A/N: Hey everyone, its me and I just wanted to say I didn't get a lot of reviews and so im making this chapter a freebie. I need reviews to show me if Im entertaining or just wasting my time so if you like the story, review. Anyway, the reason why this is marked as humor also is because of the two idiot whitecoats at the end of the last chapter. In most of my stories there is usually a giant fight scene just because im a soldier so be prepared they come out of nowhere. Man talk about a long chapter, 2500 words and 6 pages, that's my all time best.

Chapter 2

Travis POV

Ding Dong Ding Dong

God I hate doorbells. Especially at three thirty in the morning on school days. I got out of bed and walked to the door. I got to the door and opened it and there was Max, in a sexy lingerie one piece. I'll tell you if my mouth could hit the floor, it did.

"Max, what are you doing here?" I started stepping backwards, until I tripped over the couch and fell backwards onto it.

"Oh, Im just here to tell you that I know who you are and I really find it sexy." She fell on top of me and stared right down at me.

"You do?"I gulped loudly, not knowing if this should be good or bad.

"Yeah, and there is just one thing I need you to do." She looked at me intently.

"What?" I gulped again louder this time.

"I need you to.." and then in my sister's voice, "WAKE UP!!!" I jolted awake and looked at the doorway to see my sister giggling to herself. "Wow, who's Max and why do you have a pop-tent for him." She full out burst into laughter as she walked out of my room. I picked up my alarm clock and threw it out the door at her. It's funny, I thought I saw wings on Max. Whatever.

I got up and walked over to my dresser, grabbing all the clothes I would need for the day. I walked out of my room and picked up my alarm clock and threw it back into my room. As I was walking down the remainder of the hall to the bathroom I saw a syringe on the floor. I picked it up and studied it for a second before I just threw it in the trash. It was probably one of Sarah's druggy friend's.

I quickly took my shower and got dressed. I walked into the kitchen and found some toast and a glass of milk on the counter for me. I yelled through the house for Sarah but didn't get a response. Hmm, she must have left early. I walked out the door and started to reflect on yesterday.

Max had told me that her and her family had just moved here from Arizona. Apparently she's been moving around for a while and she just wanted to stick around for a while. You know, I just met her but I seriously am crushing on her. God, why is life so weird. Like being an escaped mutant is normal. Well whatever, another day, another problem.

Max POV

I got up early not wanting to be late for school. I walked over to my closet and grabbed my clothes while humming the new song from the new Senses Fail album. I walked out of my after getting dressed and found Fang waiting in the hall for me. "Hey Fang, watcha up to?" I asked him while walking down the hall to the bathroom.

"Oh, nothing. I just found this on the floor in the bathroom." He held up a syringe with the remains of some white chemical in it. "I know our lives are stressful, but you don't have to do drugs to help alleviate the pain or whatever."

I stared at him for a minute too dumbfounded to speak, until I found my head, "You think Im on drugs? What are you, mental or something!?" I yelled at him.

"Actually, from the smell of this shit, Im thinking hormones of some sort." He said it as if he was serious.

"Why would I be taking hormones, Fang?" he just stared at me, as if I had asked if I needed oxygen to breathe.

"Maybe, you want to get stronger when were fighting erasers or flyboys." He shrugged. I didn't want to deal with this in the morning so I walked past him and into the bathroom. I took my shower quickly and walked into the kitchen to find the flock all clean and ready to go.

"Max, can we go now please? I don't want to be late to school." Angel asked, well, angelically.

I smiled at her, "Yeah, lets head to school." I didn't want to take the bus, it was too loud so I let the rest of them take it and I flew. I got there quickly and landed behind the school so no one would see. I started walking around the corner and crashed into someone.

"We gotta stop meeting like this. " I looked up and there was Travis offering his hand, just like yesterday.

"Yeah, well I think you're the one who is stalking me." I said laughing. He grabbed my backpack off the ground where I had dropped it and gave it to me.

"Well, if I was, I wouldn't be running into you like this, would I?" He laughed.

"No, I guess you'd run into my back." He stopped laughing for a sec. Score one for the great Maximum Ride.

He looked down and whispered, "Maybe, I like your face." I don't think that was meant for me to hear, but I did because of my ultra-sharp senses. I let it slide, not wanting to make this awkward. "Anyway, looks like the bells about to ring so lets head to our first period. Ms. Higs is a real tardy freak." He said before starting to walk away. I followed him to our first class and we started our day.

Bob the Whitecoat POV

I walked into the apartment that me and Dr. L were sharing so we could be closer to the experiments. Dr. L walked up to me, " Were you able to sneak into the experiment's homes and inject them with the pheromone?"

"Yes," I looked at my watch, "In exactly four days they will go into heat and seek eachother out. From there, they will mate, hopefully giving us the new experiment for us to work on." He smiled deviously.

"Good, now we must wait and make sure they get together. I'm thinking that you could steal her backpack and run away and then have him chase you and rough you up a bit." Oh god. I sighed knowing there was no way out of it. I grabbed my bag of clothes and grabbed the ski mask inside. I walked out of the apartment knowing this could only end badly.

Four hours later at the end of school.

I waited just outside the school for them when I saw a group of kids pass with Max and Travis in the back. I ran up and grabbed max's backpack and turned to run. Before I even took a step though, two of the boys from the group and Travis grabbed my shoulder and threw me to the ground.

The two boys started kicking me while Travis punched me. "Stop," hit "oh" kick "ow" scratch, oh c'mon scratching that's just mean. "Please, Im sorry, let me go." I screamed, and they stopped for a sec. I got up and hobbled away as fast as I could from them. I hobbled because I was sore all over. I walked all the way to the apartment and walked in.

"Whoa, what happened to you?" Dr. L asked. " You look like you just got jumped."

"Yeah, I did, by three very powerful experiments that didn't take too kindly to me trying to steal one of their backpacks." He laughed and shook his head.

"You really are an idiot. You should have waited till they were alone. God, anyone would have realized that." He laughed as he walked around the room.

"Sorry, sir, I should have thought of that in the first place." I said. And you know what else, you're a stupid, numb-nuts who can't even type. God!!

"Why, don't you go get cleaned up. I don't want you stinking when you do the next part of the plan." I will beat you with a cucumber, just wait and see.

"Yes, sir, right away." I walked off, thinking of which fruit would hurt the most to get hit by. I think a nice melon will do good.

Travis Pov

Max and were sitting at the park by my house alone, because her family wanted to go home. So, here we are, Max and me, alone. We were talking about nothing really, which was fine by me, because I really just enjoyed her company. " So, who do you think would win in a fight, Godzilla or the Cloverfield Monster?" I asked her.

"Well, if the Cloverfield monster sent those pod creatures that are on its back after Godzilla, he would be too distracted to see the attacks that were coming his way. So, I've gotta say the Cloverfield monster." I laughed and so did she.

"Ok, who do you think would win in a fight, me or you?" She burst out laughing while holding her side. I just stared at her, "What?"

"Seriously, I would whoop you. Even if I was blind and could only use my legs."I laughed too.

"Well, I think I would win, just because, Im awesome." She stopped laughing and looked at me seriously.

"You wanna go?" I could tell she was serious and so I took her seriously. Man she is my type of girl, funny, smart and tough to boot. Yeah, she is awesome.

"Fine, bring it on." I took off my shoes and my jacket and threw them onto the park bench while she did the same and put up her hair.

We squared up and I pounced on her, not too rough of course, and pinned her to the ground. She flipped us over in one movement and got me in a headlock. I quickly shook her off and fell in the process, somehow she landed on top of me and we just laid like that for a second. Just staring into eachother's eyes.

Then the most cheesiest thing happened. That song from the lion king, ya know 'do you feel the love tonight' started playing and all we could do was laugh. But it fit, you know, I really am falling for her and I think she feels the same way. I leaned up and she leaned down until our mouths met, and I'll tell you nothing has ever felt more right than that kiss right there.

We finally pulled apart after a couple of minutes and just looked at eachother. She sat up and I followed, " It's getting kinda late, I should get going." Max said looking kind of ashamed. She stood up and started walking away but I caught her wrist.

" I'm sorry. If that was too weird for you, I won't try anything funny like that again." She just smiled and chuckled.

"Like you could force me to kiss you like that." She giggled, "I'll call you later. " and with that she walked away. I just stood there for a couple of minutes before it sunk in. I jumped in the air and unfurled my wings, "Yeah, she likes me, oh yeah. She is all abou…" I turned around and found a little four year old that lives in my neighborhood sitting on a tricycle with his mouth hanging open, his eyes open all the way. "Hey Tommy, uuh.. Im gonna go home now. Don't stay out to late, okay." I chuckled awkwardly and walked away.

Max Pov

Oh my god. He kissed me, and I kissed him back. Does that mean we're going out? All these thoughts and more were rushing through my head as I walked into our apartment. I walked to the closet and hung up my jacket. I turned around and walked right into Fang. "Hey, what's up?" I asked while walking around him to get some leftovers from the fridge.

"Oh, nothing. I found out that stuff in the syringe was actually some kind of super-pheromone. I don't think you were injecting yourself with it. But if it remains in your system, you only have about three days until you go crazy." Great, just what I need.

"Great, three days?" I sat down and stared off thinking about what could happen, " Three days… until.. I go crazy..with hormones. It's like a bad porno or something. It has to be ITEX."

"Yeah. The good news is that I've been studying the pheromone and I think that I can reverse it if I just had the right substances." Fang said while typing something on his computer.

"Three days.. I'll have to stay away from Travis." Wow that actually might be hard. I stood up and walked out of the room, on my way out I looked over my shoulder and told Fang "Thanks, just do your best and we'll deal with the consequences."

Travis Pov

I walked into the room with a big goofy grin on my face and found Sarah sitting on the couch. She looked at me funny, "What's up with you, bro?" she asked.

"You know that girl Max that I walked home with today?" she nodded, "Well, we made out at the park and I think she might actually like me." Sarah froze up and pulled out a syringe from a small bag on the coffee table.

"Do you know what was in this syringe?"

"I figured it was one of your friends or something, so I just threw it away. Why?" I was truly perplexed as to the reason why she would bring this up.

"It's some kind of super-pheromone. You know as in, inject and go crazy with hormones or something along those lines." I plopped into the recliner next to Sarah.

"Super-pheromone, it has to be ITEX. But why?" I looked up at Sarah and she shrugged.

"Maybe they want to see if experiments can mate."

"But who would the one I'm supposed to mate with be?" I sat there thinking for a moment before it hit me. "Max. It has to be her, she's the only girl I've ever felt feelings for."

"Well, from my calculations you have three days until you go crazy. Knowing ITEX, they would probably try to feed this shit into Max's system as well. So you should probably try to warn her." I stood up and walked over to the fridge to get some food.

"You're right, I'll talk to her tomorrow about it. She probably won't believe me, but I need to try."

"In the mean time get as much sleep as you can, it'll help in the long run." I did as I was told and went to bed. I didn't have nightmares but I was really scared because what I dreamed about was Max and me, and a little crying baby with crimson wings with brown streaks.

Bob the whitecoat Pov

I walked into mine and Dr. L's apartment and sat the boom box down on the kitchen table. Dr. L walked out of the bedroom and sat down at the kitchen table. "Did it work?"

"Yes, I went to the park and waited for the best moment and then played that cheesy song, just like you asked me to." I said as I sat down carefully as to not hurt my bruised butt from the whooping I got today.

"Good, very good. Soon they will mate and that means they will have a baby. And that means that we will get promoted so we won't have to do the grunt work anymore." I'm the one who's been doing all the grunt work, not you.

"But, what are we gonna do if they find the anti- pheromone?" he laughed.

"Anti- pheromone? Like anyone could find a way to reverse the effects of the super-pheromone." He stopped laughing and turned to look at me. "There is no chance of that, right?"

I looked down, "Well… the ingredients would be darn near impossible to find. But there still is a chance."

"If that's the case then it is merely a matter of stopping them from getting the anti- pheromone." He laughed maniacally for a couple of seconds before going into a fit of violent coughs. Great, this is going to be the worst week ever.

I just wanted to give a shout-out to my only reviewers so far 'flywithme4ever' and 'irock329' you guys are awesome and as long as you two are reviewing this story will keep going. Anyway Im out.