Wow, all this really got me to feeling guilty on a serious level, so I'd like to apologize to people.
Lira
Sorry about, err, writing an entire "hate chapter" to you. That was pretty immature of me; I just wanted to get out that I felt offended that you would point fingers before I could get a word out. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Cookie and hug for you, ok?
Aya-Suntuico
I'm sorry all this happened in the first place! Really I feel this is cleared up and stuff but it sure taught me a lesson about checking for other ideas first. You know, to make sure I don't accidently CLONE anything (thus, marked as plagiarism in the future).
Anyone, ANYONE who read that last chapter
All I have to say is, "OH MY GOD." I wrote that, and it makes me feel like a total bitch (excuse me). I mean, seriously. I used the f word and everything!
Ok, mini story time! (just so this isn't entirely an author's note, I read in the code of conduct that you can't write authors notes or something)
"Sasuke, what's wrong with your girlfriend? She's scaring me." Shikamaru whispered to the Uchiha, eyeing the hysterically sobbing girl. She was latched onto her computer mumbling "I'm sorry" inbetween her sniffles, rubbing her cheek against the monitor to show her apologetic affection.
"I-I don't know," Sasuke whispered back. "Maybe I got her pregnant or something." Though, just the thought of that explanation left Sasuke drained of color from his face, ready to faint and hit the carpet floor.
"I'm sorry I could have ever typed those things, I'm so sorry! Could you ever forgive me?!" Hinata wailed to the blank screen.
Choji stuffed his face with more barbecue flavored chips, sitting on Sasuke's couch (getting crumbs everywhere, ew), teary-eyed and rooting for Hinata. It was like watching a soap opera, between woman and her technology. "Computer, understand her feelings! She wants you back!" he shouted.
"Sasuke? Sasuke, are you alright? You don't look so good, man…" Shikamaru violently shook his friend's shoulder, which remained stiff.
"I'm going to be a dad…I'm going to be a DAD..." Sasuke repeatedly whimpered until his eyes finally rolled back and he smacked onto the floor. Hinata was still crying in the background, Choji rooting for her and tossing chips into the air, and Sasuke paler than usual and unconscious.
Shikamaru stood over Sasuke and scratched his head at this…strange situation. "How troublesome, I'm going to go take a nap." And he walked away.
