Oh Brother
Summary: A series of k18 one shots with an over-laying plot. Also featuring GCC, BV, GoVi, and more.
Warning: general warning about the rating. Some chapters in this story will contain mature language, violent scenes, and adult situations. It is not recommended for anyone under 18 (not that I can stop you if you choose to read anyways.) I will warn you in advance so you can skip those scenes if you so prefer.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/S/GT or any of its characters.
2. Marron Saves the World
18 looked at Krillin wearily as the short warrior tied Marron's shoes. "Are you sure about this Krillin?"
Krillin chuckled. "Of course 18, he did save the world a bunch of times, I think he can handle hanging out with Marron for the day."
"What would they even do?"
"I don't know, I just want them to bond you know," Krillin said. "He's the only family I've got."
18 smiled at him and said, "I know."
Krillin stood up and said, "he's here."
Moments later Goku appeared in the middle of the living room holding two of his fingers to his forehead.
18 still found it uncanny that Krillin could sense him when he did instant transmission. Not even Vegeta could sense him until after he performed the technique.
"Hi!" Goku said cheerfully waving at them.
"Hey Goku," Krillin said.
"Uncle Goku!" Marron cried running to the Saiyan who lifted her into his arms as she clung to his neck.
"Hi Marron," he said. "You ready for our day?"
"What are you gonna do?" 18 said.
"I'm gonna take her to the carnival," Goku said cheerfully.
"Yay!" Marron cried happily.
"Well have fun you two," Krillin said.
"Don't bring her back too late," 18 said.
"Okie doke!" Goku said cheerfully placing two fingers on his forehead. "Bye!"
"Byyyyee!" Marron shouted right before she and Goku disappeared completely.
They both appeared right in the middle of a giant fair but not any regular fair. The ground was an unnatural orange color and it looked like grass but the blades all pointed in different directions. The sky was not blue but pink and all the people around them varied in species. Some of them were odd looking creatures, some of them had halos over their heads, some of them spoke different languages, and many of them were flying or slithering in some way.
"What is this place Uncle Goku?" Marron said.
"This is a planet called Mekka," Goku said. "When I learned the instant transmission technique I was trying to get back to earth and I accidentally ended up here and I had a lot of fun. This is a neutral planet in this solar system where any creatures from the eight surrounding planets can come have fun and some of them can visit from other world, see the ones with the halos?"
"You had one of those when I first met you," Marron said.
"Yes."
"So they are dead?" Marron said.
Goku smiled at the intelligence of the little girl. He was immensely stronger than Krillin but Krillin was smarter than he could ever hope to be. He could see a lot of Krillin in Marron and he liked that.
"Yeah they are dead," Goku said, "but save up their energy so they can visit here. This planet is at the border of a dimension rift so they can come here easier."
"Okay," Marron said though Goku was sure the little girl understood the concept way more than Goten did.
"What do you want to get on first?"
...
As the day progressed the pair had gotten on nearly every ride and Goku won for her every single toy she desired. They were walking towards the petting zoo of animals that were definitely not from earth when they were stopped by a tall chameleon looking humanoid who had a small version of himself perched on his shoulder.
"Goku!"
Goku looked stunned. "Lepo?"
"Hmm it's been a while," Lepo said. "Ever since we were learning the instant transmission technique together."
Goku nodded. "It's been a long time."
"I never forgot how you beat me in everything we did there," Lepo said bitterly.
Goku scratched his head and laughed sheepishly.
"Who's this? Your daughter?"
"No she's my..."
"This my son Lepi," Lepo said proudly. "I bet he's better than your kid."
Goku looked serious. "I don't want to compete Lepo."
It was a rare thing for Goku to say but he learned from the last time he competed against Lepo.
"Let's raise the stakes," Lepo said.
"Lepo no!"
Goku's words went unheard as Lepo took out a small black remote and pressed the button. The remote beeped and a robotic voice said, "bomb armed. Please set coordinates."
"Bomb? What are you..."
"Coordinates planet Earth."
"Lepo!"
The remote beeped and said, "coordinates set, 10 minutes to detonation."
Goku crouched into a fighting stance. "Turn it off. Now!"
"Only if you compete with me," Lepo said.
"I'm here to have fun not fight Lepo, please just turn it off."
"You have to prove to me that your daughter is better than my son," Lepo said, "and I'll turn off the bomb."
"She's not my..."
Goku was interrupted again when Lepo set his son down on the ground and pointed to the petting zoo gate. "A footrace."
"And if she loses will you still turn off the bomb?" Goku said.
"No your planet is not worth saving then," Lepo said.
Goku growled in annoyance not knowing what else to do. If he told him Marron was not his daughter Lepo wouldn't turn off the bomb and he wasn't like Bulma who could probably figure out how to shut it off without Lepo's help.
Goku crouched down and gripped Marron's shoulders, "are you ready?"
Marron seemed to understand everything and set her face in determination. Goku smiled at how much she looked like Krillin when he was a child. It was the same face he made when he fought Bacterium in their very first world tournament.
Marron stood beside Lepo's son who was smirking confidently. "A girl? Hmph."
Marron thought about her mother at that moment. She has heard all the stories about how her mother and beat up all of the Z fighters when she first appeared and how to this day her dad and Yamcha and Tien didn't stand a chance against her. She was a girl but she was strong. Marron suddenly decided she didn't like this boy.
He was probably faster than her though because she could never catch up to Goten and Trunks when they were playing. She had to think of another way to win or she would lose.
"Hey," Marron said softly a blush adorning her cheeks. "You're real cute."
Lepo's son look stricken as his face turned beet red. Lepo was unaware of his son's embarrassment but Goku smirked because she really was Krillin and 18's daughter, 18 had used her feminine wiles to paralyze Krillin on that highway and Krillin had nearly beat Jackie Chun by distracting him with a pair of panties. Marron knew she wouldn't beat this kid and she outsmarted him.
"On your mark, get set...GO!" Lepo cried.
Marron zoomed off as fast as she could as Lepo's son remained stationary still stunned from the compliment. Goku cheered Marron on as she got closer to the gate.
"Lepi! Go!" Lepo screeched shoving his son roughly. The little boy seemed to snap out of it and zoomed towards the gate but he would never catch up even though he was as fast as any Saiyan. Marron touched the gate mere seconds before Lepi did.
"Haha!" Goku cheered. "We won! Now turn off the bomb."
Lepo looked deflated but he took out the remote and pressed the button. "Bomb deactivated," it said.
Lepi glared at Marron angrily as she cheered beside him. She noticed that and gently kisses him on the cheek. His face turned beet red again. "It's okay to lose you know, eventually you'll win it big, just ask my dad."
Lepi sneered. "Goku never loses."
"Uh, Uncle Goku is not my dad."
Both Lepi and Lepo screeched, "WHAT?!"
Goku flew to Marron and picked her up, then turned to them nervously and said, "okay then bye!" He hurriedly rushed into the petting zoo before they could respond.
"That was really fun Uncle Goku," Marron said with a smile.
"You fought smart Marron, good job," Goku said hugging the girl close. "You saved the world!"
Marron beamed.
"I'm very proud of you kiddo," Goku said cheerfully.
Marron hugged him tight. Goku laughed and hugged her back then set her down so they could enjoy the petting zoo.
...
Goku arrived a bit after midnight to Krillin's home holding a very sleepy Marron in his arms. She wasn't asleep quite yet but she was on the verge. Krillin and 18 were both asleep on the couch cuddling together with the TV running. Krillin didn't have a shirt on and 18 didn't have pants and the rest of their clothes and their hair was a mess.
Goku had done that enough times with Chichi to know exactly what had happened. Marron was none the wiser though and immediately made their presence known. "We're home!"
18 was up first since she was a light sleeper. When Goku smirked at her she blushed and immediately grabbed her pajama pants from the floor. Krillin woke up more slowly and didn't quite see his wife's embarrassment. He smiled at them and said, "hi guys."
"Do you have any idea what time it is Goku!" 18 snapped taking Marron from his arms. "She has a bedtime."
"Sorry we were just having so much fun," Goku said with an innocent chuckle.
"Mommy I saved the world!" Marron said.
Goku started sweating nervously as 18 glared at him questioningly. "I'm glad you had fun," Krillin said joining them while slipping on his shirt.
"Well good night!" Goku said quickly putting his fingers on his forehead and disappearing into the night.