A/N: sorry guys 4 not lyk updatin sooner but I've had lyk heaps of homework. Anyways heres da next chappie:

Water Fights in the Bedroom & Surprise Visitors

"Mummy"

Both Draco and Hermione froze in shock at the sound of the voice and turned their heads towards the door. There stood Nick, wearing red pajamas with broomsticks on them, rubbing his eyes with his tiny hands.

"What is it Nick" asked Draco finally finding the ability to speak.

'Daddy?'said Nick in a small squeaky voice 'Daddy there's a monster in my cupboard and it was saying that it would come out and take me to scary land.'

As Nick said this Draco had gotten up and walked towards him slowly desperately trying to block his view of Hermione. He picked him up and Nick nuzzled his head into the crook of Draco's neck. 'I'm sure there isn't a monster in your cupboard' whispered Draco. Nick just made a sobbing noise and nodded as though trying to make a point. 'OK, let's go and see shall we' said Draco and he walked out of the room closing the door behind him.

When they got to Nick's bedroom Draco tucked Nick into bed and handed him his teddy bear from the shelf. Nick cuddled it to his chest and looked pointedly at the cupboard. Sighing Drco walked towards it and pulled open the doors. He stuck his head inside and called to Nick 'See there's no monster in here now you can go to sleep'

'Daddy why were you lying on top of mummy like that?' asked Nick out of the blue.

Draco was so shocked by this that he bumped his head on he top shelf of the cupboard. Swearig under his breath he turned around clutching his trobbing head to find that Nick had already fallen asleep. Draco took this as his chance and quickly blew out the single candle illuminating the room and practically ran down the hall. He slowed his pace as he approached his bedroom door. He walked inside to find Hermione sitting at the dressing table (thankfully dressed this time) trying to brush her mane of bushy brown hair.

'For someone who has the reputation of a know-it-all, you sure are dumb Granger' said Draco slyly.

'What's that supposed to mean' asked Hermione with narrowed eyes.

'I mean if you're really that smart then you would have long ago found a spell of potion o tame that bush' replied Draco

'I don't think it's any of your fucking business do you dickhead'

'Ohh! Fiesty'

'Shut up!'

'Make me'

'I will'

'Oh really and how do you plan on doing that' asked Draco raising his eyebrow

'You really don't wanna know'

'Yes I do'

'No you don't'

'Yes I do'

'Oh be quite' said Hermione rolling her eyes.

'You give up way too easily Granger' said Draco triumphantly

'It's not called giving up, it's called being mature'

'Whatever Granger'

'You didn't tell Nick anything he doesn't need to know did you?'

'Do I look that stupid to you?'

'Yep'

'Oh really'

'Yea'

'Ok what exactly do you think I told him, hmmm'

'I don't know what did you tell him?'

'Nothing'

'Yeah right'

'I didn't! He didn't even remember'

'That can't be true'

'Whatever but I didn't tell him anything because he was asleep before I could even process what he said'

'Well that's good then because you know he's only four'

'Of course I know that, I'm his father'

'Whatever Malfoy' and with that Hermione went back to tackling her hair. Draco watched her struggle. She yanked and pulled and in the end she ripped out a huge amount of hair.

'Here let me help' said Draco pointing his wand at Hermione's hair and muttering a spell. It changed instantly. It was no longer bushy but it fell into loose curls down Hermione's back. Hermione stared at her reflection for a few sconds before saying:

'I don't like it, change it back'

'What?' asked Draco shocked 'are you serious?'

'Yes'

'Why?'

''Because it isn't me'

'What do you mean?'

'I mean, I'm not used to having hair like this, change it back'

'No'

'Yes'

'No'

'Fine, I'll just wash it in the morning and it'll be back to normal'

Draco stared as Hermione got into bed. 'Don't you care even one bit about what you look like?'

'No'

'Well I think you're very strange Granger, but what else can you accept from a filthy little Mudblood'

'I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME NOW PISS OFF'

'Ok, ok, jeez you're so bloody aggressive' At this Hermione threw a pillow at Draco, who shaking his head walked into the bathroom shaking his head and locking the door behind him.

After a nice long shower Draco came out of the bathroom looking refreshed and wearing only a pair of dark blue silk boxers. He looked over to the bed to find that Hermione was asleep. Streching he too got into bed after blowing out all the candles.

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It seemed to Draco as though only a few seconds had passed when Nick came pounding into the room and started jumping on the bed screaming 'Mummy, Daddy wake up it's morning'

Groaning Draco turned over onto his back and looked at the clock. It waas six o' clock in the morning. Groaning inwardly Draco grabbed Nick and pulled him under the covers. 'It's way too early' he said

'But Daddy it's morning'

'I know but Daddy doesn't want to get up yet'

'Why not?'

'Because'

'Because why'

Instead of answering Draco began tickling Nick, making him go red with laughter. 'Let's wake Mummy up' said Draco after a while.

'Ok but how' Draco whispered something in Nick's ear making him giggle. Nick then slowly crawled over Draco's knees and jumped of the bed. He walked over to a table in the corner and picked up the vase. He pulled out the flowers and put them on the table and walked back to a smirking Draco. After climbing back onto the bed Nick held the vase over Hermione's head and tipped it over.

'AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Hermione let out an ear peircing scream and junped out of bed. She looked around furiously to find the source of the commotion, she had a very good feeling as to who it was. But she was proven wrong when her eyes landed on a grinning Nick who was sitting crosslegged in the bed clutching a now empyy vase. 'Nick' exclaimed Hermione. Nut Nick just kept grinning up at her trying to look innocent, it was only then she saw Draco who was rolling around laughing his head of. 'that's not fair Nick are you on Daddy's side now?' Nicck just giggled and nodded. 'Ok it's time for revenge siad Hermione taking a glass of water from her bedside table and pouring it over Draco's head.

'HEY' yelled Draco and pointed his wand at Hermione sending a stream of water towards her, soaking her nightdress. Hermione did the same with her wand. About ten minutes later Hermione, Draco, Nick and their surroundings were dripping with water. Giggling Hermione icked up Nick and said 'c'mon lets get you dry before you catch cold' and walked out the room leaving Draco to deal with the mess.

Hermione dried and changed Nick into a pair of jeans and a cute little red shirt with a green dragon on it. She left him to play with his Pygmy Puff and walked back to her room shivering. When she got there she saw three house elves cleaning up the mess they had made while Draco stood in front of the mirror examining his "oh so handsome" (NOT!) face. Hermione walked up to one of the elves and said 'you can all go and have some free time and I'll clean up this mess.'

'Oh no miss, we enjoy doing out job'

'But-'

'Shut up Granger and let them do their job' said Draco cutting her off. Hermione gave up, she knew it was no use. She grabbed an outfit from the wardrobe and walked into the bathroom locking the door behind her.

She went to the dining room about fifteen mintues later to find both Draco and Nick sitting at the table having breakfast. Draco was reading the Daily Prophet and Nick was having trouble (like always) using his knife and fork as it was so heay. Hermione sat down without saying a word and pulled a plate of toast towards her. After a while the door bell rang, a little house elf went to answer the door. He came back a minute later and a said 'there is a man named Chris at the door and he wishes to see Miss Hermione Granger'.

Hermione's heart stopped as Draco turned around to look att her…

A/N: There we go ppl now REVIEW! This chap is a bit longer than the others.

Teaser:

'Who are you?'

'Don't you know? I'm Hermione's boyfriend'