Merlin's Saggy Wrinkly Bottom this dorm is boring… I spend every night here and never noticed how excruciatingly boring it is. I don't even have my school books or anything…
*5 minutes later*
I have a plan! I'll come out and pretend nothing has happened! Or I could pretend that i had gone temporarily insane or it was all for scientific research- Does the Popularity of Boys affect their kissing? It could work!
Who am I kidding? Potter is vaguely intelligent he'd work out my denial and be as infuriating as ever…
Lily! Work up some courage! Go out and face that extremely good-looking annoying boy and tell him how you feel!
Arrrgh fine conscience this better be good!
Oh I'm talking to myself again…
Marlene and Rosa are now begging me to come out in-between giggles and Alice is continuing with her dream threats.
Oh Merlin here goes…
