A/N: Well, here's chapter 3. BTW, it's been a while since I've seen One Piece, so cut me some slack if the characters are off.

Disclaimer: Fairly Oddparents copyright Butch Hartman, Federator, Nickelodeon and Viacom. One Piece copyright Eiichiro Oda, Shonen Jump, Toei Animation, 4Kids and Funimation. I don't own either.


Trixie stood at the back of the Going Merry, leaning on the rail, looking longingly at the sea. How'd this happen? How did she suddenly end up here with the school's biggest loser? It didn't make any sense. She pounded the railing. Turner had to have done this.

It was the only explanation. There was always something off about that boy. Never mind the effeminate clothes and oversized buckteeth, the way he acted was weird enough. He whispered to inanimate objects for starters, and whenever something weird happened in Dimmsdale, he seemed to know what was going on. He had been seen at the North Pole during the Christmas Every Day incident, and he hung around that garbage-eating new kid Mark Chang like he had known him for a while. Add to that the fact that he didn't seem nearly as freaked out by the recent events as she had been, and the case was against him.

She sighed, slinking down so her chin was resting on the wood. What was it about that boy? She couldn't figure him out. Why did he act so weird? Why did he turn down popularity to be with his other loser friends? And why…why was he always on her mind?

No matter how many times she faked ignorance of it, she knew his name, where he lived, and where he hung out. She couldn't help it. For some reason, he was so alluring. For a long while, she had debated with herself as to why he was so attractive to her.

But in her heart, she knew the answer. It was because he was free. The social hierarchy of Dimmsdale Elementary didn't bind him. He was free to act however he wanted, something he relished in. He lived life to the fullest, took in every moment with joy.

Something she desperately wanted to do.

But she couldn't. She wouldn't, she resolved, slamming her fists on the rail.

"You should be more gentle with the ship," a voice caused Trixie to jump. She turned and saw the girl with the dark hair walking toward her, a book in one hand and two folding chairs in the other. "Usopp is very protective of the ship, he wouldn't like you hitting it."

"I don't care," the Asian girl huffed as she crossed her arms. "I don't even know what I'm doing here."

"You need to relax more," the older woman said as she set up the chairs. "We'll have you home as soon as possible." With the seats ready, she sat down in one and patted the other. While looking indignant, Trixie accepted the request and sat.

"I know that Turner is behind this somehow. He didn't even seem worried that all this happened!" she thought, clenching her fists.

"You mean your little friend?" Robin asked with the same supposedly permanent smile on her face.

"He's not my friend!" the girl yelled a little too quickly. "He's just some loser that has a huge crush on me!"

Robin's smile didn't remotely change. "Oh, I don't know. He seems to be pretty good with that sword of his. He's sparring with Zoro right now."

The popular girl arched an eyebrow. "Sword? I never knew he had a sword."

"He says he must have got it when he came to our world," she said, retaining her same seemingly motherly smile. "Perhaps that's where you got those fancy gloves you're wearing."

A look of confusion crossed the younger girl's face. Then she looked at her hands and gave an audible yelp of surprise. When she had arrived, she had been so angry and frustrated that she hadn't noticed that, indeed, she had been wearing gloves. They were pink, coming up to mid arm like fancy formal gloves. They fit so naturally that Trixie hadn't noticed them.

"How'd I get these?" she said, beginning to take them off.

"I wouldn't do that," Robin said somewhat sweetly. "Those gloves are probably meant to be weapons, and you'll need them in the Grand Line."

"The Grand Line?" Trixie repeated. "Is that where we are now?" The older girl nodded. Thinking for a minute, a worried look crossed her face. "Are…are the people of the Grand Line friendly?"

"That all depends," she answered.

"Well, for a lot of them," the archaeologist answered with the same warm smile, "it's whether or not you get in their way."

Trixie gulped, her eyes wide. Something told her that she might not make it the three weeks.


Several miles ahead of the Going Merry was a small island. It was unsettled, so there was no official name for it. However, unsettled and uninhabited are two separate things, for at that moment, a certain ship had found its way there.

Buggy sat in a wooden chair he had brought off the ship, casually sipping his alcohol while his crew partied and drank their cares away. Next to him was his partner for the last few months, former captain Lady Alvida, watching the festivities with a certain amount of amusement. However, it was clear she was getting bored.

"Isn't this other captain going to get here soon?" the slim lady mused.

"Relax," the master of the Chop-Chop fruit assured her. "He said in his last message to meet him here today. He said something about having a score to settle with the Straw Hats, which is a good enough reason to be interested."

"Yes, that Luffy is a whole heap of trouble, but I hate being duped. If this turns out to be some sort of Marine trick…"

"Captain Buggy!" a voice rang through the crows. A few seconds later, a dark skinned pirate dressed in a clown vest and hate ran up to him. "Captain, the other crew is here. They docked on the other side of the island and are unloading there things."

"Ah, excellent," the clown pirate said, turning to his partner. "See, my dear, I told you to be patient."

"One other thing, sir," the crewman said. "According to them, the Straw Hats aren't too far away. They should be here in about an hour."

"What?!" Buggy's voice bellowed as he leapt from his chair. "Quickly, men! Prepare for battle. Anyone not ready to fight within the next thirty minutes is going to be in trouble!"

Instantly the merriment stopped as the various crewmen scattered to collect their weapons, as no one wanted to experience the captain's wrath.

Satisfied that his crew was responding, Buggy turned back to his messenger. "You were sure to confirm that our new partners were legitimate, weren't you?"

"Yes sir," the man answered. "I'm positive that they are, in fact, the Black Cat Pirates."


Timmy fell on the deck, his sword sliding away. Seconds later the only blade Zoro was using was right in front of his face. Giving a slight gulp, he looked up at the first mate who gave a laugh.

"You're not bad for a kid, Timmy, but you're still no match for a master," he said, pulling his sword back and sheathing it. He then placed it with his other two blades as the pink-capped boy got up and picked up his own. The sword may have given him skills, but they weren't enouh to top a master.

Luffy and Chopper, who had been watching the friendly sparring match, cheered at their friend's victory. "Don't feel bad, Timmy," the reindeer assured him after he was finished. "Zoro's beaten tons of swordsmen with years of experience. You did pretty good."

Timmy, despite losing, just smiled and shrugged. "Eh, I really don't care about being the best at anything," he said as he sheathed his sword.

"What do you mean?" Luffy said, flabbergasted at that philosophy. "What's the point of doing anything if you're not trying to be the best?"

"Well, I could be the best at everything," the pink hatted boy explained. "But if I'm not enjoying it, then what's the point of doing anything? All I want out of life is to have fun."

"But there's fun in a challenge," Zoro pointed out.

"Yeah, I know, and believe me I get plenty of challenges," Timmy answered. "But I'm not obsessed with it. As long as I'm happy and I'm not hurting anyone, why should I worry if I'm the best?"

Before anyone could reply, the door to the boat's interior opened, and the final crewmember stepped out.

"Hey, everyone down in the galley," Sanji ordered, lighting a cigarette between his lips. "Lunch is served." At that point, he noticed Timmy. "Hey, what's this little shrimp doing here?"

"Don't call me shrimp," he snapped. "The name's Timmy."

"You won't believe it, Sanji," Luffy exclaimed, running up to the blonde, pumping his fists. "He fell right out of the sky! And he's from another world!"

The cook was puzzled for a moment, then shrugged. "Stranger things have happened to us."

"Anyway, who cares? Food is served!" Luffy exclaimed, running at full speed into the ship.

"We better get a bite before Luffy eats everything," Usopp said as he and Chopper got up as well. "Better get Robin and Trixie and tell them to come eat."

"Trixie?" Sanji asked excitedly, suddenly having a heart where his only visible eye was. "Some girl came with you?" he asked Timmy expectedly.

"As a matter of fact, she did," Robin said as she walked toward them with the younger girl right next to her.

Sanji turned toward them. Instantly he reverted to normal, looking a bit disappointed. "Oh, you're way too young."

Everyone except Sanji and Robin sweatdropped.


Cosmo and Wanda screamed in pain as Crocker's machine went to work. Since sneaking them out of Timmy's house he had trapped them inside a glass sphere, which he had then attached to a large computer of his own design. It seemed his Crocker Cave was well ready to handle magical prisoners.

"Finally, I've tracked the dimension Turner warped to," the teacher sneered as his fingers danced across the control panel. "Now you little fairies are going to get me there."

If the two fays had a response, they couldn't give it coherently, as their prison was currently dedicated to sucking the magic out of them, which was not pleasant.

Crocker turned to his portal to Fairy World, which as far as he knew was a failed experiment. As magic flowed through it, it began to spark to life. Finally, a bright light shone from it. When it faded, it revealed the image of a large ocean dotted with islands.

"At last! I've opened a portal to another world!" Crocker declared. "Now all I have to do is travel there and see what kind of limitless power it can offer me." Then he gave a sinister grin and turned to Cosmo and Wanda. By now the machine had stopped, but they still looked half-dead. "And if it doesn't have anything…well, I can still take over the world with you two."

He looked back at the portal. "Hmm, better get some gear together so I can effectively hunt Turner down." With that, he ran off into the depths of his lab to ready his weapons…