Blade100 here folks! The best of the best! The elite of the elite! The…Well, you get it. First off, thank you to Xenolord, DA, and everyone else for bringing me along for this little adventure!

Secondly, yes, I am the Author of hit stories like A Rouge's Tale, Musicalfable, and Legend of the Stars. Let's rock!

I own me, Alex, Jojo, air, Dragon, me, you, pie, Alex, Dragon, you, Jojo, me, the sun, pie, the light bulb, Alex, me, Dragon, you, pie, Dragon, Jojo, and Star Wars….JUST KIDDING! Just Alex, me, Dragon, and Jojo.


To Love a Moglin

Xenolord had been resting in the prison for days now, and with his fire mage powers, was left alone for the most part. He sat in his cell now, on the top of his bunk bed, playing a harmonica and singing.

Where did he get the harmonica? We may never know.

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows, but Jesus…"

"Get in there, kid!" the warren ordered, as Xenolord's cell was open and a boy tossed in.

"I'm INNOCENT!" he screamed.

"So, what you in for kid?" Xenolord asked from his bed.

"Uh…."


"BURN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the boy laughed as he set his entire high school on fire. "YES! BURN!" he screamed over the murdered bodies of his teachers and the staff at the school.


"…Littering."

"Really? I got arrested due to 'identity theft' or something. So what's your name?"

The boy looked like Alex's younger brother, if he had one that is. He had jet black hair, brown eyes, a brown jacket, very thin, tall, of Asian descent, and black pants.

"Blade100. You?"

"Xenolord."

"…Weird name."

"And Blade100 isn't?"

"Touché."


"Yes, girlfriend!" Jojo smiled with pride as she hugged Alex's leg, as the boy stood up.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shiro cackled.

"What's so funny?" the Pink Moglin asked, glaring at the laughing man.

"You're a Moglin, and he's human…How exactly does that work?" the boy asked, through his laughter. "OW!" he yelped as Felix elbowed him. "I mean…How does sex work exactly? OW! I mean how long you two been dating? OW!" Shiro cried as Alex hit him. "Why does everyone hit me?! I thought Alex was the one who would get smacked!"

"Hurt my boyfriend and I'll kick your ass!" Jojo growled, hugging Alex's leg protectively.

"…And the blue thing?" Trip questioned, pointing at the flying blue blur.

"That's a baby dragon isn't it?" Aria realized.

"It's our son!" Jojo cried with glee.

"…." After that statement, everyone except Alex, Jojo, Zero, and Ben, took a large step back.

"He's adopted!" Ben stated. "Alex found the egg a few years ago and it hatched soon after."

"OOOOHHHHH!" a chorus of voice realized, and moved back.

"His name is Zero, say hi Zero," Jojo cooed.

"Hello! Are you my new mommies?" the dragon smiled.

"….Alex, did you corrupt this poor little dragon?" Rayne asked.

"No…Kind of…Maybe….Yes…Look, it's not my fault he thinks almost every girl I meet in his mom!"

"So…How exactly did you two meet?" Blaze asked.

"Alex saved my life! You see, a few years ago…"


"Uh oh…I think I'm lost," a Jojo from the past whispered as she walked down a dark alley. It was night, and the moon was full and high in the air, as the pink Moglin looked around for a way back home. "Hello?"

"Lost, cutie?" a human man asked. The pink Moglin turned her head to see a group of men walk over to her. Five of them, each dressed in dirty, ragged, and looking at Jojo hungrily.

"Huh?"

"Maybe we can help you? For a price. You are pretty cute after all," one man smiled. "I mean, you still have the sex organs of a human girl," he joked as they all stepped closer.

"N-no! Get away from me you freaks!" Jojo gasped, realization dawning on her.

"Don't be that way, babe! We just want to have some bonding time with ya…"

"I'm telling you Zero, we did not go this way!" Alex sighed as he and his 'son' walked down the dark alley and saw the men surrounding Jojo. "Hey! You guys mind telling me where we are? Huh?"

"HELP!" Jojo cried as the leader of the small gang grabbed her.

"Quiet!"

"Hey buddy, I don't wanna be a bother, but I don't think she likes you that way. Or any way, to be exact."

"Why don't you buzz off, punk!" the man replied.

"Ooooh! Clever. How about you let her go, and then I can walk her home?"

"Get rid of him!"

Four of the bad guys ran at Alex who raised his brow before slipping past them. "Nice try, but I watch anime! I know how to fight!" he said, before spinning around and kicking one of the guys' head. The man hit the

"Wow…" Jojo whispered.

"Why you little!" one of the other guys yelled, and threw a punch at Alex.

The skirt chaser dodged the attack and head butted him, knocking the enemy out instantly. "HA…OW!" he groaned, holding his head in pain.

"He's amazing!" Jojo gasped.

"GO DADDY!" Zero cheered. "GO DADDY GO! WIN! YAY!" he continued, and grabbed a pom-pom with his tail and swung it around. He also had a small banner in his mouth, which said, GO DADDY.

"Grab him" the last two guys yelled, charging at Alex.

"Zero! Sic em!" he ordered, and the blue dragon jumped at one of the men, biting hit ear painfully.

"OW! OW! GET IT OFF ME!"

"I got it! Don't worry!" the other man yelled and began smacking his friend, trying to get Zero off.

"Right, they're done," Alex smiled. "Hmm? Wanna let her go or is this going to get violent…er? Violenter? Look, yes or no to letting her go!?"

"Violenter!? That's not even a real word!"

"I'll take that as a no!" the Dragonark boy declared, and kicked his foot against the man's crouch. "I win!" he laughed as the man hit the ground, and he caught Jojo in his hands. "You okay, beautiful?"

"Y-y-y-y-yes…"

"Don't worry. I'm a good guy," Alex grinned and gave her a flower, followed by a wink. "Come on, I'll walk you home. Zero, let's go!" he ordered, motioning the baby dragon to follow.

"Coming Daddy!"


"…Is that how it really happened?" Arcana asked.

"Wow! Good job Alex! High Five!" Felix stated, and slapped her friend's hand.

"I have a hard time believing Alex defeated five grown men…Maybe if they were babies….babies with no limbs….MAYBE," Lizzie added.

"It's true! He was my hero!" Jojo squealed in joy. "I love him! And he loves me! Right Alex? Huh? Alex? Where'd you go?"

"I saw him jump out the window," Ben answered.

""But we're on the third floor!" Trip stated.

"That explains why I heard a scream and crash when he jumped out…"


"I can't stand it in here! I GOTTA GET OUT OR I'LL GO CRAZY!" Blade100 screamed.

"You've been here for five minutes," Xenolord stated.

"…Seriously? Feels like two. Well hopefully my girlfriend will come save me…Any minute now…AHHHH! HATE WAITITNG!"

"You're very impatient."

"Yeah I know. That's it! We must escape this prison! Like in the movies! We're going to need soap, a spoon, gum, and forks! MANY FORKS!"

"…This guy makes me look like sane…" Xenolord commented.

"With me or not?!"

"Sure, I got nothing better to do."

"Excellent! Come my less famous sidekick! AWAY!" Blade100 screamed and jumped forward, hitting the wall. "…Whoops….Maybe we should wait for them to let us out for dinner tonight."

"Good plan."

"Dinner time, maggots!" the warden screamed as the criminals began lining up for dinner.

"Did you get the soap?" Blade100 asked as they sat down at a table.

"Yes, I got it. Was not fun."

"Silence my less famous sidekick. I got the forks and spoon. Now we need the gum…" Blade100 whispered.

"Hey! Punk! Give me your food!" a large man screamed, walking over. The two looked at him, and saw he was chewing gum in his mouth.

"AHA!" Blade100 smiled and suddenly forced his entire hand into the man's mouth. "Hm…GOT IT!" he declared, and yanked out the man's brain. "…That ain't it! Here, Xenolord, hold this!"

"I don't want it!"

"Come on! Be a pal!"

"Fine," Xenolord sighed and held the brain as Blade100 reached into the man's mouth again, looking for the gum.

"Nope, lungs…Nope, large intestine…Nope, small intestine…No-…I don't even want to know what that is…! Car keys, books, pie, a jewel, latex mask, heart, kidney, F-27 jet…This is going to take a while," Blade100 sighed as he pulled out a large raccoon from the man's mouth. The raccoon looked at him before running off, turning around only to see what would come out of the mouth next.

To answer the raccoon, Blade100 ended up pulling out a wolf, which ran after the raccoon to eat.

"…This guy sure knows how to eat," Xenolord commented.


"Alex!" Jojo cried. "Zero, come on!" she ordered and hopped on to the little blue dragon and flew out the window, in hunt of the Dragonark boy.

"…They gone?" Alex asked, opening up his door.

"Wait, I don't you jumped out the window?" Trip said.

"My little secret, ladies."

"Nice girl you have, Alex," Arcane commented.

"Thanks. Now you see why I didn't want to go here!"

"Why? Jojo seems nice…a little obsessive, but nice," Lizzie stated.

"Yeah…but…she's just so…so…I don't know! I'm a bachelor! I mean, flirting, making out, doing it with a girl is one thing, but Jojo wants a relationship! I ain't ready for that! I cannot be tied down like that!"

"Don't you think you're overreacting?" Rayne asked.

"Probably. In fact, by the end of this chapter, I would have probably learned an important moral lesson, but until then, I shall remain firm. There is NO WAY I would ever date Jojo!"

"Alex…" Rayne whispered.

"She's right behind me, ain't she?" the skirt chaser gulped.

"Yeah. She's also crying," Lizzie added.

"Crud…Jojo, I-"

"You hate me…?" Jojo asked, sitting on top of Zero, who was perched on the open window. The pink Moglin was teary eyed, her ears were down. Sadness was an obvious feature on her.

"NO! No! Awww Jojo, don't cry! Please I just…think you're annoying…Ow!" Alex groaned as Felix smacked him.

"I…I'm sorry for annoying you…Zero…take me home, please…" Jojo choked out through her tears as the blue dragon obeyed.

"…Crud…"

SMACK!

"You made her cry!" Arcane accused. "I hope you feel good about yourself!"

"No…No, not really, actually. I can't stand it when cute girls cry like that! Ow…What is this…feeling in my heart?"

"It's probably guilt," Faust explained.

"Guilt? What is this…guilt?"

"You get it whenever you feel bad after doing something bad," Maria explained.

"Guilt sucks…."


"Possum, teeth, guns, clown outfit, iPod…Mom?"

"Hi honey!"

"…Just ignore it, she'll go away," Blade100 whispered as he continued to pull things out of the mouth of the now dead man. "Toy car, TV, batteries, scooter, wheel, AHA! GUM! Look Xenolord! I got it!"

"Huh? Oh! Great!" Xenolord yawned as he awoke from his nap.

"Quickly! To the next phase of my plan!"

"Okay, so now what?" Xenolord asked as he and Blade100 stood in their cell.

"NOW! WE ESCAPE! WITH THE POWER…OF SOAP!"

"…You are crazy."

"That's right."

"So….what next?"

"Simple," Blade100 smiled as he held the soap and looked at his partner.

"….Why are you looking at me like that?"

"HA!" the younger boy screamed, and tackled the other guy down and began stuffing the soap into his mouth. After forcing the bar of soap into Xenolord's mouth, he ran to the cell door and screamed, "GUARDS! THIS GUY IS SICK!"

"Oh please! Do you know how many people try that trick?" a guard asked, walking over.

"But he really is! Look!" Blade100 said, and picked up Xenolord, who looked pale, with his eyes watering.

"He looks fine to-"

"BLARG!" the man gagged as he unleashed a flood of stomach acid, soap, and his dinner into the guards' faces.

"AWWWW! GROSS!" one yelled, and as he tried to get the barf off his face. As he did this, Blade100 used the fork from earlier and put the gum on it. He then reached forward with the fork, and stuck the keys on one of the guards' belt, to the gum, and brought it over. "Told you it would work!"

"…How did that…? No…I don't wanna know. Let's just go."

"Right! Next, the power of spoons!"


"Mommy?"

"I'm not your mommy, Zero…"

"Mommy, Daddy did not mean it. Daddy does love you, he does!" Zero stated, knowing full well what was wrong. His Daddy said something bad, and now Mommy was sad. Zero didn't know much about women, but he knew enough that when women are sad, its either boy trouble or shopping trouble.

And they were nowhere near a mall.

"No Zero…He doesn't…I've been thinking, and…I've been so annoying to Alex…I thought that love could overcome the fact we're two different species, but…I was so horribly wrong…"

"Mommy! No! That's wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! You good Mommy! Best Mommy! Best Mommy a baby dragon can ask for!"

"…Here's my stop Zero. Drop me off there," Jojo commanded.

"…Yes, Mommy…"

Zero did as he was told and when Jojo walked back into her small hut, he looked up, singing a bright star shine in a sea of similar ones. As his small black wings lifted him up, he began humming a tune before gently reciting a very famous nursery rhyme his daddy once sang to him.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

"Hmm…I wish there was a way for Mommy Jojo and Daddy to be together…" Zero sighed.


"FREEDOM! FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!" Blade100 screamed as he and Xenolord ran to the large wall that separated them from freedom.

"Okay, now what?"

"NOW we use the spoons to tunnel ourselves out!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Brilliant."

"Thanks! I just know this will work!"

"How did that not work!?" Blade100 screamed.

"Who knows?!" Xenolord replied.

"Well don't worry! I have plenty of other ideas!"

"…Well, I'll admit your plans are at least exciting."

"Up…Up…AND AWAY!" Blade100 screamed as threw Xenolord into the air.

"OW!" the man replied as he collided face first into the wall.

"….Hmm….I might need a new plan."

"A catapult!?" Xenolord asked as they sat in the wooden machine.

"YES! Hang on!" Blade100 stated as the catapult suddenly fell apart. "…That could have gone worse!"

"Well, back to the drawing board!" Xenolord sighed.

BOOM!

The catapult then burst into flames and exploded, landing our heroes on the ground, covered in soot.

"….That hurt," Blade100 commented.

"That it did."

-

"Come on, hurry up!" Xenolord ordered.

"Hey! Making a gun is harder then it looks!" Blade100 stated. The criminal had with him cotton wadding, musket balls, a cannon; ram rod, and a bowl of gunpower. "I need to put this in just or it will blow up!"

"Well hurry up! The guards are coming!" the partner in crime screamed.

"Alright! Aright! Powder! Ball! Wadding!" he announced, putting the thing in the small cannon. "RAM ROD!"

BOOM!

"…It blew up," Xenolord stated.

"I noticed. Maybe its ball, powder, wadding, then ram ro-?"

BOOM

"Maybe its wadding."

BOOM!

"The cotton wadding blew up."

"Ball."

BOOM!

"Pow-"

BOOM!

"Then ram r-"

BOOM!

"…Can we just go back to our cell?" Blade100 groaned.


"Man…Things feel so weird with Alex being so silent," Blaze stated.

"Tell me about it….Its nice," Arcana commented.

"That's mean!" Felix commented. "I like Alex! He's nice to me!"

"You do realize all those times he was nice to you, it was because he wanted to do you, right?" Shiro asked.

"What..?"

"Maybe we can try cheering him up!" Natalya suggested.

"How?" Lizzie asked.

"Funny you should mention that!" Ben replied, walking over to the kids. "Look what I found! Rave at 10:30 PM tonight at Falconreach Underground!"

"A rave? Would that work?" Aria asked.

"Anyone have a better plan?" Trip replied. "No? Then let's do it!"

"Here's the key to Alex's room. Have fun kids!" Ben said, handing Rayne a key. The group nodded and thanked the guardian and ran to Alex's room, not using the room and instead, kicking the door down.

"Huh? What are you guys doing h-?!"

"GRAB HIM!" Rayne ordered.

"This is both horribly uncomfortable, and amazingly erotic," Alex commented as the girls carried him out of Ben's apartment tied up with rope.

"For the last time! We're just taking you to a rave!" Blaze sighed.

"You know personally I like being on top, but if it's your gals I might consider being on the bottom."

-

"Why are we doing this again?" Arcana grumbled.

"Because Alex is our friend!" Felix replied.

"She's cute," Shiro pointed as a blond walked by.

"Yeah…She is!" Alex agreed, and when the girl walked by he delivered a loud slap to her ass and smiled….right before being slapped by the girl. "Okay, I deserved that."

"Alex seems to be returning to normal," Lizzie stated, rather loudly due to the loud music playing.

"…Bad or good?" Rayne asked as the multicolored lights shined and illuminated small parts of the club, moving all around.

"Hard to tell," Armour answered. "Hey, where did Trip and Aria go?"

"They're dancing together," Felix answered, pointing at the two girls dancing to the rave techno beat. "It looks like fun!"

"Come on Rayne, let's join them!" Lizzie suggested, tugging on her girlfriend's arm.

"Whoa!"

As the rest of the girls ran on to the dance floor, the boys were left alone at the table. They looked at one another, before looking around for a partner, because you can't dance at rave without a sexy girl with you.

"Wow…" Alex whispered as he saw a girl walk in.

"What? What is i-…wow," the other boys repeated as a beauty walked in.

The girl looked like she was older than the group of teens, around her early twenties. She had emerald green eyes which shined even in the darkness of the rave. A red cocktail dress that seemed two sizes too small, as our heroes could just barely glimpse the woman's pink thong. The woman also had long, beautiful pink hair which extended all the way to her big and sweet bottom. Of course, the parts of her that stood out were exposed cleavage, and large bust.

"…Wow…" Shiro whispered. "I think I'm in love…" he added as he began moving to the pink haired beauty.

"Oh no you don't! She's mine!" Alex yelled, pushing the other boy out of the way and running to the beauty. "Hi! I'm Alex, Alex Dragonark. You must be Amazingly. Amazingly Sexy. Right?"

The woman looked at Alex before turning her head and walking away, her red high heels making soft clicks at they hit the ground.

"What, not even a reply? That's not right…" the Dragonark whispered.

As the girl walked by, both guys and girls turned to stare at her, also becoming hypnotized by her beauty and sexy body. Many boys and girls flirted with her, and instead of just ignoring them like with Alex, she thanked them and even flirted back a bit with them.

"What the heck?" the Dragonark boy said.

"My turn!" Shiro declared, but was once again pushed out of the way of Alex and ran to the pink haired beauty.

"Hey, I'm Alex. I lost my number can I have yours?" the skirtchaser smiled.

And again, the girl turned away, though this time with a mean, 'HMPH' in reply to Alex's phrase.

"Hey baby, how about I lead you away from this loser?" another more muscular man offered, pushing Alex aside.

"That will be great, just one second," the pink girl replied and turned to Alex. "Come over here," she whispered, motioning him closer. He leaned forward and she whispered into his ear, "You broke my heart Alex…I hope I just did the same to you."

POW!

Alex was shot back and crashed into a table as the girl walked off with the other man, leaving the flirt lying in the remains of the table.

"Alex! You okay?" Felix asked, running over.

"Geez! What did you do to get her mad?" Arcana asked.

"…Jojo…"

"What?" the girl asked before Alex jumped up and ran after the girl. "Hey! Alex! Where is he going?!"

"Dunno…Should we follow?" Natalya asked.

"Maybe this is one of those 'let him do it himself' things?" Maria suggested.

"…Who votes we leave Alex alone?" Trip asked. "Who votes we go help him?"

"I can't believe this! How the heck is this even possible!? But that voice…What she said…She has to be!" Alex yelled as he looked around for Jojo and the other man. "Oh come on! They couldn't have gotten that far away!"


"That was a pretty good hit you got on that one kid," the man commented as he led the beautiful woman into an alley.

"Yeah…I never knew I had it in me…"

"Something wrong, babe?"

"I don't know…I kind of feel bad for what I did back there…" the pink woman sighed.

"Well don't worry babe, I think I know how to make you feel better," the man replied, before suddenly wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close. "But first let's get your clothes off!"

"Hey! Stop!" she ordered, fighting him off, trying to break out of her grip. She was afraid now…Was this man planning to do what she thought he was planning to do? She was too afraid to really fight back as the man pushed her against the wall and licked his lips. "Don't tell me you didn't see this com-"

"JOJO!"

The two turned to see Alex staring at them. The boy stood there like a statue, staring at this man as he held the pink haired beauty.

"Alex…Help," the tearful Moglin-turned-human begged.

"Buzz off, ki-"

"HA!" Alex roared and slammed his fist into the man's face, sending him flying. "You are dead!"

Jojo stared with wide wet eyes as she watched her hero beat the cruel man around. I…I hurt him and now…He's still saving me after all of this…

"I heard him from over here!" Felix stated as she, Trip, Aria, Shiro, Amour, Faust, and Serras ran into the alley. "Wow…"

"RAH!" Alex screamed as he threw the larger man out of the alley. "That's for Jojo!" he stated, before kicking the man into the air. "That's for me! And this…IS FOR FUN!" the Dragonark boy finished as he stomped on the man, sending him back down.

"…Where did you learn to fight like that?" Serras asked.

"My Dad used to teach me! He was great fighter!" Alex replied, before his eyes widened. "OW!" he screamed, holding his foot, and then his hand. "I think I hit that guy too hard!" he groaned, rubbing his possibly broken fingers.

"Alex…"

"Jojo?"

"That's Jojo!?" Shiro questioned. "How…But she…What?"

"DADDY! MOMMIES! UNCLES!" Zero called out, flying over. As soon as he did, he crashed into Alex, making the two lay on the ground, half conscious. "Owie…"

"Ughhhh…"

"DADDY! MOMMIES! UNCLES! ImadeawishforMommyJojoandDaddytobehappythenIsawgreatbigpinklightshinefromMommyJojo'shome,andthenIsawhertalkingtoherselfthroughawindowandthenshelefttogofindDaddy,soIwenttogotellDaddythatMommywashuman,butwasalsoverymadathim! But then I got lost…" the blue dragon explained.

"…What?" everyone asked, except Felix.

"He said, he made a wish for Jojo and Alex to be happy, and then he saw a great big pink light shine from Jojo's home, and then saw her talking to herself through a window and then she left to go find Alex, so Zero went to go tell Alex that Jojo was not only human, but was also very mad at him," the cat demon explained.

"……?"

"What? What's it obvious?"

"Right…Look, Jojo-"

"Alex-"

"I'm sorry? You're sorry? What are you sorry for? I should be sorry! No me!" the two said simultaneously.

"I broke your heart! I was a total jerk!"

"No, you weren't, I was just annoying little fan girl, and you were just being nice to me."

"Actually, he was a jerk," Armour commented. "…Sorry, not helping, am I?"

"No! Look, you like me, and I like you. It's simple. If you're willing to take me back, I swear I'll try to make you as happy as can be…I'll understand if you refuse."

"Alex…I don't know if this transformation is permanent. Are you really willing to take a little Moglin as a lover? Even if I do remain human, my human form is years older than you! Not to mention if this wish wears off… We're not even the same sp-" the pink haired woman was quickly silenced as the younger boy's lips.

"Awww!" the girls cooed.

"Oh come on! Now even Alex has a girl?" Shiro sighed. "When will it be my turn?"

"…Wow," Jojo whispered, a small trail of saliva linking the two mouths.

"Yeah…Wow…So…Does this mean we're an item? WHOA!" the Dragonark boy yelled as the older woman tackled him down, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissed him wildly, which Alex returned.

"…Okay! That's enough, no need to get your clothes off!" Trip yelled as she noticed the two were trying to undress the other. "Geez," the blushing red girl whispered.

"Hey, where are the others?" Alex asked his face covered in pink lipstick kiss marks.

"Oh, they're back at your place. Come on, let's go meet them there," Felix answered.

"We can tell them the good news," Aria added.


"So any other bright ideas?" Xenolord sighed.

BOOM!

"Did something blow up again?" Blade100 asked. "Wait…Baby!" he screamed as a woman ran to their cell. "What took you so long? Xenolord, this is my girlfriend, Dragon! Dragon, this is my friend, Xenolord!"

"…Your girlfriend looks like a freaking Amazon!" the man whispered.

It was true! The woman had long, flowing brown hair, a beautiful boy, stood taller than both boys, and had a sword strapped to her waist, and skin tight clothes, which showed off her features well.

"How did you two get together?"

"She thinks I'm cute," Blade100 shrugged as Dragon ripped the bars open.

"Come on you two!" she ordered. "I have the truck waiting outside!"

"Thanks again for busting us out, baby," Blade100 said. "You're one in a million!" he complimented, wrapping his arm around her side and kissing her cheek.

"No problem. Thanks for taking care of my little boyfriend while he was in jail, Xenolord. We can't drive you to where you need to go, but we can give you a ride," Dragon smiled as she opened the camouflaged truck. "Here, use this."

"…A motorcycle?" Xenolord whispered. "COOL!" he yelled, and jumped on to it. He started it up and looked at his friends, and smiled. "Will I ever see you again?"

"Maybe! All an author has to do is write us in. Until then, see you!" Blade100 answered as the older man drove off with motorcycle.

"Falconreach, here I come!" he yelled.


"Think they'll be home soon?" Rayne asked.

"Who knows?" Lizzie replied.

"Hmm? Where's that one girl? Arcana?" Ben asked, looking around.

"…"

CRASH!

"Guys! Look what I found!" they heard her voice yell.

"What? What is it?!" Maria asked as they ran to the center of the voice, finding Arcana in Alex's room.

"Look!"

"The Dragonark Family tree?" Blaze read. "Grace Dragonark, who married a man named Hunter. They had two sons, Charles Dragonark, who had a son named Alex Dragonark."

"Charles Dragonark…That name sounds familiar..." Faust stated.

"As it should. Charles used to be police officer, and a damn good one, in a city called Krovesport, a lawless, Rouge-filled land. Alex was born there, before moving here and growing up. He hardly remembers that place, since ya know…Babies ain't really that good at remembering stuff."

((Krovesport is a real place! Check out AdventureQuest if ya don't believe me!"

"Wait, it says here Charles also had a brother," Natalya said. "A man named…Sep…Spe…How do you pronounce this?"

"Sepulchure. The man's name was, Sepulchure Dragonark, Alex's uncle. He has a daughter, Gravelyn, Alex's cousin..."

BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUM!


END….FOR NOW…Okay, bye.

…I felt this chapter was badly made…Then again I feel that way about A LOT of my stories, so it's up to you to decide. So…Here are some things for the next Authors to poke at.

If Sepulchure is an evil undead ruler in Dragonfable and AdventureQuestWorlds, what is he in here? An evil business man? A gangster? All of the above? That's for the next author to tell.

What about his daughter? What relation might Gravelyn have with Alex? Does she hate him? Love him? Care for him? Also not for me to tell.

What about Jojo's transformation? Is it a permanent transformation? Temporary? Can she switch between the two? Not for me to tell.

What will be the others' reaction when they find out Alex has a girlfriend?

Will Xenolord reach Falconreach on time with his new MOTORCYCLE?

What are DA and Flame doing while all of this is happening?