Merry Christmas Everyone!
We know you guys were pissed when we decided to hightail it out of Forks
for Christmas and I know you're all dying to know where the hell
we are! Believe me, all of your texts have kept us entertained with
your theories and much to our delight, you're all wrong! HA!
Emmett, sorry dude, but we didn't go to Vegas for the World's Largest
Buffet and please tell Rose that the Detroit Auto Show just wasn't on
our list this year. I know she'll be disappointed. Jasper... smdh dude.
The Texas War reenactment at the Alamo? Really? Just... no.
Hey Alice, sorry to burst your bubble, but Fashion Week in Paris will
have to wait another year and quite frankly, I'm surprised that out of
everyone, you didn't see this coming! Mom, Dad, Renee and Charlie… the
golf resort in Scottsdale wasn't even on our short list.
Please know that after months of listening to you all bitch and
moan and letting you drive us crazy about flowers, seating
arrangements and those stupid little cakes – oh and old Mr. Crabtree's
23 year old girlfriend, we take great pleasure in sharing our location
and news...
SUSRPRISE! WE ELOPED!
Merry Christmas from Vermont!
Edward and Bella Cullen