60 Ways to Make China Upset/Angry
1. Let Im Yongsoo into his house
2. Don't let Im Yongsoo out of the house
3. Talk to Yao in Japanese
4. Tell him that it's his fault Japan left
5. Destroy one of his vacation Chinatown's
6. If he asks why you're doing this, tell him Japan told you to
7. Tie Im Yongsoo to him
8. Don't let them go until Yao has officially lost it
9. Pants Yao every day, at the same time, even if he fights
10. Tell him that the Great Wall fails
11. Take all the pandas out of China
12. Burn his plushies
13. Let his fangirls loose on him
14. Write RussiaChina fics
15. Force him to read every single one of them
16. Tell him that his food is worse than Englands
17. Say that Chinese New Year is the stupidest holiday ever created
18. Next to balloon day
19. Make sure Francis makes a stop there for April Fools Day
20. Take pictures or video tape what happens
21. Sell it on Ebay
22. Rant on and on how Japanese is easier to learn
23. Or how Korea's better than him
24. If he denies this, hit him with a wooden spoon
25. Lock him in a room with Russia
26. If you hear shouting and screams, assume that Russias winning the fight
27. Let the Mongols attack, yet again
28. Say that the birds nest is for the mythical birds, not for the Olympics
29. Tell China he's an old fart who needs to stretch more
30. If he denies, say that he can't beat a ruler
31. In anything
32. Ask if Dynasty Warriors was his idea
33. Or if it actually happened
34. Bother him constantly about wanting to meet the Dynasty Warriors Characters
35. Ask him how old he is
36. When he says "4,000 years old" say that you thought England was old
37. Even though Englands over 700,000 years old
38. Ask him if he's married to that panda
39. Try to sing a Chinese song
40. Or just try to speak plain Chinese to him
41. Steal his Hello Panda snacks
42. Ask him if he loves Hello Kitty
43. Tell him that his love for Hello Kitty will never be
44. If he thinks you're crazy, start to hit him on the head with an empty bottle of water
45. Ask him why Lijiang is so sturdy
46. Ask him if he lived there
47. Keep on asking him if he's a girl
48. Don't believe him when he says no
49. Tell him that his paintings are fake
50. Tell him to draw with AquaDoodle or use Magic Sand
51. Slip some wasabi in his sauce
52. Ask him if he likes Kimichi
53. If he does, claim that he loves Korea and is just stubborn
54. Tell him that Disney World hates him
55. And every other cute thing
56. Say that Japan wanted to kill him every second of the day
57. Poke his scar
58. Ask if he ever got drunk before going to battle
59. Wonder why he's so skinny and every emperor was fat
60. Dye his clothes hot pink
