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Max POV

I was watching the younger kids in the living room while Mom and Ella were away to visit someone for a week, who I had no idea whom, when I heard singing coming from Fang's room, really high-pitched, slurred singing. Okay… I got up just as Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge started cracking up.

"What are you guys laughing at?" I asked before heading to the hallway.

"Let's just say we had a plan Max. A very fun plan," Gazzy breathed out while he was rolling on the floor laughing. This was just getting weird, I thought as I opened the door to Fang's room. I spotted Fang and Iggy dancing around the room with Coke cans littering the floor while the stereo was blaring Z-100.

The boys were screeching out the lyrics to "Hot N Cold" when I asked, "What the hell are you two doing?" They stopped singing and looked at me with extremely huge grins splayed across their faces, even Fang was grinning like crazy and that's just creepy. Fang walked over to me and pulled me into the room with his hand around my waist. Now this is weird. He picked up a Coke from his desk and handed it to me. I popped it open and chugged it down.

I don't know why but I danced and sung along with the guys as they began singing, more like screeching in high voices, and dancing again. I laughed at how high they looked.

Then Fang pulled me close and whispered in my ear, "You are so damn hot Max."

For some reason, I answered back, "Your pretty smokin' yourself sweet thing." Then we started messing around again. The younger kids came into the room ans fell on to the floor laughing again as Fang and Iggy were grinding.

"M… Max!" Angel called trying to calm down her laugh attack but failing.

"Yeah sweetie?" I struggled out as I sang/laughed.

"We did something to Iggy and Fang's Cokes." I immediately stopped laughing as everyone else continues except me. "We put crack in their Cokes." Angel said while laughing.

Where the heck did a six-year-old get her hands on crack? How did she even know what crack was? I hid it when I went into town with Fangshe said sweetly in my head. I decided to let it pass, this was too funny to to bother and my mind couldn't seem to focus on anything. I felt Angel take out my sapphire sidekick, but didn't bother to ask her what she was doing.

Just as she put my phone back in my pocket, Fang spun me around and started grinding with me. This was sooo weird but I went along with it as my body had a mind of its own. He probably wouldn't remember this so I just went with it. This was actually fun even though it felt kinda sick, I was laughing the whole time. After the song was over, he spun me around and looked at me with a wide smile on his face.

"So, Max." he said in a seductive tone. I didn't even know he had that kind of warm, silky voice. "Will you marry me?" If I said the moment was weird before, I was mistaken. This is weird, extremely weird.

As I said before, he wouldn't remember this and plus, I drank the Coke too, I said, "Sure," in a flirty voice. I know, Max + flirty = the world has ended. His smile widened and he spun me around like those fancy dancers.

"I was thinkin," he said excitedly. "Maybe we could go get married on a beach in Los Angeles. You wear a white and blue bikini and I'll wear black trunks? Then we go for our honeymoon, have one or two kids and we live a happy ending? Whatdya think?"

I smiled and gave him a peck on the cheek and said, "Fine with me," 'cause he wouldn't remember any of this later. He gave a "Woot!" and kissed me passionately on the lips.

Iggy yelled, "Yahoo!" and slapped me and Fang on the back and said, "You two better'd invite me. I gotta have front row seats!" By the way, Iggy did get his eye sight back.

"You got it Ig!" Fang exclaimed. We continued to dance, sing, and mess around the whole night.

Day After

Geez, why does my head hurt so much? I thought as I woke up. I felt warm and comfortable, yet, I opened my eyes. I saw Iggy sleeping on the floor with a Coke can in his hand, and Fang in the same position, same thing with me only thing was, my head was on Fang's chest and his hand was on my stomach. Okay… What happened last night? I noticed that Fang's room was pretty much messed up too. Then it came to me, Why was I in Fang's room in the first place? I got up. Fang's eyes opened too at my movement.

"Wha?" He asked groggily, his hair was messed up too. When he saw me and Iggy he seemed to awaken. "What the hell are you two doing in my room?" he asked as he kicked Iggy's foot. He just groaned and rolled over.

After seeing that Iggy wasn't going to wake up he turned to me, "Why are you in my room?" I just shrugged.

Fang POV

I awoke from an odd, but awesome dream where Max was wearing a white and blue bikini, I was wearing black trunks, and we were getting married on a beach, when I felt the pillow I was holding move. I was about to fall back to dreamland when I spotted Iggy lying on my floor and Max sitting with a confused expression beside me. Her beautiful, brown-streaked blond hair was tangled. I kicked Iggy so he would wake up and asked, "What the hell are you two doing in my room?"

Iggy just groaned, "LeaMeAOn." Well that's what it sounded like at least. I turned back to Max when it was obvious he wasn't going to wake up.

"Why are you in my room?" I asked her and she just shrugged. Just then Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel walked into my room smiling like angels. My room is popular this morning isn't it?

Angel simply walked over to Max, pulled out her sidekick and looked through it. What is she doing?

"You'll see Fang," she responded with a smile. She flipped the phone around to show me and Max. I felt my face burn up and saw that Max was in the same position too. The picture showed the three of us grinding, Iggy in the back, me in the middle, and Max in the front. Awkward much?

"What did you three do?"Max questioned Angel. Gazzy was shifting from foot to foot, Nudge was twirling a strand of her already wild hair and Angel was just smiling down at us, who were still on the floor. Iggy finally awakened.

"Well," Nudge started off. "WesortofputcrackintotheCokesyoudrankandyouguysgotdrunk!" Nudge exclaimed, seeming eager to get it over with.

That explains all of this. Good thing nothing got out of hand.

"You what?!" Iggy yelled as Nudge and Gazzy looked down at their feet while Angel was smiling like there was no tomorrow. Just then, I remembered what I told Max last night. Oh crap. I hope she didn't remember that.

"Fang? Why are you all red?" Max asked, then turned red herself. I guess she remembered too. Looking at us, Iggy seemed to be struck with the memory too for he started cracking up.

"Iggy, I wouldn't be laughing. You're the one who wanted a show," Max shot back and Iggy immediately shut up and started to become a human tomato.

At that moment, Max's phone rang. Her ringer sounded peculiar. Shoot! I recognized the singing form last night. Max's new ringer happened to be the three of us singing "Hot N Cold." She ignored her phone and Max, Iggy, and I looked at the three younger members mischievesly. They were so going to pay…