Dear Grandma and Grandpa
Masen and I are writing for Leah and Seth. They're upset because they're going to miss Christmas with you because Uncle Em wants to go to a dudded place instead. They said there were horses, and horses have nothing to do with Christmas, just like the beach last year! They miss you and all our Christmas traditions.
Daddy told us that he was thinking of taking us to Hawaii and they have pineapples. Grandma, pineapples are weird and we want your special hot chocolate and pancakes Christmas morning. Like last year, daddy thought it was great that we were in Canada spearrencing new food. Grandma, fruitted cake was so yucky bad that we had to spit it out in our napkins when daddy wasn't looking and drop it on the floor. And because there was no Jake there, we had to be careful when we left not to step in it. We want Grandpa's special Christmas ice cream Sunday's.
We also want to help you decorate too so we'll all come a week early so you have enough help because daddy said you were only putting up a small faked tree, but we know you'd never do that so we'll come to help. Daddy and Uncle Em are strong and will carry the giant tree and cut it down too. Masen and I are big enough to carry the reindeer and Seth and Leah can carry the light up trees out of the garage now that we're old.
So Grandma and Grandpa, you see our situation is really, really, really, really bad. Help us get daddy and Uncle Em to go to your house so we can have the bestest Christmas ever in the whole wide world. We love coming to Forks and so does mommy, but she said daddy has a bad case of wonderluck because of our new baby brother or sister coming, oops that was supposed to be a secret so don't tell, though you need to know so you can put up a stocking on the fireplace for them and tell Santa. We hope Grandpa can cure the wonderluck while we're there.
We miss you so much and want to have a real Christmas where it's snowy, cold and full of lights and candy. We want to see your house and tree like the pictures here. If all else fails, Masen, Seth, Leah and I will sneak on the train or walk to your house and just live there forever.
HELP, HELP, HELP!
Love, Lizzy and Masen, Seth and Leah too