Cullen Electronics
Another year gone by here at Cullen Electronics, and another year we shall celebrate together! Most of you may remember, at last year's Christmas party I was found under the tree with a certain brunette. Thanks for capturing the moment, Emmett!
When Bella Swan joined our company as VP of Marketing, I wanted to see her as just a résumé and one of the top VP's in the business, but working with her for months and ignoring my attraction to her beautiful face, long dark hair and round ass, (it's okay, you all know my love for her ass) was more than I could handle.
Working late nights with her beside me was living torture, but if nothing else, you know I'm a professional and my sole responsibility was making Cullen Electronics the best damn company it could be. Screw you Apple! Side note there will be a company-wide check for iPhones. If I find one I'm throwing it out. I'm looking at you, Alice Whitlock! Every employee should own Cullens own cPhone!
It's because of Bella, that the cPhone is currently number five within our smart phone competitors. Now that she' returned from maternity leave, I'm sure we'll make number two!
One magical event that happened from last year's Christmas party is our little bundle of joy, Hannah. I admit discovering I was to be a father only two months into my new relationship was a bit of a shock, but holding our sweet baby girl brings me so much joy.
If being a father wasn't enough of a jolt to my way a life, marrying my Bella, six months after the 2017 Christmas party, definitely improved my life for the better.
I thought that I was cursed to be alone, but then she came and stole my heart and my cPhone. My lovely wife went through my phone and deleted every woman that was not family, friend or co-worker.
Last but not least, you can thank your first lady, Bella, for the extra bonus this year. She insisted that each of you be compensated for us finding our happily ever after at Cullen Electronics.
Let's get this holiday party started! Rest assured you will not find the Cullens under the tree this year because we have to get home to our baby girl. As always, thank you for working your asses off here at Cullen Electronics! We look forward to another great year and kicking Apple's ass!
Go Team!
Edward & Bella Cullen