Derrick Harrignton was minding his own business when he got a message when his friend Cam sent him a myspace survey. He was just daydreaming so he decided it would be fun.

SUBJ: My BUTT!!! Yeah boy!

What is the single largest item in your house? My … Couch?

How well can you write your name with your non-dominant hand? Yah, but it looks like crap.

What is your earliest memory? I can't remember it

Have you ever jumped off of a high dive? Yeah!

Do you take vitamins? My mom makes me

Do you have your own radio? yes

Where would you hate to have to work? In the sewer

Who is on your speed dial? Massie and my soccer homiesss

Do you prefer light bulbs or candles? Lightbulbs.

How much money did you spend today? I didn't.

What are you sitting on right now? The ground

Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces? Not like some people do but I glance at myself.

Would you ever get plastic surgery? Nope…im too hot for that

Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid? Yeah

How big is your bed? Just a full size

Have you ever seen a volcano? No

What is the best Halloween costume you have ever worn? idk

What kind of soap do you use? Irish spring

Can you snowboard? Yeaaaaah babay –wiggles butt!--

What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time? A lot.

Do you understand how telephones work? No. WTF? Of course I do

Do you write notes on your body? Sometimes. Only on my hand htough

What is the prominent color in your closet? I don't know

What is sitting next to you right now? Myself

Do you believe in lots of conspiracies? Nope. Except for the Spanish soccer spell which didn't work. Is that even a conspiracy?

Do you own any really old video game systems? Hell, yes

Are you good at baking? No. id blow up the house.

Have you ever made your own clothing? no

How many doors does your house have? I don't have time to go around and count them. Who does?

Do you sneak into movie theatres? Yeah, sometimes

Are you a really fast texter? Basically.

Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7? My phone and Massie's "M" pin

Do you usually write in print or in cursive? print

What was your first job? I don't work

What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen? Ur mom's face

Have you ever made a mixed CD for someone? No, Cam has that idea COPYRIGHTED!

What do you want to buy from an infomercial? The shamwow. Yeah!

Do you believe that animals have souls? Yes.

What word/phrase do you find really annoying? "So you're on the soccer team?" yeah I am and stop flirting! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

Do you have a lava lamp or a black light? Yeah

Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets? I guess I have enough

What is the longest you can wait patiently? Not very long.

Have you ever been under anesthesia? When I got my tonsils out in 4th grade

Are your fingernails long or short? Short.

Are you afraid of bright colors? No.

Has anyone ever accused you of being gay? Yeah, all the time. NOT! I am wayyy to much of a guy

Can you tell people honest things to their face? Yep.

Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal? Ew, neither

Do you own a kite? Used to

What do you think of clothing for pets? Dumb, but Massie does it to her dog.

Do you tend to want things you cannot have? No.

Is it true that you can be anything you want to be? That's just bullshit

Would you ever dye your hair purple? No.

Who do you think should play you in a movie? Zac Efron. Supposedly he's "really hot". I don't see it though. But im "really hot" too so…

Would you ever kill someone? It depends but probably not.

Do you dot your i's and cross your t's? yeah

Are you double jointed in any way? noo

What kind of super power do you wish you had? Extreme sexiness. Oh wait- I already have that.

Are you easily offended? When Massie cheats on me for Chris Abeley

Did the movie Jaws ever scare you? No. it's so fake

Have you ever cried to get away with something? No.

Do you lack common sense sometimes? Yeah definetly.

What is your favorite art form? Art is dumb.

Do you want to be bilingual? What does that mean?

How many times a day do you look at the clock? I'm not sure.

Do you like to organize things? NO!

Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when you're older? Smile.

How good are you at keeping secrets? It depends on what the secret is.

What stupid little thing really stresses you out? Your mom.

Can you remember what you wore yesterday? Umm…nope

Derrick decides to annoy Josh Hotz and send him a survey…