Snake and rick and morty and sans and elon landed in the jungle after jumping out of the rocket which was used by them to escape. They were now in the jungle again and were going to go attack colonel volgins base and kill him and the boss and the shagohod. As they started to sneak through the forest a blue blur came out of nowhere. Snake readied his gun because this could be a potentially dangerous enemy that was bad and to kill them. "who are you?!" snake asked this mysterious blue creature. "I'm sonic, sonic the hedgehog!" the blue thingey replied. "I'm the fastest thing alive and I was just running around the earth because I'm just that epic (deal with it lol) and I saw your rocket crash and then the helicopter was blew up" he explained. "wow, you're really that fast?" asked snake. "you bet I am! Watch this!" sonic said before running away so fast and returning in a few seconds. Sonic was holding a taco because he had ran all the way to mexico because he's very fast like the car from speed racer. "I just ran to mexico and back, you can have this" said sonic handing snake the taco. "wow, you're pretty good. And thanks." Said snake taking the taco and biting into it. "mmmm, delicious" snake moaned as he tasted it. "all I have eaten since coming here is snakes, and I would definetly not order one of those at a restaurant." Snake told him. "what're you some kind of snake eater?" asked sonic. "I guess so" said snake. "since you are so fast it could be useful for sneaking missions and cqc at fast speeds. You see we are trying to save the world and you should join us" snake told to sonic. "saving the world? Wow count me in! that's badass!" sonic said, he didn't care if he sweared or not cause he was just that cool. "cool, this is rick and morty and sans and elon musk" snake introduced them to sonic.
The 6 of them trekked through the jungle to get closer to grosnygrad. Rick was still trying to repair his portal gun with little success. Right then a red and gold blurr came out of nowhere and hit sans, sending him flying and making him unconscious. It darted around some more until it stopped and revealed to be a hedgehog that looked like sonic only black and cooler. "I am shadow the hedgehog, I am one of the cobra unit, I was trained by the boss and am going to kill you!" he shouted. Shadow pulled out a gun and was about to shoot snake but then sonic used his quick speed to slam into shadow from behind as if it was a game of football and sonic and shadow were both football players who tackled eachother. "not so fast shadow!" said sonic like a hero. "you know him?" snake asked. "yes he is my evil faker who does evil things while faking to be me!" sonic yelled at them. "me the faker? The only fake is you!" shadow exclaimed as he punched sonic, sending him back. He pulled out a grenade and through it at the 5 heroes (not sans because he is unconscious). They all scattered before the grenade could hit and moved to cover. Sonic and shadow would run around and punch eachother at speeds too fast for everyone else to keep up with. Sometimes shadow would stop though to shoot one of his guns at them. As he did this snake began to sneak up on him and did a cqc grab, putting shadow into a chokehold. Sonic then started punching shadow from the front while snake held him and then snake threwed him onto the ground where elon musk light him up with a flamethrower which made shadow on fire. Shadow screamed In pain before rolling around until he eventually rolled off a cliff and died (or did he? dundundun).
"so much for the faker" said sonic. "yeah, great teamwork everyone." Said snake to elon and sonic but not morty because he was cowering behind rocks like a bitch while rick tries to fix the portal gun and sans is knocked out. They woke up sans and snake used the radio to talk to major zero. "major come in" snake said to the radio. "I hear you snake. You're going to need to go through the mountains to go to grosnygrad and stop the boss. Eva can help you get in go meet up with her." Said major zero. "ok" said snake. Then they all went to go see eva.