Pit And Toon Link Gets A Job?
(I do not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl thank you)
Chapter 8: No Jobs Available?
After Pit and Toon Link got kicked out of the Mario Kart, they decided to go find the job somewhere else. Although, it was very hard for them to find one in order to get more money to buy the trophy. Then, they suddenly saw the shop where they made swords and any other weapons.
"Say, what about we check out this shop over there?" Pit asked.
"Where? The blacksmith shop?" said Toon Link. "Well, I guess it's worth of a shot then."
Once Pit and Toon Link entered the shop, they saw all kinds of different types of swords. They met the clerk at the counter and decided to talk to him about getting the job.
"Hi, welcome to the blacksmith shop, how can I help you today?" he asked.
"Hi there, sir, we're here to apply for a job," Toon Link answered.
"Oh, I'm sorry, we don't allow girls to work here."
"What?! But I'm not a girl!"
"I was talking about your friend over there, young man."
"Say what?! I'm not a girl!" Pit shouted.
"Then, why are you wearing a dress?"
"It's not a dress, it's a toga!"
"By the way, why don't you allow girls to work here anyway?" Toon Link asked.
"Well, we made ourselves a deal here. You see, girls are not allow to work here, and they don't have what it takes to make steel swords and stuff."
"Alright, we get it now! We're leaving, thank you very much!"
After the blacksmith wouldn't accept Pit and Toon Link for a job, they went somewhere else to find a new job. They headed to New Pork City to find one until they saw people doing the film for a movie. They saw people do the recording, looking up their scripts, and doing hair and make up on the actors and actresses. Pit thought that being a movie star was a good idea to make millions of money than any other jobs did. So it's time for him to step in and talk to the director for a while if he could let them be the part of the movie.
"Um, excuse me, sir?" Pit asked while the director received his attention. "Do you mind if we can be the part of the movie? You see, my friend and I were looking for a job."
"Oh sorry, boys, you're too late for that," said the director. "You see, we already have someone else to be the part of movie act, and it was two boys over there."
Pit and Toon Link looked at the two child stars, and they were none other than Lucas and Ness. They both memorized their lines and doing their act at the same time. They felt a very disappointed when the two Earthbound characters got the job for acting and they don't.
"Er, no problem and thanks anyway," said Toon Link, as he and Pit departed somewhere else to find the job.
One hour later, Pit and Toon Link were desperately looking for a job anywhere. They wouldn't dare just give up yet and continued searching for it. Few moments later, Pit spotted a place where they can actually get a job.
"Hey, what about over there?" the angel asked, as he and Toon Link saw the shop called "Fashion And Contour."
He and Toon Link began to moan. "Ugh!"
"Whoever dares go shopping in this store?" Toon Link asked. "I'd prefer shopping in video games stores thank you very much."
Pit immediately whacked him with his blade. "Toon Link, how could you ever think of video games by the time like this?"
"Well, my gut tells me that you're gay."
"Wha--No, I am not! Besides, girls like to shop clothes and other accessories while boys, like us, are too lazy and don't feel like shopping at all. You see, there's a difference between us and the girls is that we're all bunch of slobs here."
After Toon Link heard every word from Pit, he immediately whacked him with his sword. Neither of them said a word until later on.
"Ok, you know what?" said Pit. "Forget everything what I just said."
After they had a conversation, Pit and Toon Link entered the shop and found themselves some nice outfits that they couldn't afford. They looked around inside of the shop until Peach dropped by at the counter. So they immediately went to the counter and talked to her for a second.
"Welcome to Fashion And Contour, how can I help you?" Peach greeted to the customers.
"Uh yeah, we're looking for a job, are you the manager of this store?" Toon Link asked.
"Um, no, Zelda's the manager, and she's in the door right over there."
"Thanks."
After Peach showed Pit and Toon Link where Zelda was, they both entered the door and came to her office. Before they entered, they first knocked on the door. Then, Zelda opened the door and found herself an unexpected company.
"Oh my, customers, what can I do for you today?" Zelda asked.
"Hey Zelda, we're here to apply for a job," Pit answered.
Zelda immediately found herself an outrageous answer and became furious. "Are you boys nuts?! First of all, you're not girls; and second, we don't allow boys to work here!"
Toon Link stammered. "But wait, why is th--"
"Just get out!"
Pit stuttered. "But--"
"LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Pit and Toon Link immediately got toss out of the shop by Samus with her plasma whip. Before she went back to her shop, she wanted to give some advice for the boys.
"Say, boys, I couldn't help overhearing, but you guys said that you're looking for a job, right?" said Samus. "But I know where you can find a job."
Pit and Toon Link immediately got up on their feet after they heard every word from Samus. So they wanted to know where they can find the job, which it was best for them to work.
"Really? Where is it?" Pit asked.
"It's right at Smashville," Samus replied. "You know, where animal residents live peacefully, they also have a museum, town hall, shops for clothes and other stuff, and gateways as well. I'm pretty sure that they will accept you for employment, just like every boy and girl who were new in the city."
"Wow, gee, thanks for a tip, Samus," said Toon Link.
After Samus left the advice for the boys, she immediately went back to her shop. Pit and Toon Link started to go to Smashville, where the Animal Crossing characters lived there. So they immediately took the taxi and headed to Smashville. While they were riding on the taxi, they noticed that the weird-looking taxi driver has green skin and the yellow beak, who drove very happily. Then, he started to ask the boys some questions.
"Say, young lads, why do you want to go to Smashville anyway?" he asked.
"Oh, we're heading there because we're looking for a job," Toon Link replied.
"Oh, I see, well then, we'll be arriving in Smashville in no time, kiddos. If either of you guys need anything, let me know, and my name is Kapp'n. Remember that, alright?"
It's going to take a few hours for Kapp'n to drive Pit and Toon Link to Smashville. Who knows when two brawl characters will find a job in Smashville, will they ever succeed or not?
