Here I am about to attend my first day in a real highschool, and heres to hoping I won't embarass myself. As we get closer to the school I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit nervous about interacting with new people, outside of my parent's coffee shops. I finally told my parents I wanted to be a normal teenager for once, enjoy doing dumb things with friends or even try my hand at dating stupid simple stuff like that. I mean who wants to say that their main social interaction in life , outside of family was privileged assholes at the family coffee shop. The idea being normal and around people my age sounds much more exciting.
"Alright son are you ready?"My dad said with a hopeful smile.
I look out my passenger window seeing several of my now classmates, entering the brick building labeled South Park High. I take a deep breath. " Ready as I can be Dad."
"Well Tweek remember the only real thing in life you can trust is coffee, and if a boy tries to blow you in the janitors closet, make him at least take you out to dinner before you put out, because you-"
"And on that note, I will be fine Dad I'm just going to school. I'll be just fine" I grabbed my brown messenger bag from the back seat. "Sorry son we just worry about you, High School can be a crazy place."
I laughed a little as I hopped out of the car. "Alright Dad see yuh" My Dad waved as he drove off. Well here I am no turning back now. I had my hair pulled back in a thin black head band, wearing an olive green long sleeve, dark jeans, and my black coffee thermos. I took a sip from my thermos, and began walking to the entrance, once I made it through I grabbed the paper that had my locker, combo, number and schedule on it. As I'm looking through all the lockers trying to find my own, I felt a tap on my shoulder.
When I turned around I saw a rather cheerful looking blonde boy wearing a baby blue turtle neck, and black pants. " Well hello there you must be the new kid, Im Butters. Whats your name?" he stuck out his hand to offer me a handshake, I shook back.
"My name is Tweek Tweak and my parents own a coffee shop here and in North Park, and I was homeschooled in North Park until now."
"Wait are you talking about Tweek Bros, the one that just opened up? My parents can't stop talking about it they love it, its basically their new addiction as well as mine. Thats awesome." He said with genuine excitement.
"Well thanks I guess, if you want maybe you can check it out sometime when I'm working." I was kinda shocked to hear someone excited and addicted to our coffee. Maybe this whole normal kid thing will be easier than I thought.
"Sounds great, but first would you like me to show you around?"
"I would really appreciate that." So I showed him my paper and on our way to where my locker was, there was this group of 4 guys that stood out, the one that looked to be the leader was a heavier set dude with light brown hair combed to the side wearing a black long sleeve button up, red ascott, red pants. The guy on his left was wearing a pink and black poof ball hat, with a light pink cut off shirt with a black fishnet longsleeve over it, and black pants. The guy on the other side of him had kinky curly red hair put into a bun , wearing a pink and black vertical stripe button up, with black leather pants. The one on the right side of the heavy set guy was a blonde wearing a black hooded vest over a pink long sleeve, and half pink half black pants, with black combat boots. And they were all wearing the amber colored sunglasses, and the ones wearing pink were wearing the exact same shade. They were walking with a crazy amount of confidence almost in sync it was mesmerising, what I would give to have all eyes on me while I walked down the halls looking gay as hell with all of the confidence. As they walked by they looked at me like someone scouting for talent.
" Who are they?" I said curiously with a hint of intrigue.
Butters took a deep breath "Those are the Metros...They basically own this school, they are the top of the food chain you mess with them and its pretty much over for you. The big one is Cartman he's a mythic douchebag, the one in the hood is Kenny he's quiet most of the time but that should scare you more, red head is Kyle if any of them have a soul its him and the other is Stan hes not very bright "
"They looker gayer than me though whats with that?"
"Oh they're metrosexual, which to put it simply has them look really gay while being straight."
"Well shit." It seems I may have spoken a little soon about saying that this normal stuff would be easy.