has the whole 'package' and he is nothing compared to him.
"Kagome-sama do tell…." Miroku said. He'd never seen her so flustered before. Kagome was never this mad before and her acting as such was out of her usual character. She was usually a happy-go-lucky person who even made friends with the likes of Sesshomaru but now she was basically yelling, chewing and bitching everyone out. She did look rather appealing when she was flushed out like….
(BONK!)
And alas there was a swirly-eyed monk on the ground. Sango knew what that monk was thinking. Would he never grow up and learn?! It was such a nice day out and their tachi had to spend it out in a confrontation of sorts. Sango fanned herself and looked at the inu brothers and Kagome standing between the two. Surely they weren't going to kill each other now were they? She didn't feel like stepping in. 'Kagome, surely you know better….' Sango thought.
"I never took you for the fact that you'd ever love murderer's wench!" Inuyasha said.
"Don't call her a wench, hanyou." Sesshomaru said. This half-brother of his would never grow up and learn to respect the female kind! His so-called-mate Kikyo was weird and even Sesshomaru stayed away from her..(ahem ahem….he just didn't want to accidently kill her)
"Ah-ha! You're protecting her!? What are you two up to?" Inuyasha said raising his fist victoriously. "Surely you don't love her?!" he said.
"Sesshomaru isn't a murderer! He...err...uhm...he makes...he upholds the law by getting rid of bad demons... yeah!" Kagome said.
uh-huh...sure...
"This Sesshomaru loves no one." He said. Kagome blinked at him, well the both of them and sighed deeply. Baka's….
Miroku jumped up suddenly, rather randomly and said, "Did I miss anything juicy?"
'...'
"I'm surprised you don't care for me or my well being Sesshomaru." Kagome said. Everyone turned and looked at Kagome then, surprised about her blunt and sudden statement. She suddenly went calm and serious like. "It was you, after all, who asked me whether I was going to have a baby or a pup?"
There was dead silence amongst the group as everyone looked at one another and no one wanted to make eye contact with Kagome.
"SESSHOMARU WTF? I DIDN'T HEAR THAT PART!" Inuyasha yelled at his half-brother.
Miroku fainted again….
Sesshomaru sighed deeply…
Kikyo looked scandalized that Kagome dare call herself a Miko….
Shippo held back confusion since he didn't know what was going on and that was odd considering he was old, in demon years that is…..
Sango well….Sango held back giggles. She had a feeling she knew what Kags was up to…excellent facial expression by the way, just like Sesshomaru's.
'Wait. when did we make mate 'preggers?' who was it? Was it somone else? I'll rip his damn throat and living heart out!' Sesshomaru's beast said angrily.
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