I want…

D'jok and Micro-Ice are on their way to Akillian to see if Micro-Ice's mum will accept Mark's proposal. .

"Mum run!" Micro-Ice yelped as he and D'jok entered the Planet Akillian bar.

"Uh?" Mana-Ice turned to see D'jok barrelling his way toward her dragging her son behind him. "Micro-Ice? What's this about?"

"Will you go out with Mark?!" D'jok shouted, everyone turned to look.

"Shh!" Micro-Ice pleaded.

"Why would I go out with Mark?" Mana-Ice snorted.

"Because if you do we'll get a really cool toy in return!" D'jok explained.

"It's absolutely fine if you say no though mum" Micro-Ice assured.

"What's in it for me?" Mana-Ice raised an eyebrow.

"Well…" D'jok began.

"That's the thing you see nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Micro-Ice cut in.

"Shut up Micro-Ice!" D'jok shushed him. "What do you want Mana-Ice? Anything at all and we'll get it for you, that's how desperate we are!"

"No, I'm not that desperate" Micro-Ice said sullenly.

"Anything? Hmm, well I have been thinking of asking for a promotion…" Mana-Ice trailed off.

"Really a promotion? That's it?" D'jok grinned from ear to ear.

"Ah but there's a catch!" Mana-Ice declared. "My new boss is a weirdo you see so he'll only promote somebody if they get him a rare item that changes every week"

"What the hell!" Shouted D'jok. "Why does everybody want something!? Why can't people just be normal?"

"Hey shut up!" Mana-Ice demanded. "Anywho if you want your toy you're going to have to get him what he wants"

Micro-Ice and D'jok looked at her, she looked back at them. "What is it?" D'jok asked.

"How the hell would I know? You'd have to ask him" and with that Mana-Ice sashayed off.

"What does the new Planet Akillian boss look like? I've never seen him" Micro-Ice said.

"I guess it's that guy" D'jok said pointing at Mana-Ice.

Micro-Ice rolled his eyes. "No, I don't think so"

D'jok groaned. "This is hard!" he stomped his feet.

"Excuse me if you're not going to buy anything could you please step outside?"

D'jok and Micro-Ice turned to see a girl -that if she was in any other fanfic would be a love interest but this fanfic isn't about love so she isn't- staring at them.

"No" D'jok said.

"Excuse me?" The girl bobbed her head her nose wrinkled in annoyance.

"Go away we're trying to find the boss of this joint!" D'jok told her.

"If you don't leave now I'm going to have to call management" she warned.

"Oh shaddup!" Micro-Ice dismissed her.

"Ooh I'm so totally calling management!" The girl shouted and she rushed away.

D'jok and Micro-Ice continued being annoyed about the fact that the Planet Akillian boss was nowhere to be seen when suddenly they were tapped on the shoulder. "I hear you two are refusing to leave"

Micro-Ice and D'jok turned to see a massive man with long black hair and bushy beard. "Ye…yeah cuz we're…we're lookin' for…for…for…for the new boss" Micro-Ice whimpered.

"What!? Why didn't you say so!? Hannah you're fired!" The big man laughed. Hannah hung her head and left. "I'm the boss you see, the waitresses here suck you see" he laughed.

Micro-Ice gritted his teeth. "Ah yes about one of your waitresses…" D'jok began.

"What? What have they done this time? I'll fire them straight away if you want you see" the boss laughed.

"Umm no, nothin' like that…I…I say Mr?"

"Mr Boss of Planet Akillian Bar" the boss laughed.

"Ookay" D'jok exchanged a look with Micro-Ice. "Umm anywho one of your waitresses is kinda wanting a promotion…"

"Oh really" the boss frowned.

"Yeah and um, well we were just wonderin' me and Micro-Ice here" D'jok pulled Micro-Ice to him. "Wonderin' if you could give her it? It's Mana-Ice by the way"

"Mana-Ice…Micro-Ice, ooh hoo hoo hoo! You're Mana-Ice's son I presume?"

Micro-Ice nodded stiffly. "The Ice gave it away you see" the boss explained.

"Ah" D'jok agreed.

"Well you see I don't give away promotions away like candy you see, I'm interesting you see and in order to get a promotion from me, you must get me a rare item"

"Yeah my mum said something about that" Micro-Ice nodded.

"Yes well the rare item this time is…a shadow football!" The boss exclaimed.

"What!? No! I'm fed up of Sinedd getting into these fics!" Micro-Ice shouted.

"Sinedd will get into this fic and you will like it" growled the boss.

"Fine" Micro-Ice crossed his arms.

And with that Micro-Ice and D'jok set off to the Shadows Archipelago…

To be continued. SINEDD MUST BE IN EVERY FIC MUHAHAHAH (He's one of my faves…sorry if it starts to really piss you off tell me and I'll try to exclude him).