Chapter 4
Jasper's POV
"So, where are we gonna go terrorize hobo's?" I asked
"Well. Where do hobo's live?" He asked
"In the subway!" I said "Loads of hobo's live there!" I said
"Well, let's go!" He said
We started walking down the street to the nearest subway station. We walked down what was obviously a popular shopping street, with shops like Abercrombie, Hollister, Topshop, New Look and all the other major high street brands.
"In here, little brother?" Emmett asked
"For god's sake, I'm not your little brother! I'm your big brother!" I said
"OK then, big brother. Are we going in here?" Emmett asked
"I guess" I said, and we walked inside.
A man on the street pushed a newspaper into our hands and said
"Would you like the newest edition of the Times? It has a free kids DVD in it!"
"We're not kids, and no, we don't want it." I said
"Oh come on. I'm sure you'd like to watch The Lion King or Kung Fu Panda tonight!" He said
"No, we don't want to. We have girlfriends coming over." I said
"Are you sure? It's high quality and not pirated!" He said
"Look, if you say one more word to me, my brother's gonna have to sort you out. And trust me, you don't want that." I said. He took one look at Emmett and said nervously "Well, you have fun with your girlfriends later on!"
"Trust me, we will. Now get out of my face!" I said, and walked away.
"Well, shall we go piss off that hobo?" Emmett said
"I don't know if we should, I mean it might get a bit violent." I said
"The more violence, the better!" Emmett said
"I know but I don't want to end up really hurting someone, even if it is just a homeless dude." I said
"Trust me, it'll be fine." Emmett said
"OK then, shall we go and piss that dude off?" I said, and pointed and a homeless guy in a cardboard box who obviously hadn't washed in weeks, who had only a sleeping bag and a box for company.
"Yeah!" Emmett said
"Well, what shall we do?" I said
"I'll show you." Emmett said. He walked up to the box the guy was sleeping in, and kicked it and then tipped it sideways.
"What the hell! I'm trying to frickin' sleep here!" He shouted angrily at Emmett. To our surprise, he got out of the box and started running towards us.
"What shall we do!" I hissed quietly at Emmett
"Run, idiot!" He replied
We started running at what was meant to be a normal human pace, but seeing the looks we were getting from people, it was probably a bit faster. However, they could also have been staring at us for terrorizing hobo's and then being chased by one.
"Hey, you get back here! When I catch you, you're going to regret it! I'm gonna teach you a little lesson about respect!" the hobo said
"If you can catch us!" Emmett shouted.
"Oh trust me, I will!" the hobo said
We started running a bit faster, but after a few seconds the hobo's angry shouts quietened. We looked back, and saw him dialing a pay – phone. Since we could hear him very clearly even though he was at the other end of the station, and heard him say "Yes, hi, I'm in the South Seattle subway station. Yes, I'm calling to report a case of vandalism. Yes, they were a pair of very pale boys, one who was slim and blonde, and the other very muscled and with curly black hair. Yes, they're still in the area. OK, I'll wait here for you."
"Shit! He's called the cops on us!" I said
"Uh – oh" Emmett said
We looked at each other, and ran at human pace out of the Subway. We ran to the outskirts of the city, and ran at our normal pace around the city to the North side.
"Ok, I don't think they'll bother to look this far for us." Emmett said.
"You stupid idiot!" I screamed at him
"We would've been put in frickin' jail if we couldn't run as fast as we could!" I said
"Chill, dude. It was fun. You should enjoy stuff like that more." Emmett said
"Are you saying that you enjoy the prospect of being put in jail for vandalism!" I screamed
"Look, they never had a chance of catching us. It was a joke!" He said
"That's true. But you have to promise me you'll be a bit more responsible." I said
"Ok. Whatever we do here for the rest of today, I'll clear it with you first." He said
"OK. I have to admit, it was actually quite funny how that guy just suddenly got up and started chasing us. I mean, as if he ever had a chance of catching us!" I said
"Yeah, that's more like it! You should have seen his face aswell! It was so funny!" Emmett said
"Yeah. We should probably hang around here for a bit, you know. Let the cops clear before we go home." I said
"Yeah. Let's hang around I the park. I really want to have a go at vampirizing a squirrel." Emmett said.
"Let's go." I said
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