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D'jok is on a date with Kernor! What the barnacles is going to happen? Onboard shenanigans? I hope so! (Jebus Christ I sound like a pervert )
The evening was going the same way it had started…awkwardly. After D'jok had picked her up from her room Kernor had assumed the role of damsel in red dress (good word play Gerkyhen), constantly flaunting herself and fluttering her eyelashes (is she has any) at him.
"Um here we are, its called Ryker Rodeo…it's a kind…kind off Texas food…place" D'jok trailed off gulping.
"I know I've been here" Kernor gushed, she was halfway across the table, basically lying on it, and D'jok felt very uncomfortable.
"Here are your menus, heehee have a heehee lovely time"
D'jok looked up at the 'waiter' only to see it was Micro-Ice with a fake moustache!
"You little…runt!" D'jok exclaimed, reaching for him, Micro-Ice jumped out of the way then ran off giggling.
"Ahem" D'jok adjusted his bow tie and looked down at the menu. "So what's…what's good here?" He enquired.
"Oh there's lots of stuff on the menu tonight D'jok" Kernor answered.
D'jok risked a peek over his menu to see Kernor making kissy motions with her mouth at him. "Oh god" he whispered to himself.
"I think…I'll just start off with a drink" D'jok decided. "And…what do you want?"
"Yeah, I'll have a strawberry milkshake D'jok" Kernor said, her voice never stopping with the relentless flirting tone.
"Are you ready to snigger order?"
D'jok knew without looking it was Micro-Ice again. "Yes…we are" he said through gritted teeth.
"Pfft what does the lovely lady want?" Micro-Ice requested turning to Kernor while whipping out (no not his willy how rude are you?) a notebook and a pen.
Kernor giggled and blushed as bright as her dress as D'jok sunk even further into his seat. "I'd like a strawberry milkshake, D'jok what do you want baby?"
D'jok nearly died. "I want vodka please, and keep em coming"
Kernor smiled flirtatiously. "Ooh are you going to get me drunk D'jok?" she smiled.
"No there for me" D'jok answered plainly.
"Right, two vodkas and a strawberry milkshake" Micro-Ice nodded.
"Woah, whose the other vodka for?" D'jok said.
"You're lovely lady" Micro-Ice said then he ran off.
Kernor rested her head upon her hands and smiled at D'jok. "So D'jok, what's been happening with you since you won the Galactik football cup for the 2nd time in the row therefore making me love you more?"
D'jok looked a little confused at her, but he had heard the mention of him winning the Galactik football cup which he never minded talking about.
"Yeah that was super cool winning that, especially the 2nd time" D'jok nodded.
"That's so interesting" Kernor gushed.
"Mmm" D'jok said biting his lip.
"Sooo, are you till dating that Mei character" Kernor asked, venom returning to her voice.
"Oh, yeah, yeah me and Mei, we're getting pretty serious actually" D'jok nodded, not willing to admit that he and Mei were having a rough patch (she'd caught him on an all night drinking binge with his arms around two fangirls, eek!).
"Oh" Kernor withdrew a bit and sat up straighter.
"Here are you're drinks" Micro-Ice drawled as he placed the milkshake and two vodkas down on the table….
An hour later
An hour later and D'jok was as drunk as a skunk. "I…I just don't s…s…shee why we have to play football, you get me?"
Kernor smiled and nodded. "No, no its not fair" she agreed.
"You're bill Kernor milady" Micro-Ice said swooping down by the table and presenting a bill for 10000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds.
"AH FUCKING HELL!" Kernor screamed.
"Don't worry D'jok'll pay it!" Micro-Ice exclaimed, he nicked D'jok's credit card and waltzed off.
"Now D'jok my dear I don't think you should go home by yourself so you just come home with me" Kernor picked D'jok up and rested him over her shoulder then set off for her…bedroom :O
Not very good I admit and know that, sorry :s
