Not quite the Ying-Yang

Lady Nefertiti

Last time: No. Demons didn't have friends like that. Hmm…Maybe she should just ignore him and keep her distance from him now on! Yeah!


Chapter 4: Harmonious?

Kagome had never stuttered on her words before. She looked at Sesshomaru but he said nothing to her. Oh the infuriating demon! What was his deal anyway? She just never got him and when she did he was just so annoying! He said something then does something else! GAH!

"Why are you looking at me like that?!" Kagome said.

"This Sesshomaru was wondering whether he was worthy of being your mate." He said smirking at a red-faced Kagome. Was he for real? Was this a dream? Did she hit her head on something? really hard?!

"Oi! I do believe that I should have a say in this!" Inuyasha said. Really why was his brother being so…so…teasing Kagome like that?

"Really?" Sango said looking thoughtful for a minute. Why should Inuyasha have a say whether Kagome should or rather want to mate with Sesshomaru. She should just jump at the chance. Sure he was a demon yes, but he was a good looking demon and Sango could never kill him with her boomerang. That is if she even had a chance which would end up her dead, Miroku infuriated, Kagome sad and then Kagome would never mate with Sesshomaru! Really the both of them were quite annoying.

"Great! So this means that Sesshomaru is now my new papa!" Shippo said happily.

'…' Not even. The both were still very cold and Kagome wasn't being very helpful at the moment. She didn't like Sesshomaru! Why?

"How nice! You can't keep your eyes off of him!" Miroku said.

"That's because she's wary that he might kill her when her back is turned!" Kikyo said.

"No one asked you to interfere!" Kagome, Miroku and Sango said together. Really who was she to give tips on whether it was okay or not and him killing her while her back was turned? Really, only a low-class demon with no real power would stoop to such a level.

"Why don't you like this Sesshomaru?" he asked her.

"I…because…you…well its just…." Kagome stumbled on her words. Why did she not like him?

"Ah, so its love then!" Miroku said happily. Everyone turned to stare at him. Why was everyone just deciding for her? She, Kagome could not live or rather spend her life with someone who wanted to or was trying to kill her!

"Don't you hate humans? And I'm a human miko. I could try and purify you in your sleep you know." Kagome said.

"But you will not." Sesshomaru said in a self-assured voice. Kagome bit her lip. Yeah he was right. She would never try and kill him. She always tried to protect Inuyasha by trying to kill him but she could never do it on her own and it wasn't just because he was so so…perfect looking but it was something maybe his voice?

'Is that all you have for him?' her conscious said shaking its head. How about cold, mysterious, sexy? And all yours… shall I go on? 'And wouldn't you rather 'sink your paws' so to speak into him rather than some stuck-up demoness who wanted a title, his power and expensive kimonos?'

Okay so maybe she was warming up the idea of him. It wasn't such a bad thought come to think of it and even her friends were supporting her. Of course Inuyasha would complain about it! Even though he was mated! He was trying to protect a friend, it was a blow to his ego and lose her to his cold-hearted older half-brother? Heck he'd rather lose her to Kouga or that Hobo guy from the future!

"Can I come with you when you go with Sesshomaru? Kagome-mama?" Shippo asked her cutely.

"umm…sure Shippo I guess." Kagome said without really thinking. Sesshomaru smirked. Miroku got this lecherous look on his face, Kikyo looked disgusted and was trying to hold her Inuyasha back from jumping at the chance at his brother and trying to kill him. She was saying that he could always go and visit them.

"We'll come and visit as much as possible! Miroku and I will be living at Kaede's village together!" Sango said. Miroku got this serious look on his face and held her hand, yes her hand this time.

"Does this mean you'll marry me and bear my children? 5, even 10?" he asked her, gasping at the thought. Sango nodded and blushed and then looked away. He looked shocked and then fainted….yes fainted at the thought. Sango sighed and shook him. Kagome smiled softly. Looks like everything was coming together finally. And now everyone would be happy, married and/or mated.

"So about us…." Kagome said turning around to face Sesshomaru.

"There is an 'us' now Ka-go-me?" he said.

"Don't tease me!" she said huffing. The both weren't aware that they had a very large audience right now and they were watching this with avid interest. Hopefully they wouldn't botch things up, but arguing was healthy in a relationship right?

"This Sesshomaru would like you as his mate." He said seriously.

'…'

"REALLY?!" Kagome said shrieking with happiness. "Do you have any idea how long I've wished for you to say that you cared about me, let alone ask me that?!" and Kagome basically jumped on him hugging him.

"Really?!" Sango said jumping up, completely and utterly shocked as well. Oww ears….

"No way!" Inuyasha said and was about to yank his heirloom sword out when….

(CLANG!) and his head was met by Miroku's staff.

Tsk…Tsk Inuyasha….you deserved that. How can you stand between such happiness and love between two very different people?

"Well the two of you should be off now shouldn't you? You've got everyone's blessings!" Miroku said in a firm and serious voice and then gave a happy little wave.

"#$$#^%^#$%$%!" a voice came from a crater.

Sesshomaru took her arm and both were about to walk off when Kagome said, "Sesshomaru I just wanted to say, I'll purify your ass if you have an affair or something behind my back." Kagome said in a sweet voice and kissed his cheek.

"This Sesshomaru wouldn't dream of it. But I do look forward to your words from before." He said, earning a smack from Kagome. Unknown that Sango had hearts in her eyes, Miroku had a lecherous look on his face, Inuyasha was on the ground, hit my Miroku's staff.

"What is this term 'affair' my mate?" Sesshomaru asked her.

"Oh Sesshomaru, I've got ages to teach you everything I know…." Kagome said laughing.


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