60 Ways to Make China Upset/Angry

1. Let Im Yongsoo into his house

2. Don't let Im Yongsoo out of the house

3. Talk to Yao in Japanese

4. Tell him that it's his fault Japan left

5. Destroy one of his vacation Chinatown's

6. If he asks why you're doing this, tell him Japan told you to

7. Tie Im Yongsoo to him

8. Don't let them go until Yao has officially lost it

9. Pants Yao every day, at the same time, even if he fights

10. Tell him that the Great Wall fails

11. Take all the pandas out of China

12. Burn his plushies

13. Let his fangirls loose on him

14. Write RussiaChina fics

15. Force him to read every single one of them

16. Tell him that his food is worse than Englands

17. Say that Chinese New Year is the stupidest holiday ever created

18. Next to balloon day

19. Make sure Francis makes a stop there for April Fools Day

20. Take pictures or video tape what happens

21. Sell it on Ebay

22. Rant on and on how Japanese is easier to learn

23. Or how Korea's better than him

24. If he denies this, hit him with a wooden spoon

25. Lock him in a room with Russia

26. If you hear shouting and screams, assume that Russias winning the fight

27. Let the Mongols attack, yet again

28. Say that the birds nest is for the mythical birds, not for the Olympics

29. Tell China he's an old fart who needs to stretch more

30. If he denies, say that he can't beat a ruler

31. In anything

32. Ask if Dynasty Warriors was his idea

33. Or if it actually happened

34. Bother him constantly about wanting to meet the Dynasty Warriors Characters

35. Ask him how old he is

36. When he says "4,000 years old" say that you thought England was old

37. Even though Englands over 700,000 years old

38. Ask him if he's married to that panda

39. Try to sing a Chinese song

40. Or just try to speak plain Chinese to him

41. Steal his Hello Panda snacks

42. Ask him if he loves Hello Kitty

43. Tell him that his love for Hello Kitty will never be

44. If he thinks you're crazy, start to hit him on the head with an empty bottle of water

45. Ask him why Lijiang is so sturdy

46. Ask him if he lived there

47. Keep on asking him if he's a girl

48. Don't believe him when he says no

49. Tell him that his paintings are fake

50. Tell him to draw with AquaDoodle or use Magic Sand

51. Slip some wasabi in his sauce

52. Ask him if he likes Kimichi

53. If he does, claim that he loves Korea and is just stubborn

54. Tell him that Disney World hates him

55. And every other cute thing

56. Say that Japan wanted to kill him every second of the day

57. Poke his scar

58. Ask if he ever got drunk before going to battle

59. Wonder why he's so skinny and every emperor was fat

60. Dye his clothes hot pink