I don't own twilight or the song. The song is "situations" by Escape the Fate. Brendon looks just like the old lead singer that is in that video.
I looked out into the audience, looking, of course, for hot guys. Both Brendon and I had perfected the art of having sex with humans without killing them. I spotted three great looking emo guys at the front, they were on my "to do" list, literally. We were going to open with one of our new songs, written by me, who does absolutely all of the writing, but I don't mind.
"Hello Forks!" Brendon shouted. Gees could he get any cheesier? But he was THE hottest guy I've ever laid eyes on, better looking than Edward even. With his black-layered hair, tattoos (yes we've developed ways to give vampires tattoos, and drugs) creeping up his neck, six-pack accompanied by sex lines, and all around sexiness, I couldn't resist him if I tried.
"Hey guys, we've got a lot of new song for you guys written by yours truly!" I yelled into the mike. Mt words were followed by hundreds or screams and whooping.
"And, I would like to announce that the beautiful Bella is single!" I slapped his arm. "So" he continued "Any guys, or hey even some girls" Slap "Should definitely stop by the dressing rooms…. Lets all have sex!" He finished, which earned another slap by me. The opening chords played and Brendon looked at me as he sang, making it obvious to the crowd that he was dedicating the song to me:
Situations
are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease,
I love the
way that she breathes
I touched her ooh, she touched my ahhh,
it was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who hate to love
because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took my hand and
ran it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and pulled my hair, I
fall in love for a night
She can't behave and I'm just a
slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning
comes.
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never
happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where
you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your
latest fashion.
The frustration it's a regular thing
I hate
the ones who love to hate because they're just like me.
A certain
girl she took her hand and put it in my lap
*It's way too... she
said once you have me you'll always come back.
She can't
behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the
morning comes.
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that
never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go
where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is
your latest fashion.
I know you love to resist
and all it
takes is a kiss
and you just love to hate me.
You know you
love all the lies
so don't act surprised
that I just love
to hate you.
I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the
craziest thing.
I love the girls who love to hate.
[Breathing]
(Whoa)
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is
your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher
heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your latest fashion
Darling
(leave me) what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying
is your favorite passion
Leave me (darling) go where you
belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your
favorite passion!
The crowd went wild jumping with excitement. I turned to Brendon, "I guess they like the song." He just nodded.
