60 Ways to Make England pissed
1. Destroy his mythical creature friends
2. Burn down every ship he owns
3. Give him a pink tutu and force him to walk around Britain with it on
4. If this doesn't work, make him walk around in his waiter suit
5. Give him a horrible haircut
6. Tell him he looks better than Francis
7. Don't forget to mention the part about how his hair is now beautiful
8. Even though it looks horrible
9. Let Francis see the haircut
10. Tell Arthur that he's laughing because he's jealous
11. Keep telling him that until he believes you
12. Tell him that America left because he was being too pushy
13. Ask him if Peter is his kid
14. Say that the mother must be very sad
15. Force him to spend a week with Sealand
16. Say he was the worlds worst pirate
17. Ask if his parents left him here because they hated him
18. If you have homework on the Dino's, ask England
19. Keep emphasizing his age
20. Look around to see if he has a Wooly Mammoth hidden anywhere
21. Force him to read Harry Potter
22. Ask him where Hogwarts is
23. Force him out of Ireland and Scotland, then, tell him he fails at life
24. Hit him in the arm for everytime he swears
25. 10 points if he gets a big bruise
26. Ask him if he's ever watched My Little Pony
27. If he says no, tell him he's a huge liar
28. Take him to the bloodiest Castle in England
29. Put him in the dungeon and yell "THIS IS WHAT YOU DID"
30. Don't let him out for a day
31. Ask him if he talked to any ghosts there
32. Put him in the scariest place on earth (This Castle in Ireland)
33. Tell him to make a pact with the elemental
34. If he disagrees, kick him in the shin
35. 1 million points if you kick higher
36. Tell him to bring his house back together
37. Make sure Finland joins in
38. And Poland
39. Put all the Countries ages in order
40. Mock England for being the oldest of the countries
41. Tell him he fails at life
42. Try to let him not fail at life
43. If that's possible
44. Paint the British flag on him and let him streak across Britain
45. Send him to the bomb shelter
46. Claim that Russia will attack him
47. Mock him for the time France put a barrier around England
48. Sing Liechtenstein's national anthem
49. Force England to change his anthem to sound more cool
50. Change it back since it sounded awful
51. Burn his kitchen down so he can't cook
52. Tell him his cooking is like eating dirt
53. Let him eat Finland's cooking
54. If he complains, tell him it's an acquired taste
55. Make him read stories about him drunk
56. Tape him while he's drunk then put it on YouTube
57. Make him do the Caramelldansen dance
58. It'd be nice if you put it on YouTube
59. Tell him that he has to now take care of Denmark, Norway, and Iceland
60. Make sure to glue things to the ceiling to make him think faeries came
