Oh Brother

Summary: A series of k18 one shots with an over-laying plot. Also featuring GCC, BV, GoVi, and more.

Warning: general warning about the rating. Some chapters in this story will contain mature language, violent scenes, and adult situations. It is not recommended for anyone under 18 (not that I can stop you if you choose to read anyways.) I will warn you in advance so you can skip those scenes if you so prefer.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/S/GT or any of its characters.

6. The Joke

(The chapter contains a small explicit scene.)

18 laughed when 17 landed on the beach with a giant bruise on his face. "Shut up," he said grumpily.

"What happened? Did Yamcha actually manage to hit you?" 18 said in surprise. "You know he's weaker than Krillin right?"

"Yes I know," 17 whined. "He caught me off guard with his Wolf Fang Fist."

"Why are you still messing with him?" 18 said shaking her head. "He learned his lesson. I'm starting to think this flirting thing is not a joke."

"Don't be ridiculous that human is entertaining when he's flustered," 17 said.

"Okay and what did you do when he punched you? Did you blast him?"

"Well no..."

18 smirked. "According to my database this is what will annoy you the most: 17 and Yamcha sitting in a tree..."

"SHUT UP!"

18 laughed as 17 stomped towards the ocean. Before he flew off though he turned around and said, "you wouldn't be so keen on Yamcha if you knew all the jokes he has pulled on your husband."

18 cocked her head to the side. "Jokes?"

"Look for his 'joke' box and you'll blast Yamcha for me," 17 said with a smirk before flying off.

So that's what 18 did for the day. Marron was playing with Goten and Trunks like she always did on Tuesdays at Bulma's house and Krillin was working. She searched their entire house for this 'joke box.'

She ended out finding the box in the back of Krillin's closet. It was a bright red box with a smiley on the front. 18 scoured through and found pictures of pranks involving a very embarrassed Krillin and laughing Yamcha, notes and prank items, and an item 18 didn't recognize.

She took the item out and looked over it trying to figure it out. She searched through her database but came up blank on a name. It was bright pink, shaped like a phallus but with a an excess piece hanging off the side and several buttons on the bottom of it.

"18? Uh, what are you doing with that?"

18 turned to Krillin and stood up angrily. "What is all this? I'm gonna wring Yamcha's neck!"

"No! 18 no!" Krillin said with a nervous laugh. "It's not a bad thing! Yamcha and I always prank each other! He has a box just like that one of all the crap I've done to him!"

18 look puzzled. "Why?"

"It's a part of our friendship," Krillin said with a laugh. "We don't mean anything out of malice."

"Hm," 18 said. She lifted up the unknown object and said, "what is this?"

"Oh, haha," Krillin said blushing. "Yamcha gave me that when I was dating Maron, said that I would need it to please her."

18 cocked her head to the side.

"But he totally apologized when I started dating you ," Krillin backtracked. "He calls me a god."

"Yeah," 18 said with a nod, "but what IS this?"

Krillin's face turned beet red. "You, uh, don't know?"

"Why are you embarrassed?"

"18, that's a sex toy."

18's brows rose nearly up into her hairline. "A what!?"

"Yeah it's called a 'rabbit.'"

"How do you...use it?" 18 said a bit of color raising to her cheeks.

"Well I've never used it but you're supposed but that end in and the other..."

"Why don't you show me?"

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"Wait, what?"

"You've never used this right?" 18 said. "So you proved to Yamcha that you don't need this thing. Now I wanna see for myself that it's true."

"Uh..."

"Use it on me and then fuck me, so I can compare."

Krillin moved almost at the speed of light tackling 18 onto the bed and immediately shedding off her shirt. 18 sighed as Krillin immediately latched his lips onto her nipple.

Krillin desperately unbuckled 18's jeans and slid them down her legs along with her underwear.

18 tore her shirt off and Krillin unhooked her bra almost simultaneously. They kissed desperately as Krillin pinned her down to the bed.

18 sighed and scratched down Krillin's back, "no games."

Krillin nodded and grabbed the toy. He quickly inserted the batteries and grabbed the lube he had in the bedside drawer. He lubed up the toy and spread 18's legs wide. 18 bit her lip as Krillin gently inserted the toy making sure the phallus went deep and the clit stimulator was pressing in just the right spot. He turned on the toy making the stimulator vibrator and the phallus move in an up and down motion.

18 arched up almost instantly. "Oh wow," she said. "That's...uh really good."

"But I'm better," Krillin said leaning over 18 and kissing her neck. "I'll prove it momentarily."

18 groaned and gripped the sheets tightly.

...

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Yamcha arrived on the island in the morning ready to fly with Krillin over to Goku's house for a sparring session. Instead of Krillin being ready, waiting for him on the sand it was 18 holding an item.

"Good morn...ing?" He said as he stepped closer and realized what 18 was holding.

18 smirked and handed Yamcha the rabbit toy saying, "Krillin definitely does not need this."

She turned on her heel and walked inside trying to stop herself from looking back at the astonished Yamcha. She did however, stay by the door as Krillin walked out so she heard when Yamcha said, "YOU GOD!"