A/N: Hey everyone waddup? I'm sorry for taking so long to update but you see the USB drive that I saved the chapter to, got lost at school and then yeah you know…so now I've finally found the time to write the chapter AGAIN! Oh and BTW has anyone seen Tom Felton's website lately? OMG the picture on the home page is so hot! Now on with the story:

Chapter 16: Daddy Draco

It had been a few hours since Hermione, Draco and Nick had returned home from St. Mungo's. Hermione has taken Nick straight up to his bedroom and tucked him into bed. Draco on the other hand had disappeared somewhere, as usual. Sitting in a chair beside Nick's bed, Hermione's head lolled to one side as she dozed off. Suddenly her head jerked forwards, causing her to wake up. She stood up stretching her sore muscles when she realised how hungry she was. Thinking that Nick would be alright if she left him for a while, Hermione made her way down to the kitchens where she was greeted by a house elf named Twister:

'How can Twister be of service to Miss Hermione?' asked the pathetic little creature bowing until his nose brushed the floor.

'Could I have something to eat Twister?' asked Hermione kindly. Though she had not forgotten her views on elf rights, she found that she had better and more important things to do in life.

'It might be to bold to say Miss' said Twister trembling slightly 'but Twister is wondering if Miss Hermione would like to join Master Draco in the east lawns…Twister will iron his ears if Miss is offended…'

'Oh no, there won't be any need of that, no not at all Twister, it isn't too bold to say, could you please tell me where the east lawns are?'

'Twister will be honoured. Follow Twister Miss' and with that the house elf took off down the corridor, Hermione following closely behind. After walking for about five minutes Twister came to a halt 'there you is Miss' he said pointing a long, skinny finger at a set of enormous glass doors.

'Thankyou Twister' said Hermione and with a snap of his fingers, Twister was gone. Hermione slowly made her way towards the door, pulling it open. For some reason unknown to her, butterflies erupted in her stomach. She crossed the lawn to where Draco was sitting under a large gazebo, enjoying a delicious meal. She just stood there not knowing what to do when-

'Are you going to sit down Granger or are you going to stand there all day staring at my devilishly handsome form?' smirked Draco

Huffing Hermione rolled her eyes and sat down, pulling a variety of food towards her and began eating in a very Ron-like manner.

'Geez Granger you can do with learning how to eat properly' said Draco wrinkling his nose in disgust.

'I do know how to eat properly Malfoy, I just don't feel the need to show manners when I sit with you' replied Hermione her mouth full of chicken.

'Stupid little Mudblood'

'You know how ineffective that word is now Malfoy'

'Oh really?' asked Draco raising an eyebrow 'it seemed to take a huge a effect on you back in second year from what I can remember you were in tears by the end of it'

'Exactly the point, it was all the way back in second year, I'm talking about now'

'Whatever Granger, anyway how's Nick?'

'He's perfectly fine'

'Good'

'Malfoy can I ask you something?'

'What?'

'Why can't we have a big wedding?'

Draco groaned. They were back at this topic again. 'But why Granger?'

'I dunno…I guess I just want to'

'But what is the point? It's not like we're celebrating anything. We're just becoming official that's all'

'Yeah so, it's not like I'll be getting married everyday, I just want it to be special'

'But there isn't anything special between us'

'I know but…oh never mind you'll never understand'

After sitting there for about a minute Draco said 'Fine, I'll think about it'

'Really?'

'Yes! Now stop pissing me off'

'Thank you' squealed Hermione suddenly throwing her arms around Draco and pulling him into a tight embrace. It was only thirty seconds later that she realised what she had done and she pulled away, her face as red as a tomato.

'Knew you couldn't keep your hands off me Granger' said Draco a smirk playing across his lips.

'I'm sorry' gasped Hermione, still blushing madly.

'Don't be, I know how irresistible I am'

'Could your ego get any bigger?'

'Yes'

Hermione just rolled her eyes and looked away only to see Twister running towards them. 'Miss Hermione! Miss Hermione! Come quick! Master Nick is crying for you!' he said breathlessly.

'Oh my God!' shrieked Hermione jumping up and ran inside the Manor up to Nick's bedroom. Draco watched her go and then followed her after a while. When he got there he saw Hermione trying to calm Nick down while she tried applying his medicine.

'Granger you've been a mother for nearly five years and you still don't know how to make your child stop crying' drawled Malfoy

'Oh shut up Malfoy, you know very well that I've never had to put up with something like this before'

'One should always be prepared'

'Are you just going to stand there and insult me?'

'Let me see…yes'

'Stop being so immature Malfoy, you're not helping, no go away'

'No, give me a shot' and with that he walked over to the bed and scooped Nick up into his arms, burying his head in his neck. Nick continued sobbing. 'Now tell me Nick what's wrong asked Draco softly turning his back to Hermione. This only made Nick cry harder. 'Okay, okay, calm down! Now tell me Nick is there anything you want? I'll get you anything you want.'

'Anything?' asked Nick in a small voice looking up at Draco.

'Anything!'

'Daddy can I have some ice cream?'

'You want ice cream?'

Nick nodded.

'Okay but then do you promise that you'll let Mummy give you your medicine'

Nick just simply nodded again.

'Twister' called Draco and in an instant the house elf appeared out of nowhere.

'How can Twister help you Master?' he asked bowing

'Get me a bowl of ice cream'

'What flavour sir?'

'What flavour do you want Nick?' Draco asked Nick who had quietened down completely eagerly waiting for his treat.

'Chocolate' he replied

'Well Twister you heard him now go and get it'

Within a minute Twister returned carrying a huge bowl of chocolate ice cream on a tray with a variety of toppings. He placed it onto the tiny little table, bowed and apparated out of the room again. Draco carried Nick over to the table and sat him down onto the chair and took a seat himself. He then helped Nick pour vanilla sauce and sprinkles all over the ice cream. Nick took a huge spoonful and shoved it into his mouth, dribbling all over his clothes. Draco also picked up a spoon a followed suite, but he of course ate properly. After they had finished the ice cream, Nick crawled back into bed where Hermione gave him his medicine. Soon he was once again sleeping soundly. Her and Draco walked out of his bedroom together and made their way to their own bedroom.

'See Granger that's how you do it'

'Do what?'

'You know very bloody well what'

'Well unlike you Malfoy I don't want to spoil my child'

'I'm not spoiling him'

'Yes you are, now he's going to want ice cream every time I try to give him his medication'

'So? At least he'll take it and that's what matters'

'Whatever Malfoy you win. Gwad you can be so frustrating sometimes'

'You're just jealous I'm a better parent than you'

'Excuse me'

'That's right, you're jealous that Nick likes me better than you'

'You can think whatever you want to, I'm going to have a nice long bath, and if Nick wakes up he's your responsibility, Daddy Draco!' and with that she walked into the bathroom and locked the door.

A/N: There you go people! Another chapter done! Well what d'you think? Hit that little purple button and REVIW! I want at least 15 more! Oh and here's another installation on THE ADVENTURES OF THE EVIL SHEEP.

The Mission Gone Wrong

Note: this is not true although you'll find that is kind of obvious!

One fine afternoon at the Evil Sheep's billion-dollar mansion the Evil Sheep were relaxing in the sun. It was peaceful with the slight rustle of leaves, the chirping of birds and the trickle of the water running in the stream nearby. But this peaceful atmosphere was rudely interrupted by a sudden BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!.

'What was that?' asked ES1 jumping up from her spot under the tree

'Oh calm down ES1' said ES2 'I think it's the Sheepatron'

'OMG! We must help! Our city is in danger! You know what they all say' said ES1 rasing one hand above her head like Superman 'take everything and give nothing back!'

'You're so stupid ES! they don't say that they say...um what do they say again?'

'Never mind that now, we have a city to save' said ES1

'Oh yeah! I almost forgot!' replied ES2 and they both ran into the mansion. There they entered their secret laboratory and transformed into the SUPER MIGHTY EVIL SHEEP! The Super Mighty Evil Sheep took off in a flash.

na na na na na na na BATMAN! na na na na na na na na (oh shit i forget this isn't Batman...rewind!)

The Super Mighty Evil Sheep took off in a flash, flying over the tallest buildings making people look up in awe and cry out 'It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's The Super Mighty Evil Sheep!' Then they finally reached their destination: The Boss's Office!

'Hello ladies' said the perverted Boss with a sly smirk 'the town is in danger and in great need for your help ('no shit Sherlock!' muttered ES2 under her breath) there is a great threat in the downtown shopping centre. A man named Khawokabonganatala (Hint: Don't try and pronounce that!) is going to release a canister containing Syntax Nerve Gas into the ventilation system-'

'Say no more Sir' said ES2 'we're on our way' and with that The Super Mighty Evil Sheep took off again. When they reached the shopping center they quietly made their way to the air-con control system room. ES2 held a finger to her lips pulling a gun out of her pocket (ES1 followed suite) and whispered 'I'll go in first and-'

'NO! I wanna go in' said ES1 cutting her off

'No! I think it's be better is-'

'But you always get to go in' said ES1 her voice getting louder

'Ok, ok you go in then, just keep your voice bloody down'

Without waiting a second longer ES1 kicked open the door holding up her gun ad yelled 'CTU!' The man inside turned to look at her startled. But for some odd reason ES1 had paused. 'hang on a second' she mumbled to herself 'I'm not form CTU' and with that she walked out of the door only to kick it open a second later yelling 'Super Mighty Evil Sheep!'. But of course it was too late. The nerve gas had already been released into the ventilation and the terrorist had escaped. ES2 stood dumbfounded behind the door, when she finally came to her senses over 500 people had died. The Super Mighty Evil Sheep obviously didn't because they were "Super". Their heads hung low the Evil Sheep walked up to The Boss's office. ES2 made ES1 stay outside while she explained what happened. Five minutes later the door swung open with a crash and out came The Boss red faces, steam literally blowing out of his ears and yelled in ES1's face 'YOU'RE FIRED'

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