60 Ways to Make England pissed

1. Destroy his mythical creature friends

2. Burn down every ship he owns

3. Give him a pink tutu and force him to walk around Britain with it on

4. If this doesn't work, make him walk around in his waiter suit

5. Give him a horrible haircut

6. Tell him he looks better than Francis

7. Don't forget to mention the part about how his hair is now beautiful

8. Even though it looks horrible

9. Let Francis see the haircut

10. Tell Arthur that he's laughing because he's jealous

11. Keep telling him that until he believes you

12. Tell him that America left because he was being too pushy

13. Ask him if Peter is his kid

14. Say that the mother must be very sad

15. Force him to spend a week with Sealand

16. Say he was the worlds worst pirate

17. Ask if his parents left him here because they hated him

18. If you have homework on the Dino's, ask England

19. Keep emphasizing his age

20. Look around to see if he has a Wooly Mammoth hidden anywhere

21. Force him to read Harry Potter

22. Ask him where Hogwarts is

23. Force him out of Ireland and Scotland, then, tell him he fails at life

24. Hit him in the arm for everytime he swears

25. 10 points if he gets a big bruise

26. Ask him if he's ever watched My Little Pony

27. If he says no, tell him he's a huge liar

28. Take him to the bloodiest Castle in England

29. Put him in the dungeon and yell "THIS IS WHAT YOU DID"

30. Don't let him out for a day

31. Ask him if he talked to any ghosts there

32. Put him in the scariest place on earth (This Castle in Ireland)

33. Tell him to make a pact with the elemental

34. If he disagrees, kick him in the shin

35. 1 million points if you kick higher

36. Tell him to bring his house back together

37. Make sure Finland joins in

38. And Poland

39. Put all the Countries ages in order

40. Mock England for being the oldest of the countries

41. Tell him he fails at life

42. Try to let him not fail at life

43. If that's possible

44. Paint the British flag on him and let him streak across Britain

45. Send him to the bomb shelter

46. Claim that Russia will attack him

47. Mock him for the time France put a barrier around England

48. Sing Liechtenstein's national anthem

49. Force England to change his anthem to sound more cool

50. Change it back since it sounded awful

51. Burn his kitchen down so he can't cook

52. Tell him his cooking is like eating dirt

53. Let him eat Finland's cooking

54. If he complains, tell him it's an acquired taste

55. Make him read stories about him drunk

56. Tape him while he's drunk then put it on YouTube

57. Make him do the Caramelldansen dance

58. It'd be nice if you put it on YouTube

59. Tell him that he has to now take care of Denmark, Norway, and Iceland

60. Make sure to glue things to the ceiling to make him think faeries came