Oof I'm on a roll of some sort after being inactive for like 4 months. I haven't been sleeping very well lately due to weird dreams and I think that may be influencing my writing... Late nights + Coffee = Death to my sleeping habits! Anyways, leave a review or PM me for requests!

Words: 612

Pairing: Haruhi (Ouran Host Club) and Loki / Leo (Fairy Tail)

Rating: T

Prompt: Jerks and Coffee

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or Ouran Host Club

"Out of all of the worlds I could have been transported to," Haruhi paused, hazel eyes glimmering with a familiar glare "I had to be transported to one with a bunch of fuckwads that don't understand when they've been rejected."

"Hey pretty lady," The persistent fucker was still talking "I don't think that was very nice. I think that you should do something very nice to make it up to me."

Haruhi looked at him. And looked. Taking in the lecherous grin on his smushed face and his large meaty hands coming towards her behind. She took the one last sip of her iced coffee before dumping it on his greasy, lank hair.

"What the fuck lady!" His expression grew dark as he grabbed Haruhi's arm, and pulled her towards him. "I was just paying you a fucking compliment, you stupid fucking whore!"

Haruhi's lips curled back into a cruel sneer "I said it once," Her eyes grew dark. "I said it twice," She ripped her arm out of his grasp. "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT!"

Haruhi stomped on his foot as hard as she could, and shoved her fist, equally as hard, into his solar plexus.

"Now listen here," Haruhi was done with playing nice for this man "You should have respected my fucking wishes. Next time a lady tells you that she's not interested, please kindly fuck off and leave her alone."

And with that, Haruhi kneed him in the balls.

The man went white as he clutched his, nether regions. "Urghh." He groaned and promptly crumpled to the ground.

As Haruhi dusted herself off and began to walk away, a slow round of applause came from a man leaning against a storefront wall.

"That was very brave of you." The handsome man smiled lazily at her, reminding her of something distinctly feline.

"Thanks," She replied wearily, wondering why he even stopped "Now if you'll excuse me, I must be going."

"Hey, I was just checking to make sure you were okay," He raised both his hands in a sign of surrender. "I was going to step in if things got too rough or started going badly for either of you."

She stared at him blankly for a moment. "Well, I suppose why you would think I would need help but him?"

"I was worried that you might go overboard, cause then he'd be able to press charges for 'assault'." He lightly admitted.

The furrow that had formed between Haruhi's eyebrows relaxed, marginally. As did the rest of her tense self "Oh, Thanks then."

"But my name is Leo, and I do come in peace, oh mighty and fierce tigress." He smiled again, this time brighter, and directed at her.

Her cheeks flushed, but she determinedly ignored it as she tentatively smiled back. "My name's Haruhi." She offered quietly.

"That's a beautiful name," Leo smiled softly at her, causing her cheeks to flare brightly again

"Oh, uh, here," He held out a familiar looking bottle, "I was there when you dumped yours on him, so I figured that you might want another one. Since you didn't finish yours and all?" His voice trailed off and raised in pitch as he continued talking, as though he was becoming unsure.

"Thank you, again." Haruhi was finally beginning to relax around this strange and kind man.

"It's truly no problem, Haruhi." His charm was back again at full force as her name practically glided off his tongue.

"Well," Haruhi paused, was she really about to do this? "I was about to grab some lunch before this creep showed up," She looked at him through her lashes. "Do wanna grab some lunch with me?"

His answering smile was all she saw.