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Ah! My Goddess...I wish I did so I can skip this part
Aftermath: By Lord Strife
AN: This is a product of working in the office for 36 straight hours. I had to find some stress release or I would have gone bonkers.
AN: Oh and I made a revision to Meia's age from what I stated before at 16 to that of 18.
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"AMI IS WHAT!?" Yelled by several girls, two moon cats, and one man upon hearing Ami's condition and the 'real' reason why she left. Only two people did not blurted out: one who has long black hair and the one who told the story and one pre-teen girl with pink hair from the future. Three if you count the green-haired senshi who happens to be missing from the senshi meeting at the Hikawa Shrine, gleefully grinning back at her Time Gates.
Usagi couldn't believe Ami was pregnant. All this time she had thought she would be the first among the senshi to bear a child even if it was that annoying little sprout.
Mamoru have similar feelings to that of Usagi...of being a father mind you not being pregnant.
Makoto and Minako have similar thoughts, 'How did Ami get a man to bed her before me?'
Hotaru was surprised to hear the most reserved and conservative girl of the senshi, aside from her of course, would commit the 'act' before marriage. But glancing at Chibi-Usa's Cheshire grin, she knew it was all destined to happen and most likely, for the best. She began to smile, 'I'll ask her the details later.'
Haruka, after recovering from her shook, was smirking. 'Who would have thought that the senshi bookworm had it in her?' She silently chuckled, 'It would be good to talk to someone who already have the 'experience' other than Michiru. Our 'talks' have rather gone monotonous. It might be refreshing to hear a different point of view.' She made it a point to find time and talk with the said girl.
Michiru was angry at first when she heard her fellow senshi of water was pregnant but soon that anger was squashed as she glanced at Chibi-Usa's grin and Rei's smirk. 'I know I should feel angry but...seeing those two look at it so positively then perhaps....'
Artemis was in a stupor, if he was told that Minako or Makoto were pregnant, he wouldn't even raised an eyebrow. But hearing the said condition from one of the last girls he thought, the other being Hotaru, was all too much for him to handle.
And Luna was very furious. "I'LL RIP THAT GUY'S THING OFF!"
Rei couldn't help but shiver at that thought. She knew Ranma had an acute fear of cats and she idly wondered what the outcome would be should Luna succeed. 'I better try and calm her...or things could get REAL messy.' She cleared her throat to regain everyone's attention. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Luna."
Chibi-Usa nodded in agreement.
"BUT SOME GUY PRACTICALLY FORCED AMI TO BED! JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED!" replied the enrage feline.
"Actually...." began Chibi-Usa, "It wasn't like that at all."
Rei looked at the future moon princess, but then shrugged. She was from the future anyway; she should know it as well.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU TELLING ME, THAT SHE WAS THE ONE THAT JUMPED THAT GUY?" Luna exclaimed, scandalized of what she was hearing.
Rei and Chibi-Usa (sporting Cheshire grins) nodded towards Luna that made the feline and all the others face-faulted hard on the floor.
'Ami? Our shy and conservative Ami? Jumped a guy's bone?' Was what echoed in everyone's minds. And it was enough to pacify Luna's anger which Rei and Chibi-Usa was thankful for.
"Who is this guy?" Michiru asked, "Is he such a paragon that Ami would willingly do 'that' with him?"
Makoto and Minako nod nodded. Their curiosity was getting the better of them.
Rei pulled out a picture from her obi and handed it to Michiru, "He's actually my cousin. His name is Ranma Saotome."
Michiru took the offered photo and examined it. "Hmm...he IS quite a looker."
Haruka who was looking over her, shoulder nodded. "I'll say. Given the chance I might jump him as well." And she got a whack on the head from Michiru for that comment and handed the photo to the ever curious Minako and Makoto.
"Ami is SO lucky!" Minako exclaimed.
Makoto nodded in agreement, "Why can't I find a guy like that?"
"You haven't heard the juicy part yet." Rei said, gaining the attention of the assembled warriors of love and justice. "My cousin Ranma was already engaged to Ami's cousin when 'it' happened."
Everyone's jaw dropped, except for Chibi-Usa. Ami? She seduced her own cousin's fiancé?
Luna couldn't believe what she heard. Not only did Ami jump a man...but she jumped a man that was already spoken for! "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!"
And in the Gates of Time, Setsuna nodded while suppressing her laughter. "Exactly Luna. It is the end of the world...and the beginning of Crystal Tokyo."
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Cologne watched by the window of her room in the top floor of the Neko- haten as Shampoo bounded of the rooftops of Nerima, searching for her airen. She slowly shook her head, "Love can be blind...or is it the lover who is blind?" When she heard the young Tendo girl was pregnant with Ranma's child, she knew the battle for Ranma was finally over. "That Kuonji girl is also joining Shampoo in her search...when will they realize that son-in...ahem...Ranma has chosen his mate? Perhaps never like those idiotic Kuno siblings...or that half-blind, lazy part-timer...or that lost pig."
Since the failed wedding a few months back, Cologne had begun to realize the futility of forcing Ranma into the tribe. The best she could do now is form an alliance with the pig-tailed youth. She also began to see that life outside the village wasn't so bad. They had been to coop up in their traditions and customs that the world outside has left them in backwaters. "Perhaps leaving here is not so bad...perhaps I can even establish the first Amazon colony outside the valley." She smiled at that thought, "Yes...perhaps I could...."
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Happosai was sitting on the Tendo Dojo roof, quietly sipping his tea. Unlike Cologne, he knew the full situation in the household that not only was Akane pregnant but her cousin Ami as well. He slowly raised a hand to wipe a tear of his eye. "Oh Ranma, my boy. You make your master so proud! You are my true heir!" He looked at the sky with a big smile on his face, "The legacy of the Anything Goes is now fully secured! I can now die a happy man!" He mentally noted to send Ranma his entire scrolls of Anything Goes Techniques to Kyushu.
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Ryouga trotted the dry deserts of Mongolia, with one thing in mind. "MUST KILL RANMA...MUST KILL RANMA..."
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Mousse was quietly and stealthily trailing the two determined young women bent on 'rescuing' Ranma from the 'violent kitchen seductress' that spirited him away.
'Forgive me Shampoo...but this is for your own good.' Mousse looked over at his companion, "Are you sure you're up to this?"
Konatsu nodded. "I do love Ukyou-sama and would do anything for her...but her obsession with Ranma-san must end somewhere. This happens to be it."
Mousse nodded, "Very well my friend. We have our work cut out for us."
"What of the Kunos?"
"Leave them be. They're too stupid to do anything productive. What they do always ends up back-firing on them."
And at that moment a large explosion was heard in the direction of the Kuno mansion.
"See what I mean? Now come on before we lose sight of Shampoo."
'Nice pun, duck boy.' Konatsu silently chuckled before following his ally.
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Nabiki watched the Saotome matriarch lead four burly men as they hefted the big fat panda onto a cage bound for the city zoo. Who would have thought Nodoka knew the cat-tongue pressure point? Now Genma couldn't even touch hot water to change back and was then sold to the zoo to pay for the damages he had done to several families. Soun was crying for the lost of his game partner, but was soon comforted by Kasumi...and was now instead wailing of how happy he was that the school had been united.
Nabiki's thought then drifted towards her baby sister and her cousins, 'I wonder if Akane or Ami noticed the hungry look Kirika was directing towards Ranma?' She mentally chuckled, 'If I'm not mistaken, Meia is another Akane look-alike. If the trend continues....'
Nodoka was very disappointed in Genma. She had thought he would try and turn over a new leaf but it seemed to have fallen on deaf ears. She didn't know what happened to the man she used to love. She slowly walked back in the Tendo household as soon as the animal control van was gone. The only good thing that ever came out of her marriage was her son, Ranma. And instantly her mood seemed to have lightened so much you would mistake her for the sun. 'My son is so manly...to think to father children from two different mothers. And the way Kirika-chan was looking at him...oh I might be expecting three grandchildren rather than two!'
'Hmm...judging from Auntie's smile...I would say she also noticed how Kirika looked at Ranma. I wonder if I should tell her of Meia?' She shrugged, 'Nah. Better leave it as a surprise for her.' She then imagined what that surprised would be. 'Ranma...followed by four almost identically looking women. And each is carrying a child or two. And Auntie Saotome, swooning how manly Ranma is.' And Nabiki fell on the floor laughing.
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And Urd was also laughing with a laugh that made Keiichi cringed away from the self-proclaimed goddess of love. "May kami-sama have mercy on the poor soul."
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And for reasons he doesn't know why, Ranma could feel the hairs on his back stand.
To be continued...
Aftermath: By Lord Strife
AN: This is a product of working in the office for 36 straight hours. I had to find some stress release or I would have gone bonkers.
AN: Oh and I made a revision to Meia's age from what I stated before at 16 to that of 18.
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"AMI IS WHAT!?" Yelled by several girls, two moon cats, and one man upon hearing Ami's condition and the 'real' reason why she left. Only two people did not blurted out: one who has long black hair and the one who told the story and one pre-teen girl with pink hair from the future. Three if you count the green-haired senshi who happens to be missing from the senshi meeting at the Hikawa Shrine, gleefully grinning back at her Time Gates.
Usagi couldn't believe Ami was pregnant. All this time she had thought she would be the first among the senshi to bear a child even if it was that annoying little sprout.
Mamoru have similar feelings to that of Usagi...of being a father mind you not being pregnant.
Makoto and Minako have similar thoughts, 'How did Ami get a man to bed her before me?'
Hotaru was surprised to hear the most reserved and conservative girl of the senshi, aside from her of course, would commit the 'act' before marriage. But glancing at Chibi-Usa's Cheshire grin, she knew it was all destined to happen and most likely, for the best. She began to smile, 'I'll ask her the details later.'
Haruka, after recovering from her shook, was smirking. 'Who would have thought that the senshi bookworm had it in her?' She silently chuckled, 'It would be good to talk to someone who already have the 'experience' other than Michiru. Our 'talks' have rather gone monotonous. It might be refreshing to hear a different point of view.' She made it a point to find time and talk with the said girl.
Michiru was angry at first when she heard her fellow senshi of water was pregnant but soon that anger was squashed as she glanced at Chibi-Usa's grin and Rei's smirk. 'I know I should feel angry but...seeing those two look at it so positively then perhaps....'
Artemis was in a stupor, if he was told that Minako or Makoto were pregnant, he wouldn't even raised an eyebrow. But hearing the said condition from one of the last girls he thought, the other being Hotaru, was all too much for him to handle.
And Luna was very furious. "I'LL RIP THAT GUY'S THING OFF!"
Rei couldn't help but shiver at that thought. She knew Ranma had an acute fear of cats and she idly wondered what the outcome would be should Luna succeed. 'I better try and calm her...or things could get REAL messy.' She cleared her throat to regain everyone's attention. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Luna."
Chibi-Usa nodded in agreement.
"BUT SOME GUY PRACTICALLY FORCED AMI TO BED! JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED!" replied the enrage feline.
"Actually...." began Chibi-Usa, "It wasn't like that at all."
Rei looked at the future moon princess, but then shrugged. She was from the future anyway; she should know it as well.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU TELLING ME, THAT SHE WAS THE ONE THAT JUMPED THAT GUY?" Luna exclaimed, scandalized of what she was hearing.
Rei and Chibi-Usa (sporting Cheshire grins) nodded towards Luna that made the feline and all the others face-faulted hard on the floor.
'Ami? Our shy and conservative Ami? Jumped a guy's bone?' Was what echoed in everyone's minds. And it was enough to pacify Luna's anger which Rei and Chibi-Usa was thankful for.
"Who is this guy?" Michiru asked, "Is he such a paragon that Ami would willingly do 'that' with him?"
Makoto and Minako nod nodded. Their curiosity was getting the better of them.
Rei pulled out a picture from her obi and handed it to Michiru, "He's actually my cousin. His name is Ranma Saotome."
Michiru took the offered photo and examined it. "Hmm...he IS quite a looker."
Haruka who was looking over her, shoulder nodded. "I'll say. Given the chance I might jump him as well." And she got a whack on the head from Michiru for that comment and handed the photo to the ever curious Minako and Makoto.
"Ami is SO lucky!" Minako exclaimed.
Makoto nodded in agreement, "Why can't I find a guy like that?"
"You haven't heard the juicy part yet." Rei said, gaining the attention of the assembled warriors of love and justice. "My cousin Ranma was already engaged to Ami's cousin when 'it' happened."
Everyone's jaw dropped, except for Chibi-Usa. Ami? She seduced her own cousin's fiancé?
Luna couldn't believe what she heard. Not only did Ami jump a man...but she jumped a man that was already spoken for! "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!"
And in the Gates of Time, Setsuna nodded while suppressing her laughter. "Exactly Luna. It is the end of the world...and the beginning of Crystal Tokyo."
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Cologne watched by the window of her room in the top floor of the Neko- haten as Shampoo bounded of the rooftops of Nerima, searching for her airen. She slowly shook her head, "Love can be blind...or is it the lover who is blind?" When she heard the young Tendo girl was pregnant with Ranma's child, she knew the battle for Ranma was finally over. "That Kuonji girl is also joining Shampoo in her search...when will they realize that son-in...ahem...Ranma has chosen his mate? Perhaps never like those idiotic Kuno siblings...or that half-blind, lazy part-timer...or that lost pig."
Since the failed wedding a few months back, Cologne had begun to realize the futility of forcing Ranma into the tribe. The best she could do now is form an alliance with the pig-tailed youth. She also began to see that life outside the village wasn't so bad. They had been to coop up in their traditions and customs that the world outside has left them in backwaters. "Perhaps leaving here is not so bad...perhaps I can even establish the first Amazon colony outside the valley." She smiled at that thought, "Yes...perhaps I could...."
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Happosai was sitting on the Tendo Dojo roof, quietly sipping his tea. Unlike Cologne, he knew the full situation in the household that not only was Akane pregnant but her cousin Ami as well. He slowly raised a hand to wipe a tear of his eye. "Oh Ranma, my boy. You make your master so proud! You are my true heir!" He looked at the sky with a big smile on his face, "The legacy of the Anything Goes is now fully secured! I can now die a happy man!" He mentally noted to send Ranma his entire scrolls of Anything Goes Techniques to Kyushu.
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Ryouga trotted the dry deserts of Mongolia, with one thing in mind. "MUST KILL RANMA...MUST KILL RANMA..."
---
Mousse was quietly and stealthily trailing the two determined young women bent on 'rescuing' Ranma from the 'violent kitchen seductress' that spirited him away.
'Forgive me Shampoo...but this is for your own good.' Mousse looked over at his companion, "Are you sure you're up to this?"
Konatsu nodded. "I do love Ukyou-sama and would do anything for her...but her obsession with Ranma-san must end somewhere. This happens to be it."
Mousse nodded, "Very well my friend. We have our work cut out for us."
"What of the Kunos?"
"Leave them be. They're too stupid to do anything productive. What they do always ends up back-firing on them."
And at that moment a large explosion was heard in the direction of the Kuno mansion.
"See what I mean? Now come on before we lose sight of Shampoo."
'Nice pun, duck boy.' Konatsu silently chuckled before following his ally.
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Nabiki watched the Saotome matriarch lead four burly men as they hefted the big fat panda onto a cage bound for the city zoo. Who would have thought Nodoka knew the cat-tongue pressure point? Now Genma couldn't even touch hot water to change back and was then sold to the zoo to pay for the damages he had done to several families. Soun was crying for the lost of his game partner, but was soon comforted by Kasumi...and was now instead wailing of how happy he was that the school had been united.
Nabiki's thought then drifted towards her baby sister and her cousins, 'I wonder if Akane or Ami noticed the hungry look Kirika was directing towards Ranma?' She mentally chuckled, 'If I'm not mistaken, Meia is another Akane look-alike. If the trend continues....'
Nodoka was very disappointed in Genma. She had thought he would try and turn over a new leaf but it seemed to have fallen on deaf ears. She didn't know what happened to the man she used to love. She slowly walked back in the Tendo household as soon as the animal control van was gone. The only good thing that ever came out of her marriage was her son, Ranma. And instantly her mood seemed to have lightened so much you would mistake her for the sun. 'My son is so manly...to think to father children from two different mothers. And the way Kirika-chan was looking at him...oh I might be expecting three grandchildren rather than two!'
'Hmm...judging from Auntie's smile...I would say she also noticed how Kirika looked at Ranma. I wonder if I should tell her of Meia?' She shrugged, 'Nah. Better leave it as a surprise for her.' She then imagined what that surprised would be. 'Ranma...followed by four almost identically looking women. And each is carrying a child or two. And Auntie Saotome, swooning how manly Ranma is.' And Nabiki fell on the floor laughing.
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And Urd was also laughing with a laugh that made Keiichi cringed away from the self-proclaimed goddess of love. "May kami-sama have mercy on the poor soul."
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And for reasons he doesn't know why, Ranma could feel the hairs on his back stand.
To be continued...
