Oh Brother

Summary: A series of k18 one shots with an over-laying plot. Also featuring GCC, BV, GoVi, and more.

Warning: general warning about the rating. Some chapters in this story will contain mature language, violent scenes, and adult situations. It is not recommended for anyone under 18 (not that I can stop you if you choose to read anyways.) I will warn you in advance so you can skip those scenes if you so prefer.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/S/GT or any of its characters.

3. How to piss off Yamcha

18 glared at 17 with her arms crossed. "You can't do that 17."

"Why the hell not?"

"Because you live here with my family and I expect you abide by the rules we all live by," 18 said.

17 scoffed. "I don't live by any rules."

"Fine but do that outside my house," 18 said. "You can't punch my husband into the wall every time he annoys you and you can't curse in front of my daughter."

17 rolled his eyes. "She's gonna learn those words anyways."

"But not when she's 5!" 18 snapped. "I will not allow you to influence my daughter in a bad way and put a strain on my marriage."

"Oh come on I punched Krillin like twice how is that a strain on your marriage?"

"Every time me and Krillin try to get intimate you yell out how you can hear us!"

17 looked disgusted. "Well sooorryy for NOT wanting to hear my sister having sex!"

18 gripped his shirt roughly and pulled him towards her. "Go out sometimes then 17! I haven't had sex since you moved in here two months ago, and if I don't get some soon I think I'm gonna kill you."

17 snorted. "Fine you horny bitch."

18 smacked his head as he laughed. They both froze when they heard voices right outside the door. The one sounding all panicky was Yamcha. "How can you even live with that Android here?"

Krillin sighed audibly. "I know he's not very nice to me but he is my wife's brother."

"So what? He's still an asshole, this is your house kick him out."

"I can't do that," Krillin said. "How can I teach my daughter family values if I kick out her uncle? Plus 18 wants to help him and I love her way too much to deny her that."

Yamcha scoffed. "So that's how you scored that hottie of a wife? You're a nice guy."

"Hey, you don't get to call my wife a hottie, plus if she heard you she would skin you alive," Krillin said with scoff. "And just so you know I may be noseless and short or whatever but my wife is not with me just because I'm nice."

There was silence for a moment then Yamcha laughed aloud and said, "you sly dog!" 18 knew Krillin was blushing without even seeing him. "Anyways," Yamcha continued. "We have to find a way to get 17 out of here, he's an asshole."

"Just shut up about it before he hears and kicks your ass," Krillin said. There were footsteps as the two friends walked down the stairs.

18 snorted. "You are an asshole though."

"Shut up!" 17 snapped. "Okay Yamcha, you wanna talk shit about me behind my back, I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget."

"Hey you can't kill any of my husband's friends," 18 warned.

"I'm not gonna kill him! What do you think I'm suicidal?" 17 scoffed. "Goku would blast me to pieces!"

"Then what are you gonna do?"

"Watch and see," 17 said smirking as he stepped out of his bedroom into the hallway and down the stairs.

18 followed him intrigued. Out of all of Krillin's friend Yamcha was the one who annoyed her the most. Bulma was a good shopping buddy, Chichi taught her how to cook really well, Tien was a pretty good sparring partner, Gohan and the other young Saiyans were entertaining, Goku was too kind not to like, Vegeta left her alone most of the time which she really liked, and Launch was...well the purple haired one was so nice and has a great relationship with Krillin and made 18 so very jealous, but the blonde one was hilarious and 18 liked her a lot.

Yamcha though...he always said pigheaded remarks worse than anything Roshi or Oolong could say, and his fear of her never really went away and he was just so annoying. But Krillin loves the guy so she had to grin and bear it. Though in retrospect, Krillin was doing the same thing with 17 now.

"Hey 17, hey babe," Krillin greeted as the two androids stepped into the living room. Yamcha who was playing a video game with Marron was tense with fear and staring at them with distrust.

"Hah I beat you Uncle Yamcha!" Marron cheered.

"Hey! No I was distracted! Rematch!" Yamcha cried.

"You're on!"

The restarted the round and 17 smirked as he walked over to the pair and sat down next to Yamcha really close. Yamcha's entire body tensed up as 17 pressed against him.

18 was struggling not to burst up laughing and she wasn't one to laugh.

"Did you do you something to your hair?" 17 flirted running his fingers through the fighter's hair. Yamcha's entire face turned red and he let out a yelp of horror. "You look really cute."

Yamcha looked like he was going to shit his pants and to that 18 snorted. "Hey 18," Krillin whispered to her looking totally stunned. "I didn't know your brother was gay. It's not problem!" He added quickly waving his arms, "it's good for him that he's uh...out I guess, I have a lesbian friend but not a gay one so this is new for me but it's great! I just didn't know, since when is he..."

"Krillin, for Kami sake stop," 18 said with a scoff. "He's not gay, he's just fucking with Yamcha."

Krillin looked confused. "Uh, why?"

18 glanced at him for a moment then smirked. "Hey Krillin, how did you know that I just don't like you cause you're a nice guy?"

Krillin froze and turned deathly white when he realized that the twins had heard the conversation he and Yamcha had had in the hallway.

18 leaned over and kissed the shorter man on the cheek. Krillin looked at her in surprise and 18 smirked at him. "I do love you for more reasons than just you're nice."

"Gaaahhhhh what are you doing!"

18 and Krillin turned to see Yamcha on his feet face red in anger. The game was ignored and Marron was looking up at Yamcha and her uncle who was on his feet but not at all aggravated. He was smirking almost viciously at him.

"You CANNOT touch me there!" Yamcha yelled shaking his fist even though he knew he could never beat 17 in a fight.

"I don't know Yamcha you seemed to enjoy it," 17 said with grin.

"WHAT!? Hell no!" Yamcha said. "You are sick! You are a sick bastard!"

17 raised his eyebrows. "Oh Yamcha are you a homophobe? You have something against gay people?"

"Wh-what? N-no, no no no I don't!" Yamcha cried backtracking. "I don't want you to hit on me because I like women but I don't have a problem!"

17 chuckled. "You're really cute when you're all nervous."

"Ahhhhh!" Yamcha cried running out of the house and taking air.

17 and 18 burst into laughter immediately and Krillin looked stunned for a moment before he too started laughing. "That was really fun," 17 said.

"What was fun?" Marron said innocently.

"I don't know 17 you were preeetttyyy convincing," 18 teased.

17 didn't respond to that comment he just hugged and extended a hand to Marron. "Come on Marron lets go get ice cream."

Krillin perked up. "Really?"

"Yeah little runt I like ice cream," 17 said picking up the excited Marron in his arms and walking towards the door. He gave a knowing look to 18 who smirked at him in thanks.

When 17 shut the door behind him and took air Krillin said, "well that was weird. 17 is being cryptic I wonder wha..."

Krillin didn't finish his sentence as 18 pounced.